What could make morality objective?

[Terrapin Station]

Pointing and grunting often doesn't work as well.

Clearly you aren't a scuba diver.

Communication is multi-dimensional.

"Often," how does it work?

[Terrapin Station]

Pointing and grunting often doesn't work as well.

Clearly you aren't a scuba diver.

Communication is multi-dimensional.

"Often," how does it work? Let's pretend we don't know.

[Skepdick]

"Often," how does it work? Let's pretend we don't know.

How does "work" work ? Lets pretend you know.

[Terrapin Station]

"Often," how does it work? Let's pretend we don't know.

How does "work" work ? Lets pretend you know.

Yeah, let's pretend that's a mystery. That will definitely be worthwhile.

[Skepdick]

Yeah, let's pretend that's a mystery. That will definitely be worthwhile.

Oh, it's not a mystery to you? Then you should have no problem telling us how "work" works.

[Terrapin Station]

Yeah, let's pretend that's a mystery. That will definitely be worthwhile.

Oh, it's not a mystery to you? Then you should have no problem telling us how "work" works.

Right, because we're going to pretend that it's a stumper. Fun fun fun. At least until they take our T-Bird away.

[Skepdick]

Right, because we're going to pretend that it's a stumper. Fun fun fun. At least until they take our T-Bird away.

Well, you keep making these outlandish claims about stuff working/not working context-free of any criteria for success.

Why doesn't pointing work when you want a bagel? It's right fucking there! What do you think could go wrong?

[Terrapin Station]

Right, because we're going to pretend that it's a stumper. Fun fun fun. At least until they take our T-Bird away.

Well, you keep making these outlandish claims about stuff working/not working context-free of any criteria for success.

Why doesn't pointing work when you want a bagel? It's right fucking there! What do you think could go wrong?

Why don't we pretend that we don't understand what it is to ask a question?

[Skepdick]

Why don't we pretend that we don't understand what it is to ask a question?

Before you ask questions, tell me what it is you seek.

Why are you asking?

[Terrapin Station]

Why don't we pretend that we don't understand what it is to ask a question?

Before you ask questions, tell me what it is you seek.

Why are you asking?

Maybe we can pretend we need to eat baby food.

[Skepdick]

Maybe we can pretend we need to eat baby food.

You don't have to pretend if you don't know why you are asking.

You can just say that you don't know why you are asking.

[Terrapin Station]

Maybe we can pretend we need to eat baby food.

You don't have to pretend if you don't know why you are asking.

You can just say that you don't know why you are asking.

[Skepdick]

You are relinquishing your medal?

I am touched.

[Peter Holmes]

Can I have a gold metal too? Sic!

[Terrapin Station]

Can I have a gold metal too? Sic!

The better ironic pun for Skepdick would have been "meddle."