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Arising_uk wrote:Don't forget agnostic or absolute fool. Which one were you again bob?

Maybe learning to play the game of Ouzo would prevent such claptrap from leaving your mouth.

bobevenson wrote:

Obvious Leo wrote:I doubt that there are too many people around who would confess to thinking just like you do.

Let me correct that statement, there is nobody around who thinks just like I do because I'm a divinely inspired prophet of all things spiritual, political and economic!

Your offerings occasionally offer a frisson of light relief, Bob, but you become very boring very quickly.

Obvious Leo wrote:

bobevenson wrote:

Obvious Leo wrote:I doubt that there are too many people around who would confess to thinking just like you do.

Let me correct that statement, there is nobody around who thinks just like I do because I'm a divinely inspired prophet of all things spiritual, political and economic!

Your offerings occasionally offer a frisson of light relief, Bob, but you become very boring very quickly.

Divinely inspired utterances become very boring to you very quickly? I wish I could be of some assistance to you with that problem, but I'm just not sure how you can resolve it. My only advice is to read the book of Revelation and "The Ouzo Prophecy."

I couldn't possibly spare the time, Bob, but I thank you for your kind advice.

Obvious Leo wrote:I couldn't possibly spare the time, Bob, but I thank you for your kind advice.

Yeah, like you're too fucking busy to read a four-page paper. You know, if you stopped talking like a goddamn fool, you might be taken more seriously.

You're probably right but I'm a cautious man by nature. I wouldn't like to run the risk of being taken as seriously as you are.

bobevenson wrote: Maybe learning to play the game of Ouzo would prevent such claptrap from leaving your mouth.

To scared to bobby as it also appears to damage one's reasoning.

bobevenson wrote:Theist, agnostic, atheist. As Bob the Baptist, I can tell you that the first and third are fools, and absolute fools at that.

bobevenson wrote:Anybody who isn't an agnostic is a fool.

So which bit of claptrap is it bobby, agnostic or absolute fool? I know which one I think it is.

Arising_uk wrote:

bobevenson wrote:Maybe learning to play the game of Ouzo would prevent such claptrap from leaving your mouth.

To scared to bobby as it also appears to damage one's reasoning.

No, learning to play Ouzo will also help you figure out whether to use "to" or "too" in a sentence.

bobevenson wrote: No, learning to play Ouzo will also help you figure out whether to use "to" or "too" in a sentence.

Will it also give me your super - powered selective reading ability? Turn me into a megalomaniac with extreme confirmation bias unable to face a contradiction in one's thoughts? Render me incapable of truthfully answering a question about my thoughts? If so I'll pass thanks.

Anyhoo, what is it to be bobby, agnostic or absolute fool?

Obvious Leo wrote:You're probably right but I'm a cautious man by nature. I wouldn't like to run the risk of being taken as seriously as you are.

Arising_uk wrote:

bobevenson wrote: No, learning to play Ouzo will also help you figure out whether to use "to" or "too" in a sentence.

Will it also give me your super - powered selective reading ability? Turn me into a megalomaniac with extreme confirmation bias unable to face a contradiction in one's thoughts? Render me incapable of truthfully answering a question about my thoughts? If so I'll pass thanks.

God, it must be humiliating not to be able to figure out when to use "to" and "too" in a sentence. So much for British education.

Not really as one can just use 'to' in most cases apart from 'as well'.
I see your super - powers are reasserting themselves and I cannot imagine the humiliation of being in a contradiction upon a Philosophy forum but then philosophy is not why you are here is it bobby. You are here because everywhere else has banned you or are just godbothering nut jobs like yourself and they do not feed your megalomania.

Anyhoo, whilst you're here, what are you bobby, an absolute fool or an agnostic? Or will you once again demonstrate a defining feature of the internut.

Arising_uk wrote:Not really as one can just use 'to' in most cases apart from 'as well'.

I guess you're saying you look illiterate less than half the time.

And you nicely demonstrate everything I say about internuts and their super - powers.

So what are you bobby, agnostic or absolute fool? Your words remember.

Arising_uk wrote:And you nicely demonstrate everything I say about internuts and their super - powers.

So what are you bobby, agnostic or absolute fool? Your words remember.

I'd rather concentrate on your illiteracy.