Re: Music
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 7:23 pm
Sorry John, thanks for all the ideas you have about what or how to give away your body parts,....but,... though we opted to cut you up into small parts as you requested, we just had to test the new turkey deep fryer in the backyard before next Thanksgiving and with excess flour and spices left over from grandma's baking, we couldn't resist breading and deep frying you. Mmmmm.....so hungry..... I hope this turns out finger-lickin' good!Walker wrote: ↑Thu Mar 31, 2022 5:21 am Please don’t bury me.
John Prine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmgYCI3 ... aIf_uGkC6B
Woke up this morning
Put on my slippers
Walked in the kitchen and died
And oh what a feeling
When my soul went through the ceiling
And on up into heaven I did ride
When I got there they did say
John, it happened this way
You slipped upon the floor and hit your head
And all the angels say
Just before you passed away
These were the very last words that you said
Please don't bury me down in that cold cold ground
No, I'd druther have 'em cut me up and pass me all around
Throw my brain in a hurricane and the blind can have my eyes
And the deaf can take both of my ears, if they don't mind the size
Give my stomach to Milwaukee
If they run out of beer
Put my socks in a cedar box
Just get 'em out of here
Venus de Milo can have my arms
Look out, I've got your nose
Sell my heart to the junkman
And give my love to Rose
Please don't bury me down in that cold cold ground
No, I'd druther have 'em cut me up and pass me all around
Throw my brain in a hurricane and the blind can have my eyes
And the deaf can take both of my ears, if they don't mind the size
Give my feet to the footloose
Careless, fancy free
Give my knees to the needy
Don't pull that stuff on me
Hand me down my walking cane
It's a sin to tell a lie
Send my mouth way down south
And kiss my ass goodbye
Please don't bury me down in that cold cold ground
No, I'd druther have 'em cut me up and pass me all around
Throw my brain in a hurricane and the blind can have my eyes
And the deaf can take both of my ears, if they don't mind the size