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Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2025 1:13 pm
by attofishpi
Fairy wrote: ↑Tue Jun 10, 2025 1:08 pm Q: How do you make yourself invisible to others?

A: Just always speak the truth honestly and fearlessly.


Hahahahah! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ It’s the way I tell em!
You could also jump off a very high bridge into a fast flowing river.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2025 1:16 pm
by Fairy
attofishpi wrote: ↑Tue Jun 10, 2025 1:13 pm
Fairy wrote: ↑Tue Jun 10, 2025 1:08 pm Q: How do you make yourself invisible to others?

A: Just always speak the truth honestly and fearlessly.


Hahahahah! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ It’s the way I tell em!
You could also jump off a very high bridge into a fast flowing river.
I’ve never to this day been able to make myself invisible. It’s tricky, and it’s a joke. The super ultra cosmic joke.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2025 1:45 pm
by attofishpi
Q: How do you make one of those exploding Muslims?

A: Just always speak the truth honestly and fearlessly.

:lol:

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2025 2:01 pm
by Fairy
attofishpi wrote: ↑Tue Jun 10, 2025 1:45 pm Q: How do you make one of those exploding Muslims?

A: Just always speak the truth honestly and fearlessly.

:lol:
Oh you actually thought there was a Muslim inside that body. πŸ€“πŸ˜‚

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2025 2:05 pm
by attofishpi
NPCs?

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2025 2:07 pm
by Fairy
attofishpi wrote: ↑Tue Jun 10, 2025 2:05 pmNPCs?
Nope, too shallow, dig deeper, you’re getting caught up in the eddies.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2025 2:32 am
by Walker

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 10:39 am
by Zatamon
The gods are talking about how to design human procreation. Nothing looks promising until one of them comes up with the idea of intercourse. The other gods ponder it for a while, and one of them says hesitantly: "I guess that would work, but how could they stop laughing long enough to..."

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 6:19 pm
by Walker

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 9:17 pm
by Flannel Jesus
Walker wrote: ↑Wed Jun 25, 2025 6:19 pm An American puppet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdq2jdv0wjE
Love it

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2025 2:45 am
by attofishpi
..the only gay in the village :lol:

When in Mykonos... | Little Britain | Lucas and Walliams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Howb1zEpv0

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2025 8:40 pm
by Impenitent
how do you know if the pig is French?

he goes oui, oui oui all the way home

-Imp

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2025 9:23 pm
by attofishpi
Impenitent wrote: ↑Mon Jul 07, 2025 8:40 pm how do you know if the pig is French?

he goes oui, oui oui all the way home

-Imp
See, now that's the same problem with me live reading my poetry without displaying the actual words! Phonetically identical, thus missing the point I am attempting to get across..

The only way I could know if this pig is French is if whilst squealing out "oui, oui oui" all the way home, he also held out a placard with the actual spelling!! - not being "wee".. :lol:

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2025 11:37 am
by Impenitent
after Tuesday the calendar says WTF...

-Imp

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2025 12:49 pm
by Walker
:thumbsup:

if it was a snake it woulda bit me.