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Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2022 3:31 pm
by attofishpi
Walker wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 3:26 pm
She wasn't the one.
The martini was off, too. Not dry enough.
He sipped the spirits, thought twice about complaining, and looked around the big room for his contact.
..lenses which had popped out onto the floor whilst staring at the woman's tits.
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2022 5:15 am
by Walker
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2022 12:15 am
by promethean75
Here's a good joke: there are at least 60 visitors at this site at all times.
What I'm wondering is why the admin/owner would set the visitor number like that.
Discuss.
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2022 12:55 am
by attofishpi
promethean75 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 20, 2022 12:15 am
Here's a good joke: there are at least 60 visitors at this site at all times.
What I'm wondering is why the admin/owner would set the visitor number like that.
Discuss.
Didn't you know? The server is in a pub and everyone has to sign in (at night it's a strip club)
ps It's also why dontaskme is always posting.
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2022 9:13 am
by Dontaskme
I overheard a conversation in the Launderette last night, that someone had a rare sighting of God dividing the light from the dark.
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2022 11:07 pm
by attofishpi
Dontaskme wrote: ↑Mon Mar 21, 2022 9:13 am
I overheard a conversation in the Launderette last night, that someone had a rare sighting of God dividing the light from the dark.

Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2022 11:46 pm
by Sculptor
Margaret Atwood told a good one when describing her rise to fame as an author.
The Devil offers a person the chance to be know in her lifetime as a great author and to be loved even after her death.
All she has to do it sell the Devil her soul and the souls of her family.
"Yes of course", she agrees
"Your soul, your husband's", presses the Devil
"Yes, yes", she replies
"Even your children and parents?", Quizzes the Devil
"Yes, yes. Make it so"
After a pause...
"So what's the catch?", asks the Devil
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2022 12:11 am
by Walker
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2022 11:24 am
by Walker
In the United States, a radical Leftist has been nominated to the SCOTUS. She is a woman. She is being questioned by Congress to determine her qualifications for the lifetime appointment. In the questioning, she was asked to define, “woman.”
- She said she can’t.
- That answer is enough qualification for The Party.
- If every Democrat votes for her, she will be confirmed.
- Based on past performance, this will happen.
- She will be a Top Judge. A Supreme Judge.
- No joke, man.
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2022 11:28 am
by Sculptor
Walker wrote: ↑Sat Mar 26, 2022 11:24 am
In the United States, a radical Leftist has been nominated to the SCOTUS. She is a woman. She is being questioned by Congress to determine her qualifications for the lifetime appointment. In the questioning, she was asked to define, “woman.”
- She said she can’t.
- That answer is enough qualification for The Party.
- If every Democrat votes for her, she will be confirmed.
- Based on past performance, this will happen.
- She will be a Top Judge. A Supreme Judge.
- No joke, man.
As usual you are incoherent.
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2022 11:30 am
by Sculptor
Casual racism.
America is great because they tickled the Indians?
Gee and I thought it was genocide.
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2022 11:33 am
by Walker
Sculptor wrote: ↑Sat Mar 26, 2022 11:30 am
America is great because they tickled the Indians?
No man.
It's great because a great Big Indian fell off a cliff, and sucked the entire country down a hole in the desert.

Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2022 11:35 am
by Sculptor
Walker wrote: ↑Sat Mar 26, 2022 11:33 am
Sculptor wrote: ↑Sat Mar 26, 2022 11:30 am
America is great because they tickled the Indians?
No man.
It's great because a great Big Indian fell off a cliff, and sucked the entire country down a hole in the desert.
".... and that's how america became great." Or are you deaf as well as stupid?
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2022 11:36 am
by Walker
Sculptor wrote: ↑Sat Mar 26, 2022 11:35 am
Walker wrote: ↑Sat Mar 26, 2022 11:33 am
Sculptor wrote: ↑Sat Mar 26, 2022 11:30 am
America is great because they tickled the Indians?
No man.
It's great because a great Big Indian fell off a cliff, and sucked the entire country down a hole in the desert.
".... and that's how america became great." Or are you deaf as well as stupid?
Neither.
You just don't get it.
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2022 11:39 am
by Walker
Sculptor wrote: ↑Sat Mar 26, 2022 11:28 am
As usual you are incoherent.
A woman judge cannot define what a woman is.
The Party with majority power, approves.
Simple enough, even for you?