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Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2022 9:28 am
by Dontaskme
Walker wrote: Mon Aug 01, 2022 6:37 pm one who self-admittedly has no-respect for words.

(I've heard I'm incomprehensible, so speak up if you don't understand.)

Oh those incomprehensible WORDS..They flex my thinking skills until I think I've understood.


The joke is on you moron. Why would any of us have respect for incomprehensible words.

Are you getting it now? :lol: Now run along, no one cares about incomprehensible words.

Smile please, your on candid camera. 8)

Or better still....just walk away, far away, and never look back. No need to fix or beg for what is forever incomprehensibly beyond repair.

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Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 4:32 pm
by Walker
‘Merican Satire

:lol:

The Simpsons take on soccer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJu2qSJ9zno

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 5:20 pm
by henry quirk
Got any good jokes?

Well, it's not a joke as such, just an observation: when an amoralist tells you to do the right thing, that tickles me.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:02 am
by Walker
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Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:11 am
by Walker
henry quirk wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 5:20 pm Got any good jokes?

Well, it's not a joke as such, just an observation: when an amoralist tells you to do the right thing, that tickles me.
It's an oxymoron from the view of the moralist. An amoralist would have to justify such a statement with the view that the right thing is intrinsic knowledge, or rather to be more specific, the right thing is an appropriate response to conditions based on intrinsic processing of considerations that require no more knowledge of comparative thinking than navigating the streets to the market.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:33 am
by Walker
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Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:38 am
by attofishpi
How did "Got any good jokes?" turn into a fuckwit fest of fuckwit USAdians talking about (without any wit) their politicians?

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:59 am
by Walker
(must be a soccer fan)

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2022 4:20 am
by attofishpi
Walker wrote: Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:59 am (must be a soccer fan)
Football is where one can ONLY use ones feet - generally a foot upon a ball - hence the term FOOTBALL

The dumb kunts on the planet call their sport FOOTBALL - but they use their HANDS.

ERGO, American "football" & Australian Rules 'football" should be called HANDBALL...

(well at least the Australian version doesn't wear padding AND helmets - like the pussy faggots of USA USA USA!! "foot"ball)

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2022 4:25 am
by henry quirk
Walker wrote: Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:11 am
henry quirk wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 5:20 pm Got any good jokes?

Well, it's not a joke as such, just an observation: when an amoralist tells you to do the right thing, that tickles me.
It's an oxymoron from the view of the moralist. An amoralist would have to justify such a statement with the view that the right thing is intrinsic knowledge, or rather to be more specific, the right thing is an appropriate response to conditions based on intrinsic processing of considerations that require no more knowledge of comparative thinking than navigating the streets to the market.
The line I'm gettin' from 'em: becuz custom & convention demand it. And they call that morality.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2022 3:56 pm
by Walker
Question: What do you call a bloated Leviathan that doubles in size?
Answer: Brandon’s Weaponized IRS. (BW-IRS)

- For those waiting to see how this shakes out, in a deal with Dongfeng, the new government issue vehicle, the eco-electric model BW-IRS, will henceforth be parked by the doorpost, in the driveway with selfies as proof, so that the angel of death will pass over.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2022 9:30 am
by Dontaskme
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 11 oranges in the other.

What do you have?

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2022 12:23 pm
by attofishpi
Dontaskme wrote: Sat Aug 20, 2022 9:30 am If you have 13 apples in one hand and 11 oranges in the other.

What do you have?
BIG HANDS!

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2022 12:24 pm
by attofishpi
I washed my hair this morning and thought how strange it is that we use something called sham_poo.

God having another cosmic joke perhaps?

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2022 12:30 pm
by vegetariantaxidermy
attofishpi wrote: Sat Aug 20, 2022 12:23 pm
Dontaskme wrote: Sat Aug 20, 2022 9:30 am If you have 13 apples in one hand and 11 oranges in the other.

What do you have?
BIG HANDS!
:lol: