Re: O Britannia
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2026 8:51 pm
Sadly, in the end, C**tface did indeed beat Binface.
Although the victory will probably be hollow as that immediately put the parliamentary standards investigation into the secret 5 million pound bribe he took right back into play, and ending that had been the entire reason for this whole charade. And that's only the first of Farage's disastrous financial mishaps, there's more serious to come soon.
In related news, Andy Burnham the new PM is much more popular electorally than Nigel "gas the jews, hisss" Farage, and the Reform party is being dragged down by its association with that chiselling little wank stain and it's starting to look like the Conservative Party (the most successful single political party in history) will also surpass Reform again soon if present trends aren't somehow reversed.
But that's all going to get messed up shortly because there's a good new scandal about to kick off, with the right wing of the USA causing massive blowback to UK right wing parties. You see, the problem is that in Britain we absolutely hate Andrew Tate and are in the process of extraditing him back here to face extremely serious charges of rape, human trafficking and child pornography.
Unfortunately, in spite of all this being well known for many years, Tate is very popular with right wing Americans including several who like to interfere in UK politics. And Tate's lawyer just made a statement that pretty much promises that if he gets extradited, Don Jr and Barron Trump will get thrown under the bus. So either Tate, his brother and lawyer all need a jolly good Epsteining, or else Trump has to cause a shitstorm by interfering in a criminal extradition to protect an accused rapist and child pornographer.
It is quite certain that Elon Musk will force UK right wing politicians to take sides on that one. Electorally, Farage's lot will have to side against Trump though, but the propaganda repercussions will be brutal. There should be all sorts of crazy bullshit once this kicks off unless Trump does even his own friends and children a favour and just dies.