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Re: Ask me a question:

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:41 am
by Flannel Jesus
Did you know that I was going to ask this question in response to your answer?
Gary Childress wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:37 am How can I know if I know nothing?

Re: Ask me a question:

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:43 am
by Gary Childress
Dontaskme wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:41 am
Gary Childress wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:34 am
Dontaskme wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:33 am

Everything in space, including the International Space Station, is essentially in free fall, falling rapidly under the force of (almost) nothing but gravity.
Hold tight. I'm reaching. I think I might be able to grab your foot.
“You–you've got me? Who's got you?”

Image
Yikes! You're right! Hold on, I think I still have a footing.

Re: Ask me a question:

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:44 am
by Gary Childress
Flannel Jesus wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:41 am Did you know that I was going to ask this question in response to your answer?
Gary Childress wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:37 am How can I know if I know nothing?
Good one! Kudos!

Re: Ask me a question:

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:47 am
by Dontaskme
Gary Childress wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:43 am
Dontaskme wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:41 am
Gary Childress wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:34 am

Hold tight. I'm reaching. I think I might be able to grab your foot.
“You–you've got me? Who's got you?”

Image
Yikes! You're right! Hold on, I think I still have a footing.
I've only got one foot in this looney bin, the other is in my mouth. :D

Re: Ask me a question:

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:51 am
by Gary Childress
Dontaskme wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:47 am
Gary Childress wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:43 am
Dontaskme wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:41 am

“You–you've got me? Who's got you?”

Image
Yikes! You're right! Hold on, I think I still have a footing.
I've only got one foot in this looney bin, the other is in my mouth. :D
Don't worry. I think we'll land OK. Looks like water below.

Re: Ask me a question:

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 12:07 pm
by Flannel Jesus
What do you think of this joke?:

What's the difference between a job and a wife after six years?

A job still sucks.
Gary Childress wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:44 am Good one! Kudos!

Re: Ask me a question:

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 1:35 pm
by Walker
Premise One, and why:
The futures so bright I gotta wear shades.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVjTTcEuhtM

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades



Premise Two …
Nooooo!

Re: Ask me a question:

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 1:54 pm
by Gary Childress
Walker wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 1:35 pm
Premise One, and why:
The futures so bright I gotta wear shades.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVjTTcEuhtM

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades



Premise Two …
Nooooo!
You have learned everything I know so far. 100%.

Re: Ask me a question:

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 3:56 pm
by commonsense
Gary Childress wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 3:06 am
Walker wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 3:00 am
Gary Childress wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 2:43 am

As far as I can tell, that's a fair attempt to be relevant. Maybe a B- for effort in my book? If you think it's better than that, then feel free to explain what I'm not seeing.
Gary, you have a yet to provide proof of possessing an elevator's license, and there are possible karmic penalities for unlicensed calibrating of objective elevations with calculations corrupted by delusional understanding of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

But, to continue with relevance to the greater truth of the topic at hand before any contemplated or attempted, unnecessary amputations ...

A Platy is a fish.
A fish is a newbe.
Pus form around infections.

Therefore:

Q: What happens when a newbe’s mind is infected with Leftist crap?
A: Platypus.

:|
OK. Thanks for the insight. I just lowered your grade to an F.
Nooo! Walker should get an A+ for creativity and spelling.

Re: Ask me a question:

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 4:11 pm
by Gary Childress
commonsense wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 3:56 pm
Gary Childress wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 3:06 am
Walker wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 3:00 am
Gary, you have a yet to provide proof of possessing an elevator's license, and there are possible karmic penalities for unlicensed calibrating of objective elevations with calculations corrupted by delusional understanding of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

But, to continue with relevance to the greater truth of the topic at hand before any contemplated or attempted, unnecessary amputations ...

A Platy is a fish.
A fish is a newbe.
Pus form around infections.

Therefore:

Q: What happens when a newbe’s mind is infected with Leftist crap?
A: Platypus.

:|
OK. Thanks for the insight. I just lowered your grade to an F.
Nooo! Walker should get an A+ for creativity and spelling.
Grade however you wish.

Re: Ask me a question:

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 4:11 pm
by commonsense
OK, here’s another question especially for Gary:

Q: What is the dumbest idea for a thread on this forum?

A: Asking a question related to a platypus?

Re: Ask me a question:

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 4:13 pm
by Gary Childress
commonsense wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 4:11 pm OK, here’s another question especially for Gary:

Q: What is the dumbest idea for a thread on this forum?

A: Asking a question related to a platypus?
Why is it the dumbest idea for a thread on the forum?

Re: Ask me a question:

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 4:20 pm
by commonsense
Gary Childress wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 4:13 pm
commonsense wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 4:11 pm OK, here’s another question especially for Gary:

Q: What is the dumbest idea for a thread on this forum?

A: Asking a question related to a platypus?
Why is it the dumbest idea for a thread on the forum?
Why not?

Re: Ask me a question:

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 4:22 pm
by Gary Childress
commonsense wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 4:20 pm
Gary Childress wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 4:13 pm
commonsense wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 4:11 pm OK, here’s another question especially for Gary:

Q: What is the dumbest idea for a thread on this forum?

A: Asking a question related to a platypus?
Why is it the dumbest idea for a thread on the forum?
Why not?
How else would I be able to give you an opportunity to punish me? Can you think of a better way?

Re: Ask me a question:

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 4:24 pm
by commonsense
Gary Childress wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 4:22 pm
commonsense wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 4:20 pm
Gary Childress wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 4:13 pm

Why is it the dumbest idea for a thread on the forum?
Why not?
How else would I be able to give you an opportunity to punish me? Can you think of a better way?
One question at a time, please.