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When Jesus's older brother Isus learned of God's plans he suddenly became a devout follower of the anti-nepotism movement.

Thanks for removing that one - just woke up and now sober was about to.

Push harder!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_cont ... ibiaGk8ue8

A Holocaust survivor dies and when he gets to heaven he tells God a Holocaust joke. God says, 'That wasn't funny'. Holocaust survivor says 'I guess you had to be there'.

vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:50 am A Holocaust survivor dies and when he gets to heaven he tells God a Holocaust joke. God says, 'That wasn't funny'. Holocaust survivor says 'I guess you had to be there'.

That reminds me a joke Seinfeld told. He called it the funniest Jewish joke in the world …

Two gentile businessmen bump into each other during lunch.
One says, “How’s business?
The other one says, “Great!”

Wife: I want bigger breasts.

Husband: Why? You are beautiful.

Wife: I see you looking at women.

Husband: No, sometimes they walk in front of where I’m already looking.

Wife: Sure. I want bigger breasts.

Husband: Look, just go into the bathroom and put some toilet paper down there in your cleavage.

Wife: What does that have to do with bigger breasts?

Husband: (Shrugging) Well, look what it did for your ass.

The best of American Humor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyE59arCiQc

Walker wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 4:21 pm The best of American Humor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyE59arCiQc

He's good. I haven't seen him before. I think American stand-ups are so good because of their guaranteed free speech. Shame that's all changing now. Comedians of the future will be as beige and boring as weak tea with milk.

vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:13 pm

Walker wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 4:21 pm The best of American Humor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyE59arCiQc

He's good. I haven't seen him before. I think American stand-ups are so good because of their guaranteed free speech. Shame that's all changing now. Comedians of the future will be as beige and boring as weak tea with milk.

I love Bill Burr.

An Aussie living in the US Jim Jeffries is as far from PC as a comedian can be (maybe after Ricky Gervais)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyN-X9lMw1o

attofishpi wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:27 pm

vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:13 pm

Walker wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 4:21 pm The best of American Humor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyE59arCiQc

He's good. I haven't seen him before. I think American stand-ups are so good because of their guaranteed free speech. Shame that's all changing now. Comedians of the future will be as beige and boring as weak tea with milk.

I love Bill Burr.

An Aussie living in the US Jim Jeffries is as far from PC as a comedian can be (maybe after Ricky Gervais)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyN-X9lMw1o

Some accents just lend themselves to comedy. The harsher the better. Australian is a good one. Scottish. American, of course.

Michael Ramirez is brilliant.

https://www.gocomics.com/michaelramirez/2020/03/21

A virus walks into a bar and asks for a corona.

I think that one can certainly be approved on, but I am busy preparing to throw a party for some Chinese graduates that arrived last week.

Prince Philip on growing human population:
“If it isn't controlled voluntarily, it will be controlled involuntarily...”


“Human population growth is probably the single most serious long-term threat to survival. We're in for a major disaster if it isn't curbed... We have no option. If it isn't controlled voluntarily, it will be controlled involuntarily by an increase in disease, starvation and war.”
Philip - Duke of Edinburgh.

Prince Philip - “If I were reincarnated I would...be...as a killer virus..."

Oh well, at least it wasn't the salmon mousse.

Couples during quarantine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM6F0yUeBL0