MagsJ wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 8:18 pm
attofishpi wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 7:08 pm
*thumbs up*
If I could be bothered to look up how to do an image of one - spose I could copy n paste...almost 4am here cbf everything! *: )
You can use your device’s emojis.. comme ça —>
Thanks Mags - it's been explained to me b4. In fact, the ridiculous thing is that my last job I worked for a Jap IT company (NEC) supporting million dollar government contracts, and still, the device you mention (the protons electron and neutrons in my brain) fail to comprehend, how the fuck to do a thumbs up emoti - and to be honest, I dont give a flying duck. It's 5am here, on my last glass of shiraz (thank God i had 1.5 bottles in my cupboard after a failure of a night)
What happened woz, I went up on stage to tell some jokes - pretty much centering around the fact that luckily I am ugly and so the large homosexual Hells Angel that was my cell mate opted to not try and shag me (honestly I said it in much funnier way) -I made out that eventually I convinced him about sub-atomic reality, quarks muons gluons wotevaons and pantheism, and he was convinced in the end that indeed God and Satan existed and they were good mates of mine - and when he reflected on how naughty he had been as a Hells Angel - I offered to put in a good word so long as he and the other bikers look out for me for the next twenty years in jail - trust me Im sure it got better once I explained how the shrink eventually agreed I was rehabilitated bla bla....BARELY got a laugh.
Seriously, all I thought was every inferrence went over these dumb fucks heads...or not, maybe I am shit a humour - or this is what I think I gotta learn, to adapt the level of humour to what I think the audience is capable of comprehending...
I went back to sit down with my sister and her boyfriend (my sister is polar opposite to me, a bit of a snob - works in the courts bla bla bla)...she turns around to me as I sip on my beer and says "You never went to jail."
wtf. I said "This is comedy, it is not real." - my own fucking sister, works with lawyers and stuff....seriously...as I said, it is 5am and I am perplexed TOO often at how stupid people around me are.
I know around this forum I ain't particularly educated re philopastry stuff...but...there must be somewhere on the planet...somewhere...where one can fit in and have a fucking good larf!! - I was surrounded by bogans, but I know I need to adapt to what they expect!!! shit!!!
...but thanks for the thumbs up concept, I just haven't spent enought time learning information technology to give a flying fish.
..actually, now I am going to switch threads and take the piss out of my favourite NZ member re a wookie. (b4 bed)