Re: beer virus humor (post your own)
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2020 1:18 pm

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I was just coming to move the image to the beer virus thread...when I realised I'd posted the image here on this thread by mistake.henry quirk wrote: ↑Fri Jun 05, 2020 1:28 pm
Do me a favor: let's keep humor in the humor thread and numbers and facts here. Cross pollination is good but I don't wanna mingle the two too much.
henry quirk wrote: ↑Sat Jun 13, 2020 12:57 am
Stanford professor John Ioannidis published an overview of Covid-19 antibody studies. According to his analysis, the lethality of Covid19 (IFR) is below 0.16% in most countries and regions. Ioannidis found an upper limit of 0.40% for three hotspots.
Sculptor wrote: ↑Tue Jun 16, 2020 5:38 pmhenry quirk wrote: ↑Sat Jun 13, 2020 12:57 am
Stanford professor John Ioannidis published an overview of Covid-19 antibody studies. According to his analysis, the lethality of Covid19 (IFR) is below 0.16% in most countries and regions. Ioannidis found an upper limit of 0.40% for three hotspots.
That is GREAT news.
It looks like the Lock Down is working well!!
Apparently no one has the virus that anyone knows. I figured I'd be slammed with anecdotal examples, but not a peep. Odd, that!henry quirk wrote: ↑Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:02 pm How many individuals do you personally know who have become sick with the corona virus.
Not a one.
Well, let's look at some (U.S.) numbers...RCSaunders wrote: ↑Sat Jul 04, 2020 2:08 amApparently no one has the virus that anyone knows. I figured I'd be slammed with anecdotal examples, but not a peep. Odd, that!henry quirk wrote: ↑Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:02 pm How many individuals do you personally know who have become sick with the corona virus.
Not a one.
henry quirk wrote: ↑Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:35 pmWell, let's look at some (U.S.) numbers...RCSaunders wrote: ↑Sat Jul 04, 2020 2:08 amApparently no one has the virus that anyone knows. I figured I'd be slammed with anecdotal examples, but not a peep. Odd, that!henry quirk wrote: ↑Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:02 pm How many individuals do you personally know who have become sick with the corona virus.
Not a one.
The official total count for cases is 2,794,321.
That's all of 'em in one number; asymptomatics who tested positive, mild and moderates who tested positive, hospitalizations who tested positive, and deaths who tested positive. It also includes all those individuals who were tested multiple times, with each positve countin' as a case (that's right: Joe is tested twice, once out of the hospital, once in the hospital, and it counts as two separate cases of beer virus). It also includes presumptive cases (folks presumed to have died of beer virus where no actual testin' occurred).
Like I said a while back: the most accurate numbers are found early in the year. Over time, a number of factors (error & deceit bein' primary), skew the numbers. Add to this skewn' the significant number of asymptomatics who were never tested, who aren't being tested, and reality is, we don't have any friggin' idea of the true total.
Now spread that 2,794,321 in uneven clumps throughout a population of 331,002,651 (another inaccurate number) and it's understandable why you might not run across anyone with beer virus or anyone who knows anyone with beer virus.
There's a psychological factor at play too: beer virus is old news. Despite the best efforts of some to market it as such, beer virus never became Coronapocalypse. People are tired of hearin' about it so they ain't talkin' much about it.
And there's a new skepticism in place as well. No, you can't conduct business cuz you might contract or spread beer virus, and if you do anyway you may be penalized , we're told. Yes, gather in the streets by the thousands, it's okay, we approve, they're told. Even poorly educated jackasses like myself can see sumthin' is wrong with all that.
Pretty much any set of figures you wanna look at sez this, yeah.RCSaunders wrote: ↑Sat Jul 04, 2020 7:43 pmhenry quirk wrote: ↑Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:35 pmWell, let's look at some (U.S.) numbers...RCSaunders wrote: ↑Sat Jul 04, 2020 2:08 am
Apparently no one has the virus that anyone knows. I figured I'd be slammed with anecdotal examples, but not a peep. Odd, that!
The official total count for cases is 2,794,321.
That's all of 'em in one number; asymptomatics who tested positive, mild and moderates who tested positive, hospitalizations who tested positive, and deaths who tested positive. It also includes all those individuals who were tested multiple times, with each positve countin' as a case (that's right: Joe is tested twice, once out of the hospital, once in the hospital, and it counts as two separate cases of beer virus). It also includes presumptive cases (folks presumed to have died of beer virus where no actual testin' occurred).
Like I said a while back: the most accurate numbers are found early in the year. Over time, a number of factors (error & deceit bein' primary), skew the numbers. Add to this skewn' the significant number of asymptomatics who were never tested, who aren't being tested, and reality is, we don't have any friggin' idea of the true total.
Now spread that 2,794,321 in uneven clumps throughout a population of 331,002,651 (another inaccurate number) and it's understandable why you might not run across anyone with beer virus or anyone who knows anyone with beer virus.
There's a psychological factor at play too: beer virus is old news. Despite the best efforts of some to market it as such, beer virus never became Coronapocalypse. People are tired of hearin' about it so they ain't talkin' much about it.
And there's a new skepticism in place as well. No, you can't conduct business cuz you might contract or spread beer virus, and if you do anyway you may be penalized , we're told. Yes, gather in the streets by the thousands, it's okay, we approve, they're told. Even poorly educated jackasses like myself can see sumthin' is wrong with all that.
Well none of that surprises me, Henry, and we're probably making a mistake talking about it, but it least we're not spreading the paranoia.
I did finally talk to someone today who knows personally a person who had the virus. Christina is a very interesting polyglot woman (speaks fluent Greek, English, and Spanish, and some others) and is a translator for a large Greenville, SC hospital. She knows one health-care worker who had a mild case and was back to work in about a week. She also said the only deaths she knows of are a couple of individuals with serious lung problems (asthma and COPD) who would probably have died from a bad cold. Some pandemic.