Slow and crashing forum

[accelafine]

..but seriously, what did your husband spend 1K on after giving the manager of his rugby club the blow job?

The manager was really fat and ugly so despite my encouragement (we needed the money) he declined the offer

[accelafine]

Well this site's impossible for me to use now so I suppose that's it. It had its moments.

[FlashDangerpants]

Well this site's impossible for me to use now so I suppose that's it. It had its moments.

• What shocking horrible news that Veggie is going to leave forever. It will be torment beyond bearing.

• It's not true, she's like the smell of a dead rat that got stuck behind the fridge and choked on a peanut, certain to return at some inconvenient time.

• I hope she isn't leaving because of anything I said. I had so many worse things to say about her. Whose pelvic floor will I now compare to a leaky bucket of puss?

• It's so unfair that a trivial Cloudflare bot-check could break her ability to use a computer in the most basic ways, her grandchildren are to blame for leaving her unattended with a laptop for entire days, an elderly like her needs more support than this. Maybe if we hire some child labour to work her electronics for her, she can come back to us after all.

• Without the excitement and variety that her two conversational topics (wokeness and American abuses of English) deliver... is there really any point attempting philosophy any more? I can't even bear the thought of talking about liberty if there isn't a dessicated homunculoid half-woman from the Southern Ocean to tell me that using that word means I must be an American.

• Oh Veggie, without your spite and the lingering smell of piss that follows you, our lives will be almost entirely liveable, is that any way for a human to be?

• I suppose we will have to roll up our sleeves and fill the holes in our lives that Veggie's departure leaves by other means. Perhaps if we teach Age the word "woke" he can inflict that on every single conversation ever for no fucking reason. And if we teach the parrot that lives on Henry's shoulder to complain about "plasticinians", then over time it will be like she never left us.

I am glad we could work through the stages of grief that Veggie's loss causes us. Let us arrange her cremation before she changes her mind.

[attofishpi]

..but seriously, what did your husband spend 1K on after giving the manager of his rugby club the blow job?

The manager was really fat and ugly so despite my encouragement (we needed the money) he declined the offer

LMFAO!!

..at least one of us on the forum will miss all of your personalities.

Bye Bye..

PS.
- Go to someone else house and test the forum on their device - if it's the same issue it's Rick's IT dude been tasked with saboutaging your account
- If that works, get a new laptop - if you cant afford one - second hand test at cash converters first - if you can't afford that, become a lady of the night until you can *for lesbian women of course.

[promethean75]

"Most men aren't aware of their prostate until it gets cancerous."

That's right, and nowdays they're saying capitalism has made the world so bad that a man has a 94 percent chance of dying of prostate cancer.

This makes homosexual sex even more inconceivable to me because i feel like a fellow should not want to irritate or annoy the organ by prodding and poking at it with foreign objects.

Now de Sade says god arranged the hindquarters as such so that we might indeed venture to put our johnsons in such a seemingly uninviting and even hostile place.

I disagree. For if this were the case, the far less hostile, more inviting, and accessible option placed directly above this dark suspicious hole sealed off like some forbidden cave entrance would not exist.

[Age]

*phone on mute*

C'mon ya ol' bat. FFS. I have no idea what she's doing, probably rebooting the kettle or something.

I wanna go home Baz, it's been a long day - wots this daft ol' dinosaur doing? - evolving a brain i hope.

"I HEARD THAT!"

Oh, sorry madam. Is the problem resolved?

"NO! What do you mean reboot the computer? I've been kicking it for 5 minutes and still the same problem"

Madam, does your husband have steel cap work boots?

"Yes, he does"

Is your husband home?

"No he isn't"

Good. Place the boots on your feet.

"Yes"

Now, see the dangly wire from the thing that you are holding up to your ear?

"Yes"

It connects to a beige base, with a dial on it, I want you to reboot that base as hard as you can..

"OK, hang on" BANG CLICK

Phew, daft ol bat hung up on me...I think I'll pick up some beers on the way home.

..the end of a day in the Life of Brian.

There's a reason why so-called computer nerds are always male.

LOL AGAIN, 'ALWAYS' and 'male'.

