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People trash you, then they ignore you, just like people do with every other waste product.

Don't look at me. I'm being disposed of.

If you're a sinking ship, you find out who leaves first.

Typhoid Gary, Mary's other brother.

Mental illness is a communicable disease if you talk while having a mental breakdown.

If a person falls in a crowd and no one notices, does he make a sound?

The peace train ran over me and then backed up to finish the job.

Never do a favor to people who don't deserve one.

How do you repo a favor you shouldn't have given?

Answer: You can't. You just have to hope there's a God and that God will see to it that justice is served.

When the going gets weird, the weird try to set things straight because they know how destructive weirdness can be.

Enough. My work is done here. Up, up and away!

Anyway, back to the no friends corner. I'm a lunatic. Who on PN wants to associate with a loon like me?

I'm just a loon.
I play out of tune
I want to be free
hey look at me

I saw the light
I tried to pick a fight
no one cares for me
they want to be happy

I'm just a loon
singing out of tune
Others hate me
because I'm a loon

They avoid me like the plague
I'm happy to say
Leave alone
go back to your home

It's all your fault
you know who you are
I'm just a loon
and I don't like you

No one cares
and neither do I
life is not fair
and I'm going to die

I'm just a loon
who will be locked away soon
I'm just a loon
singing out of tune