Poetry here.

[Psychonaut]

hrm?
How about some sort of group project..

I know these things rarely work in any fashion but what the hey..

"I've a hole in my head where a brain should be
Keeps on fillin with sex and tv....

[maryshelley]

" pug that hole with love, baby"

[artisticsolution]

If love's not enough to pug that hole,
perhaps I'll put up a dancin' pole...

[Psychonaut]

And then maybe you'll see
that you've got soul

[artisticsolution]

Slithering n' gyrating around this pole,

why am I dancing for this arsehole?

[Psychonaut]

Well that died fast, soddit.

I just squeezed out another...

a snaking soliloquy condemning one's own self
a shaking of foundations of one's mental health
a critique criticising its direction of discourse
a freak fretting uses forces to end the use of force
all the while i'm bastardised, unified, undignified
i'm becoming what i want and also self-vilified
perhaps devils keep in check what is or isn't
and is best left as a dingy dirty untrodden fleck

[artisticsolution]

Well that died fast, soddit.

I just squeezed out another...

a snaking soliloquy condemning one's own self
a shaking of foundations of one's mental health
a critique criticising its direction of discourse
a freak fretting uses forces to end the use of force
all the while i'm bastardised, unified, undignified
i'm becoming what i want and also self-vilified
perhaps devils keep in check what is or isn't
and is best left as a dingy dirty untrodden fleck

I was more than happy to continue with you psy...even though I have never written poetry in my life and I suck...lol. But no worries...I will be happy to embarrass myself for art!

What I was trying to do with my silly verse above was to give a little feel and flavor for Las Vegas and some of the experiences I have been lucky enough to encounter in my life here. (no I was not a stripper! LOL) but I have has friends who were. I have been fortunate to have known a wide variety of people and they have shared with me their thoughts and experiences. The strippers I have known, have told me this is what they are thinking when they dance...well...this and the money they are making. Most of them make bank! Still, it's a harsh life...one that I would not want for all the riches in the world....some of the stories would curl your pubic hairs (as one of my stripper friends used to say! lol)

Anyway...nice poem and puts me in the mind of the one verse of that song that I think of when I think of you. You seem to be able to change your image in the mirror if your breath 'fogs up the glass'. You are multifaceted (is that the right word?) to say the least!

[amateurphilosophynerd]

Amateur Philosophy tied up in a bin,
laden with books carrying financial sin,
What a mess I have got Santa in!

Books oh books what a lovely pile,
when I get em free, it makes me smile!,
If I have to pay,
I will growl,
maybe I will be around here for a while.

The books they are our stock in trade,
we're lucky if any profits made!
we like it when the books are brought,
dr, professsor's Philosophy's sought.

Boy what a funny world I find I am in,
full of messed up ugliness, and loads of sin,
a bit of tardive it is a delight!!
don't put up an emancipatory fight!
others have tried,
others have failed,
add your work to the work that has bin,
add it to the pile of academy/non academy sin.
copyrightallrights reservedapnpoeticgeniussociety2009

[amateurphilosophynerd]

Philosophy Now's Poets Corner is having a go,
at poetic license, many ways you know,
poetry falls and poetry rises,
in these pages are many surprises.

The Poetic Philosophy Now mixes it up,
with reflections about whats getting you fucked!
The Poetry Lab is ten to the dozen
existential tunes, come, let us have em.
There are funny things you know,
join the PN Poets Corner
and have a go.

poeticgeniusproductionsapncopyrightkjah2009

[amateurphilosophynerd]

This is an aesthetic production.
what is beautiful, what is ugly and what is it meaning?
Is it divided down the rich/poor divide?
or do the poor barstards have beauty inside?

So we shall have our magnficient stage,
and perform on it poetry, from age to benificient age,
the platform aesthetically,well, its here
and no doubt poets will shed many a tear,
But lets unite Philosophy with Poetry.
like Films of Heidegger whose both BEING and IN TIME,
what flavour would you like to be?
transendent in poetic majesty?
shall this be a pluralistic display?
or a fight to tyranny, inferiors to pay?
shall the inner student, learn and learn,
though desire be strange, and the desire to earn,
that gives up on a mountain of despair,
surrounded by the valleys of care,
intellectually carrying a song,
like a Lollard, singing along,
so lets Philosophy Now be brought from the stand,
the newsagents next Sub as the previous planned, our
crazee dreams not built on the sand,
but irrational life be as one planned.
kjah2009apnpoeticgeniusproductionsallrightsreserved.

