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bobevenson wrote:On the other hand, both of you know how to jerk off using either hand.

Oooh—it's as if John of Patmos himself had floated beatifically down to dispense God's light and love among us!

mickthinks wrote:

bobevenson wrote:On the other hand, both of you know how to jerk off using either hand.

Oooh—it's as if John of Patmos himself had floated beatifically down to dispense God's light and love among us!

Satan cast a third of the stars out of heaven in the form of the Ouzo Cross, leaving two-thirds or 666 stars out of a thousand. Unfortunately, that's not enough light for mankind to work with, O my brothers in tribulation!

bobevenson wrote:Satan cast a third of the stars out of heaven in the form of the Ouzo Cross

So Satan is the one who created the Ouzo cross that you are focused on? [YES] [NO]

Does this mean Satan is who informs you? [YES] [NO]

Or are you saying that Satan remains associated with Heaven, and therefore you are focused on that which is purer/higher since it was cast out? [YES] [NO - Please provide brief clarification: ____ ]

Don't point me to wade through anything for your answers because I won't.

bobevenson wrote:"The Ouzo Prophecy" is less than 4 pages long and half of it is double-spaced with wide margins top and bottom, left and right, and with other features that take up a lot of space. Now, if you don't have the fucking time to get all the answers to your questions by reading just the "Notes on the Ouzo Cross," I have absolutely no patience with you whatsoever!

If YOU don't have the fucking time and patience to answer simple questions, then fuck you Bob! You're an ass to bombard people with your crazy-ass claims, and then not have the decency or courage to clarify your statements when asked. I have already invested time in reading and assessing your stupid credentials (which you interpret differently than everyone else!). And NOW... once again... you want me to read something else. How did I know you would direct me to do that? Because you repeatedly hide behind diversion. Your claims are weak because you can't even answer simple questions about them in the moment -- AND you are NO prophet because you cannot even deliver/interpret a simple message. You want everyone to read and interpret everything the way you do. That's your methodology. Fuck you, you BIG BABY!!!

bobevenson wrote:Look, that stupid-ass Arising posts the same cute bullshit over and over again regardless of the thread. ...

LMFAO! Pots and glass-houses or what!!

So are you now saying that this,

bobevenson wrote:Theist, agnostic, atheist. As Bob the Baptist, I can tell you that the first and third are fools, and absolute fools at that.

bobevenson wrote:Anybody who isn't an agnostic is a fool.

Was just cute bullshit?

What the fuck do you expect a patient prophet to do, huh?

Answer a question about their words would be nice, so what is it now bobby, agnostic, absolute fool or cute bullshitter?

Morons like you are obviously unable to remember the subject of any thread, so I'll try to help you out: "Please review "The Ouzo Prophecy" at http://church-of-ouzo.com/pdf/ouzo-prophecy.pdf, and let me know if you really think it would be possible for anybody, and I do mean anybody, to somehow dream up the Ouzo Cross without divine guidance."

bobevenson wrote:Morons like you are obviously unable to remember the subject of any thread, so I'll try to help you out: Please review "The Ouzo Prophecy" at http://church-of-ouzo.com/pdf/ouzo-prophecy.pdf, and let me know if you really think it would be possible for anybody, and I do mean anybody, to somehow dream up the Ouzo Cross without divine guidance.

I think where you're going wrong, Bob, is in thinking that anybody is interested in your "ouzo" thing.

bobevenson wrote:Yeah, you're dense, so your defense mechanism kicks in to let you assume that everybody else is equally dense, and you just might have a point, I mean besides the one on the top of your head.

I would think that your position of being in a minority of one means that you are most in need of a defense mechanism.

Harbal wrote:

bobevenson wrote:Yeah, you're dense, so your defense mechanism kicks in to let you assume that everybody else is equally dense, and you just might have a point, I mean besides the one on the top of your head.

I would think that your position of being in a minority of one means that you are most in need of a defense mechanism.

A prophet in need of a defense mechanism? You're denser than I thought!

bobevenson wrote: A prophet in need of a defense mechanism? You're denser than I thought!

My knowledge of prophets is very limited but I seem to think they normally have some charisma, whereas you are just plain irritating. Are you absolutely sure you've chosen the right career?

bobevenson wrote:It's not a choice, it's not a career, it's a calling.

And don't you mind what people are calling you?