The Church of No One Truth (NOT): A Cautionary Tale
A Play of Three Acts of Three Scenes Each
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Act two, scene one
Characters:
Bjorn aGus
Can Man
Setting:
Outside the Church of No One Truth (NOT)
Bjorn aGus: I dunno, Can Man, I smell a fish.
Can Man: I know, I know - I'm doing my jolly best to be plant-based, but every now and then I slip up.
Bjorn aGus: No no, not you. I mean, there's something up with Pastor Wiola.
Can Man: What do you mean?
Bjorn aGus: It's just, I can't help feeling that there's something
behind her.
Can Man: Well, they say that behind every great man, there has to be a great woman, so, what does there have to be behind a great woman?
Bjorn aGus: Exactly. That's the very question. I just can't put my finger on the answer.
Can Man: You do realise that I care only so much as you are willing to see MY One Truth, right?
Bjorn aGus: Yes, yes, that goes without saying. But humour me, will you?
Can Man: Sure, sure. I'll play along.
Bjorn aGus: OK. So, hmm. She runs a Church with no members. She pretends there's no One Truth whilst hiding what the One Truth actually is. Can Man, I think we need to discover and reveal this One Truth.
Can Man: Uh. Dude?
Bjorn aGus: Yeah?
Can Man: (
Sighs)
Bjorn aGus: Oh. Right. But you know I can only ever be a Clayton's Christian?
Can Man: Irreconcilable differences?
Bjorn aGus: Sadly, it seems so.
Can Man: I will leave you to your investigations then. Get back to me when you've
found the One Truth.
Bjorn aGus: May thine billboard be ever light.
Can Man: Cheers, man. Until then...
(
Bjorn aGus shuffles off stage right. The stage clears. He shuffles back on again.)
Bjorn aGus (soliloquy): I just know that something's not right. I feel it in my bones. Or maybe that's calcium deficiency. I, too, am trying to be plant-based, and I don't always take my supplements. But I'll figure it out eventually. Who's Pastor Wiola behind, and who's behind her? She dismissed me all too readily, but the truth will come out eventually. Mark my words.
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