Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2022 8:07 am
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Once the theme is identified it's like something stuck to your shoe when you're walking. You can't lose it. It crunches every time you take a step because you're stepping on it. On the bright side, crunch beats squish when stepping.attofishpi wrote: ↑Sat Jun 04, 2022 8:07 amDear Walker and your wack-job cohorts, please stop eating fried chicken and get some vegetables into your diet, your brain will appreciate it and eventually so might people from the sane side of the pond.
A little bit of Latin can be a dangerous thing.attofishpi wrote: ↑Sat Jun 04, 2022 8:03 amI know if I was both more intelligent and educated i'd find that hilarious!
A couple of weeks ago I was on another forum and someone accused me of dishing the ol', ad hominem out.(surprise surprise)
I replied: "How dare you accuse me of sex with a deceased homosexual."
He actually replied "Are you serious?"
I stated that I had not made any ad hominem remark and that he was a moron, just to complete the circle.
I think I've pretty much got the ad hominem sorted..to attack something other than the argument at hand - diversionary and as you point out, is not necessarily a personal insult.Sculptor wrote: ↑Sat Jun 04, 2022 11:11 amA little bit of Latin can be a dangerous thing.attofishpi wrote: ↑Sat Jun 04, 2022 8:03 amI know if I was both more intelligent and educated i'd find that hilarious!
A couple of weeks ago I was on another forum and someone accused me of dishing the ol', ad hominem out.(surprise surprise)
I replied: "How dare you accuse me of sex with a deceased homosexual."
He actually replied "Are you serious?"
I stated that I had not made any ad hominem remark and that he was a moron, just to complete the circle.
Most people who use the phrase ad hominem are clueless about its meaning, thinking any insult is an ad hominem.
But the meaning is more subtle than that.
If a person who is not a doctor gives a person medical advice, another can claim that the advice is wrong because he is not a doctor. This is an attack "on the man" rather than on the argument (the advice given). Just because I am not a Geologist does not mean that my knowledge of rock types is wrong. etc..
Calling someone a turd is not an ad hominem but just an insult.
I can translate the joke if you want.
a post op, (after my operation)
ad hoc, (unplanned but necessary)
post hoc ergo propter hoc, (see below)
post doc (done after my thesis)
Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc, is a species of fallacy which draw attention to the fact that if a thing happens before an effect you should not take it as a cause. And it is used to indicate someone who has taken correlation to mean causation.
attofishpi wrote: ↑Sat Jun 04, 2022 12:42 pmI think I've pretty much got the ad hominem sorted..to attack something other than the argument at hand - diversionary and as you point out, is not necessarily a personal insult.Sculptor wrote: ↑Sat Jun 04, 2022 11:11 amA little bit of Latin can be a dangerous thing.attofishpi wrote: ↑Sat Jun 04, 2022 8:03 am
I know if I was both more intelligent and educated i'd find that hilarious!
A couple of weeks ago I was on another forum and someone accused me of dishing the ol', ad hominem out.(surprise surprise)
I replied: "How dare you accuse me of sex with a deceased homosexual."
He actually replied "Are you serious?"
I stated that I had not made any ad hominem remark and that he was a moron, just to complete the circle.
Most people who use the phrase ad hominem are clueless about its meaning, thinking any insult is an ad hominem.
But the meaning is more subtle than that.
If a person who is not a doctor gives a person medical advice, another can claim that the advice is wrong because he is not a doctor. This is an attack "on the man" rather than on the argument (the advice given). Just because I am not a Geologist does not mean that my knowledge of rock types is wrong. etc..
Calling someone a turd is not an ad hominem but just an insult.
I can translate the joke if you want.
a post op, (after my operation)
ad hoc, (unplanned but necessary)
post hoc ergo propter hoc, (see below)
post doc (done after my thesis)
Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc, is a species of fallacy which draw attention to the fact that if a thing happens before an effect you should not take it as a cause. And it is used to indicate someone who has taken correlation to mean causation.
Thanks for explaining the Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc, that had me stumped. I tried a search on just propter and I think only in my dictionary! duh.
I think it was you that posted this one a long long time ago..
Did you know the people in Dubai don't like The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do..
Problem is, it's such a good clean joke so suitable for kids, but unfortunatly these days they some don't have a clue about the flintstones. When I was visiting my Nan in 2018 I started telling her that one, I got to the point of saying Flintstones and she turned around at me frowning and snapping.."Well! Why do you think that is then?" ..she's bloody hilarious!! (and possibly slightly racist)
Sculptor wrote: ↑Sat Jun 04, 2022 1:00 pmattofishpi wrote: ↑Sat Jun 04, 2022 12:42 pmI think I've pretty much got the ad hominem sorted..to attack something other than the argument at hand - diversionary and as you point out, is not necessarily a personal insult.Sculptor wrote: ↑Sat Jun 04, 2022 11:11 am
A little bit of Latin can be a dangerous thing.
Most people who use the phrase ad hominem are clueless about its meaning, thinking any insult is an ad hominem.
But the meaning is more subtle than that.
If a person who is not a doctor gives a person medical advice, another can claim that the advice is wrong because he is not a doctor. This is an attack "on the man" rather than on the argument (the advice given). Just because I am not a Geologist does not mean that my knowledge of rock types is wrong. etc..
Calling someone a turd is not an ad hominem but just an insult.
I can translate the joke if you want.
a post op, (after my operation)
ad hoc, (unplanned but necessary)
post hoc ergo propter hoc, (see below)
post doc (done after my thesis)
Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc, is a species of fallacy which draw attention to the fact that if a thing happens before an effect you should not take it as a cause. And it is used to indicate someone who has taken correlation to mean causation.