It is like 'this one' is ABSOLUTELY THOROUGHLY BLIND, CLOSED, AND STUPID.

TO "accelafine" ABSOLUTELY EVERY so-called "computer nerd", in the WHOLE WORLD, IS A 'male', and FOR ALL TIMES WHEN so-called "computer nerds" have existed, exist, and will exist.

Now, I WONDER if there is ANY other human being, in the WHOLE WORLD, who SEES or BELIEVES 'this'?

FAR more confidence than ability. I'm always amazed when I find I know more about 'tech' stuff than they do. They just pretend to know everything (and probably actually believe it). Odious little condescending incel creeps.
What makes males so confident, even when they have absolutely NOTHING to be confident ABOUT?

Has 'this one' made more than five posts WITHOUT MENTIONING 'males' and/or "americans"?

Which makes one WONDER what HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO 'this one' BY A 'male', or BY 'males'.

[promethean75]

I therefore conclude that through some engineering necessity unknown to me, god had no other option but to design the prostate as it is. Perhaps he had all the more reason to design the beaver so that there is no contest between it and its disreputable neighbor. A reasoned man would always choose it instead, or so god would hope.

Take these words of wisdom with you on your journey through life and know that while god loves you and wants you to, like him, lie only with human female sexy beasts, the choice is ultimately yours, brothers.

[Age]

There's a reason why so-called computer nerds are always male. FAR more confidence than ability. I'm always amazed when I find I know more about 'tech' stuff than they do. They just pretend to know everything (and probably actually believe it). Odious little condescending incel creeps.
What makes males so confident, even when they have absolutely NOTHING to be confident ABOUT?

It was always the same entitled spoilt brat b*****s (I hate that word) that had the attitude that they knew more than some dude that just happens to be working in a call centre, thus must be dumb. Always unreasonable unwilling to accept the truth. The men 9 times out of 10 you could eventually calm them down and reason with them. But there was a certain type of woman (*perhaps the Veg type?) that you couldn't bring them to the correct conclusion.

You'd be surprised at the level of knowledge some 'call centre' tech roles require.

Let's see you remote configure a VOIP router, because the tech on site has fucked up all the line connection points to shed load of phones, faxes etc..

PS. There were loads of women at my office

So, ONCE MORE, even a thread ABOUT 'this forum' being slow and crashing TURNS INTO BEING ABOUT 'males' AND 'females', AND WHICH 'one' is, LAUGHINGLY, 'better'.

These two, REALLY, are SO VERY NARROWED, and CLOSED.

[Age]

pps My grand daughter was adept at using a smart phone at ONE, and that was from simply watching others and swiping her mother's phone when she wasn't looking.

Which makes some WONDER about 'your grand son's' ABILITIES, or LACK OF.

So don't patronise me with your 'ooh, I'm such a clever male who knows everything there is to know about 'mysterious techy stuff' so I'm going to gift you the honour of my infinitely superior wisdom because you are such a decrepit, helpless old crone who could never hope to match my vastly superior 'man-knowledge'.

[Age]

Ps. None of your 'solutions' made any difference.

Now HOW HARD was 'that'?

[Age]

Ps. None of your 'solutions' made any difference.

Then they weren't solutions were they.. We're on a philosophy forum here Veg, apply some logic.

Clearly the issue is PEBKAC as I originally suggested.

BUT, what you originally suggested was;

Try a different browser/device perhaps..

[attofishpi]

Imagine a new Star Wars episode: "The Village Idiot Strikes Back"

[Impenitent]

Imagine a new Star Wars episode: "The Village Idiot Strikes Back"

I don't know how much money Lucas will make from the sale of Jar Jar with picket signs...

-Imp

[accelafine]

- Go to someone else house and test the forum on their device - if it's the same issue it's Rick's IT dude been tasked with sabotaging your account
- If that works, get a new laptop - if you cant afford one - second hand test at cash converters first - if you can't afford that, become a lady of the night until you can *for lesbian women of course.

[accelafine]

I thought this site was bad when it comes to attracting loons, but ILP makes it look like the sanest haven on earth. Age's even more insane but hyper-sexualised twin brother is over there