MagsJ wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 8:18 pm
attofishpi wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 7:08 pm
*thumbs up*
If I could be bothered to look up how to do an image of one - spose I could copy n paste...almost 4am here cbf everything! *: )
You can use your device’s emojis.. comme ça —>
Thanks Mags - it's been explained to me b4. In fact, the ridiculous thing is that my last job I worked for a Jap IT company (NEC) supporting million dollar government contracts, and still, the device you mention (the protons electron and neutrons in my brain) fail to comprehend, how the f*** to do a thumbs up emoti - and to be honest, I dont give a flying duck. It's 5am here, on my last glass of shiraz (thank God i had 1.5 bottles in my cupboard after a failure of a night)
What happened woz, I went up on stage to tell some jokes - pretty much centering around the fact that luckily I am ugly and so the large homosexual Hells Angel that was my cell mate opted to not try and shag me (honestly I said it in much funnier way) -I made out that eventually I convinced him about sub-atomic reality, quarks muons gluons wotevaons and pantheism, and he was convinced in the end that indeed God and Satan existed and they were good mates of mine - and when he reflected on how naughty he had been as a Hells Angel - I offered to put in a good word so long as he and the other bikers look out for me for the next twenty years in jail - trust me Im sure it got better once I explained how the shrink eventually agreed I was rehabilitated bla bla....BARELY got a laugh.
Seriously, all I thought was every inferrence went over these dumb fucks heads...or not, maybe I am shit a humour - or this is what I think I gotta learn, to adapt the level of humour to what I think the audience is capable of comprehending...
I went back to sit down with my sister and her boyfriend (my sister is polar opposite to me, a bit of a snob - works in the courts bla bla bla)...she turns around to me as I sip on my beer and says "You never went to jail."
wtf. I said "This is comedy, it is not real." - my own f****** sister, works with lawyers and stuff....seriously...as I said, it is 5am and I am perplexed TOO often at how stupid people around me are.
I know around this forum I ain't particularly educated re philopastry stuff...but...there must be somewhere on the planet...somewhere...where one can fit in and have a f****** good larf!! - I was surrounded by bogans, but I know I need to adapt to what they expect!!! shit!!!
...but thanks for the thumbs up concept, I just haven't spent enought time learning information technology to give a flying fish.
..actually, now I am going to switch threads and take the piss out of my favourite NZ member re a wookie. (b4 bed)