Gary's Corner

[Gary Childress]

People trash you, then they ignore you, just like people do with every other waste product.

[Gary Childress]

Don't look at me. I'm being disposed of.

[Gary Childress]

If you're a sinking ship, you find out who leaves first.

[Gary Childress]

Typhoid Gary, Mary's other brother.

[Gary Childress]

Mental illness is a communicable disease if you talk while having a mental breakdown.

[Gary Childress]

If a person falls in a crowd and no one notices, does he make a sound?

[Gary Childress]

The peace train ran over me and then backed up to finish the job.

[Gary Childress]

Never do a favor to people who don't deserve one.

[Gary Childress]

How do you repo a favor you shouldn't have given?

[Gary Childress]

Answer: You can't. You just have to hope there's a God and that God will see to it that justice is served.

[Gary Childress]

When the going gets weird, the weird try to set things straight because they know how destructive weirdness can be.

[Gary Childress]

Enough. My work is done here. Up, up and away!

[Gary Childress]

Anyway, back to the no friends corner. I'm a lunatic. Who on PN wants to associate with a loon like me?

[Gary Childress]

I'm just a loon.
I play out of tune
I want to be free
hey look at me

I saw the light
I tried to pick a fight
no one cares for me
they want to be happy

I'm just a loon
singing out of tune
Others hate me
because I'm a loon

They avoid me like the plague
I'm happy to say
Leave alone
go back to your home

It's all your fault
you know who you are
I'm just a loon
and I don't like you

[Gary Childress]

No one cares
and neither do I
life is not fair
and I'm going to die

I'm just a loon
who will be locked away soon
I'm just a loon
singing out of tune