[amateurphilosophynerd]

Pole dance 'round Philosophy.
makes me sound,
rather dodgy,
like some floozie dancing around,
oh stop stop!
lets hit the ground!
I suppose that's one way to be
an artiste in the art of seductive coquettry.
(but if he was my mr right, then everything would be alright!!)
the poeticgeniusstrikesagainkjah2009all rights reserved

[Psychonaut]

Hey as, I thought two wasn't enough contributors to be honest :-/

Altho perhaps its sufficient for a short one..

I've a hole in my head where a brain should be
Keeps on fillin with sex and tv
pug that hole with love, baby
If love's not enough to pug that hole,
perhaps I'll put up a dancin' pole
And then maybe you'll see
that you've got soul
Slithering n' gyrating around this pole,

why am I dancing for this arsehole?

I think it works

APN, your poetry was wonderful keep it coming
Ha, just saw the one above XD

[artisticsolution]

Hi Bondi,

Have you ever seen this episode of King of Queens...Doug wants Carrie to pole dance for him but she's awful...so he shows her how to do it...hysterical. He's amazingly limber for such a big guy though! lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD92a5ee ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Hi Psy and APN,

I like APN's poetry too!

Psy, I just had another weird coinkiedink happen...that is 2 in a matter of hours!

I was having dinner with my family and trying to get some dressing to come out of the bottle and onto my salad. I kept concentrating on pounding on the bottom of the jar while my family was busy talking away...TV blasting in the background (its usually off at dinnertime.)

All of a sudden a huge glob (half the jar) of dressing plops out all over my lettuce! I exclaimed, "AWWW!!!" and with that, my family immediately fell silent and looked at me to see what had happened. There was a moment of silence while I just looked angrily at the plate then in perfect timing... the person on the TV declared in loud deliberate words, "SON OF A BITCH!"





What are the chances? LOL

[amateurphilosophynerd]

To Artistic Solution especially and back to back2bondi and psy
Probability, as my Dad would say, the heavy jar, the reluctant,
salad cream,
did not come out,
like a dream.
But unlike an athletic dancer pole,
inelegantly splodged like the latter video.
Unfortunately back2bondi's EDIT
could not arrive to give some CREDIT,
Maybe Philosophy Now will give some Pole Dancing Glasses,
then arrive with Academics all donning their glasses,
to study these most strangest of forms
(which incidentally don erotic forms)
so the Big 'Research' can take more pleasant forms,
than eeking out in some horrible dorms,
Researches verisimilitudes
where l the young men sing 'all the young dudes'
Back to AS salad cream
some man would make a mathematical modelled dream,
and redesigned the model in a more intelligent way,
so AS could eat her salad in a more dignifed way.
kjah2009allrightsreservedcopyright

[artisticsolution]

To Artistic Solution especially and back to back2bondi and psy
Probability, as my Dad would say, the heavy jar, the reluctant,
salad cream,
did not come out,
like a dream.
But unlike an athletic dancer pole,
inelegantly splodged like the latter video.
Unfortunately back2bondi's EDIT
could not arrive to give some CREDIT,
Maybe Philosophy Now will give some Pole Dancing Glasses,
then arrive with Academics all donning their glasses,
to study these most strangest of forms
(which incidentally don erotic forms)
so the Big 'Research' can take more pleasant forms,
than eeking out in some horrible dorms,
Researches verisimilitudes
where l the young men sing 'all the young dudes'
Back to AS salad cream
some man would make a mathematical modelled dream,
and redesigned the model in a more intelligent way,
so AS could eat her salad in a more dignifed way.
kjah2009allrightsreservedcopyright

Hi APN! Loved your poem and had to look up the word verismilitudes...now if I only knew how to pronounce it! lol

I like your feminine analysis of man's oversight,
if only in the beginning he'd have created things right,
maybe I would have avoided this plight!

As you can see, it is funny to me,
to blame all my woes on my masculine foes,
as they are the ones who design the poles
and jars with holes
wish they had a clue, wish they knew their role,
they simply do not 'get' innuendo or cajole!

Everyday, all throughout my life
to run into men who cause me much strife,
even in my life as a wife!

This is the pickle, I wouldn't trade for a nickle,
because I have to admit...I like the dickle!

LOL told ya I suck at this! But still...it's fun!