Thanks for explaining the Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc, that had me stumped. I tried a search on just propter and I think only in my dictionary! duh.
I think it was you that posted this one a long long time ago..
Did you know the people in Dubai don't like The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do..![]()
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I'm gonna use that!
Problem is, it's such a good clean joke so suitable for kids, but unfortunatly these days they some don't have a clue about the flintstones. When I was visiting my Nan in 2018 I started telling her that one, I got to the point of saying Flintstones and she turned around at me frowning and snapping.."Well! Why do you think that is then?" ..she's bloody hilarious!! (and possibly slightly racist)
My grandmother "Nanna" was a very tolerant and loveable person, whilst married she even dated a "mixed race" from Jamaica to the horror of her husband.
But when my (American) Dad met her in 1957 he was horrified to hear her use the word "Darkies" for black people.
She meant nothing by it, it was just the everyday parlance of the English of that generation.
These days things have changed.
I am currently listening to a podcast of "The Lost World" of Arthur Conan Doyle. The narrator feels it necessary to warn listeners of certain common place racial words in the text. "Cross Breed", and Negro are used. The negro guide is described as "as large as a horse and about as intelligent", and his "race" has an instinctive hatred of cross breeds.
I do not see "cross breed" as much different to "mixed race", as for my money it is the very idea that people can be so easily divided into "races" that is at the heart of the problem; when it is perfectly obvious from the fact that so-called "races" can happily mix that denies the prejudice that comes with the idea of race in the first place.
I think it is a big mistake to cast black people in roles that would have been historically impossible, since this is a complete denial that racist existed. On the other hand I think it is a very good idea to cast black people into modern roles where you would not necessarily expect them because the world definitely is still racist, and it's a great idea for people to see people of all shapes sizes and colours doing all the roles of a modern world.attofishpi wrote: ↑Sun Jun 05, 2022 12:50 amSculptor wrote: ↑Sat Jun 04, 2022 1:00 pmattofishpi wrote: ↑Sat Jun 04, 2022 12:42 pm
I think I've pretty much got the ad hominem sorted..to attack something other than the argument at hand - diversionary and as you point out, is not necessarily a personal insult.
Thanks for explaining the Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc, that had me stumped. I tried a search on just propter and I think only in my dictionary! duh.
I think it was you that posted this one a long long time ago..
Did you know the people in Dubai don't like The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do..![]()
![]()
I'm gonna use that!
Problem is, it's such a good clean joke so suitable for kids, but unfortunatly these days they some don't have a clue about the flintstones. When I was visiting my Nan in 2018 I started telling her that one, I got to the point of saying Flintstones and she turned around at me frowning and snapping.."Well! Why do you think that is then?" ..she's bloody hilarious!! (and possibly slightly racist)
My grandmother "Nanna" was a very tolerant and loveable person, whilst married she even dated a "mixed race" from Jamaica to the horror of her husband.
But when my (American) Dad met her in 1957 he was horrified to hear her use the word "Darkies" for black people.
She meant nothing by it, it was just the everyday parlance of the English of that generation.
These days things have changed.
I am currently listening to a podcast of "The Lost World" of Arthur Conan Doyle. The narrator feels it necessary to warn listeners of certain common place racial words in the text. "Cross Breed", and Negro are used. The negro guide is described as "as large as a horse and about as intelligent", and his "race" has an instinctive hatred of cross breeds.
I do not see "cross breed" as much different to "mixed race", as for my money it is the very idea that people can be so easily divided into "races" that is at the heart of the problem; when it is perfectly obvious from the fact that so-called "races" can happily mix that denies the prejudice that comes with the idea of race in the first place.![]()
Similarly, my grandmother "Nan" actually married (my biological grandfather) who is of a 'mixed race' being Indian and Portuguese mix, so yep could explain my love of curry and tall ships. They separated early on, I had no idea until I was about 17 that who I thought was my grandfather, someone I was very close to was not my actual grandfather. I only found out when I said to my Mum one day that I felt like travelling around India, and she said, "Why? To go visit your long lost relatives?" !! LMAO! I was rather stumped to say the least, even my older sister knew..I think they must have kept it quiet since I was so close to my Gramps. Well, one looks at oneself rather differently in the mirror from then on, glad I had no racism in me tho-could have been a problem lol.
On a different tack..my great grandmother (my Gramps' mother) used to live in Bignell Wood in the New Forest, previously was occupied by Arthur Conan Doyle. As a nipper I attended her 90th birthday party there, and my cousin and I got rather tiddly for the first time! My parents inherited an antique cabinet that came from there in fact. My father just a couple of years ago pulled out the drawer to show me the craftmanship of the dovetails and as a very skilled carpenter/joiner himself (he made a chest for Mum with 92 dovetails!) stated he was never as skilled so as to match that.
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Regarding the entire 'race' thing, it does piss me off that the wookies or the lefties appear to be attempting to wiping history, as if history can be cleaned up. As if, now if you make a film set in the south of US set in the 19C you can't depict black servants - I think I heard Gone with the Wind was cancelled ffs. Tearing down statues imo is wrong - accept history - change the plaque if necessary.
I made a 'joke' up:
Young Billy receives a phone call from the military:-
Military officer:- "Billy, your father has been sent to Baghdad for processing."
Billy:- "What!!!? Dad's dead!!?"
No, it wasn't a remake I was talking about - on the news it was reported that networks (streaming?) would no longer make it (the original) available, because of the portrayal of 'black' servants.
How many mathematicians does it take to get one lucky mathematician a screw?Flannel Jesus wrote: ↑Tue Jun 07, 2022 1:47 pm In light of the never ending debate on the other philosophy forum I'm on:
How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0.9999...