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Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:32 pm
by Immanuel Can
I bought my friend an elephant for his room.

He said, 'Thanks."

I said, "Don't mention it."

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 9:34 am
by Dontaskme
I was thinking about reading George Orwell's book 1984, then decided it would be quicker to look out of the window.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 10:27 am
by attofishpi
Dontaskme wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 9:34 am I was thinking about reading George Orwell's book 1984, then decided it would be quicker to look out of the window.
Not bad. I preferred that to ICs - i'm certain ICs was posted recently - not sure who by or where...i'll try and ask the camel once he gets thru the I of a need all.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 5:15 pm
by henry quirk
Dontaskme wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 9:34 am I was thinking about reading George Orwell's book 1984, then decided it would be quicker to look out of the window.
HA!

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 5:26 pm
by Walker
Dontaskme wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 9:34 am I was thinking about reading George Orwell's book 1984, then decided it would be quicker to look out of the window.
A grimmer joke, if you haven't read that seminal prophecy better hurry up before it's gone.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 7:45 pm
by Walker

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 9:47 pm
by attofishpi
A shit but true joke:- More than half US population voted for Donald Trump.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:37 pm
by Immanuel Can
Dontaskme wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 9:34 am i'm certain ICs was posted recently - not sure who by or where..
The other joke thread. By me.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:03 pm
by Dontaskme
I was thinking about reading the book titled Nothing, but I couldn't find Nothing in the library, so I wrote the book myself, and discovered it was the only thing I knew anything about. :?

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:06 pm
by attofishpi
Dontaskme wrote: Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:03 pm I was thinking about reading the book titled Nothing, but I couldn't find Nothing in the library, so I wrote the book myself, and discovered it was the only thing I knew anything about. :?
..i wrote the same book..here tis:->

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 5:11 pm
by Dontaskme
attofishpi wrote: Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:06 pm
Dontaskme wrote: Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:03 pm I was thinking about reading the book titled Nothing, but I couldn't find Nothing in the library, so I wrote the book myself, and discovered it was the only thing I knew anything about. :?
..i wrote the same book..here tis:->
Thanks but I've already read it. 8)

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 1:41 am
by Gary Childress
There's the old standby for Nietzsche:


"God is dead" -- Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead" -- God

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:29 am
by Dontaskme
Gary Childress wrote: Tue Jan 19, 2021 1:41 am There's the old standby for Nietzsche:


"God is dead" -- Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead" -- God
This is/was a very good observation. In the dream of illusory separation it appears as though death and life are separate things, when in actual fact they are both the same reality, just appearing as different.

That which lives never dies, and that which dies never lived.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:39 pm
by Walker
To-Do List

- POTUS oath at noon.
- Early-bird special at four of five.
- Maybe a ride on the big train.
- Warm milk at six, lights out by seven.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:30 pm
by SpheresOfBalance
Yep, "Walker said something intelligent." :lol:

So then, "Intelligent Walker," would be an oxymoron, right? :lol: