Philosophy Now Forum

commonsense wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 6:58 pm How can you call yourself a philosopher when your brain is as permeable as a brick?

You know who I’m talking to.

Bricks are fairly permeable aren't they? You'd never buy a toilet made ouf of them because of this.

It therefore stands to reason that "as permeable as a toilet" would be a better idiom for the circumstances.

This comment has been today's best peice of philosophy on PN.

vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:20 pm

henry quirk wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 7:41 pm

commonsense wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 6:58 pm How can you call yourself a philosopher when your brain is as permeable as a brick?

You know who I’m talking to.

Must be me. Fortunately I am not my brain.

Then which part of your anatomy are you?

Your vagina.

Please, wash me once in a while.

FlashDangerpants wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:20 pm

promethean75 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 7:43 pm "And that, kids, is why daddy owns a shotgun."

Noted and flagged. Poster very frequently talks about bazookas, hand grenades of various colors (with a preference for orange) and now shotguns. Also shows signs of complete disdain for authority and government of any form.

don't forget to enquire within for all your aerial needs. Quirk air promises the most exciting helicopter rides this side of Santiago.

We take you up slow, get you down fast.

henry quirk wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:29 pm

FlashDangerpants wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:20 pm

promethean75 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 7:43 pm "And that, kids, is why daddy owns a shotgun."

Noted and flagged. Poster very frequently talks about bazookas, hand grenades of various colors (with a preference for orange) and now shotguns. Also shows signs of complete disdain for authority and government of any form.

don't forget to enquire within for all your aerial needs. Quirk air promises the most exciting helicopter rides this side of Santiago.

We take you up slow, get you down fast.

I'm OK with that as long as you don't get any Federal or State funding. County is fine.

henry quirk wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:28 pm

vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:20 pm

henry quirk wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 7:41 pm

Must be me. Fortunately I am not my brain.

Then which part of your anatomy are you?

Your vagina.

Please, wash me once in a while.

Just as well you aren't your brain. You would have been long dead.

vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:43 pm

henry quirk wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:28 pm

vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:20 pm

Then which part of your anatomy are you?

Your vagina.

Please, wash me once in a while.

Just as well you aren't your brain. You would have been long dead.

As your picked privates: I'll live forever.

Gary Childress wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:42 pm

henry quirk wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:29 pm

FlashDangerpants wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:20 pm
don't forget to enquire within for all your aerial needs. Quirk air promises the most exciting helicopter rides this side of Santiago.

We take you up slow, get you down fast.

I'm OK with that as long as you don't get any Federal or State funding. County is fine.

Copter rides are privately funded, and free to the customer.

henry quirk wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:48 pm

Gary Childress wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:42 pm

henry quirk wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:29 pm

We take you up slow, get you down fast.

I'm OK with that as long as you don't get any Federal or State funding. County is fine.

Copter rides are privately funded, and free to the customer.

I'm sorry, Henry. I had you pegged wrong. I thought you weren't a very charitable person. You have my apologies.

Gary Childress wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:50 pm

henry quirk wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:48 pm

Gary Childress wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:42 pm

I'm OK with that as long as you don't get any Federal or State funding. County is fine.

Copter rides are privately funded, and free to the customer.

I'm sorry, Henry. I had you pegged wrong. I thought you weren't a very charitable person. You have my apologies.

I'm not. You had me pegged right.

henry quirk wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:56 pm

Gary Childress wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:50 pm

henry quirk wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:48 pm

Copter rides are privately funded, and free to the customer.

I'm sorry, Henry. I had you pegged wrong. I thought you weren't a very charitable person. You have my apologies.

I'm not. You had me pegged right.

You're being modest. Stop it. You deserve it.

Gary Childress wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:50 pm

henry quirk wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:48 pm

Gary Childress wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:42 pm

I'm OK with that as long as you don't get any Federal or State funding. County is fine.

Copter rides are privately funded, and free to the customer.

I'm sorry, Henry. I had you pegged wrong. I thought you weren't a very charitable person. You have my apologies.

You are correct. He's all hot air. He's actually a kind person underneath all that garbage

vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 10:03 pm

Gary Childress wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:50 pm

henry quirk wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:48 pm

Copter rides are privately funded, and free to the customer.

I'm sorry, Henry. I had you pegged wrong. I thought you weren't a very charitable person. You have my apologies.

You are correct. He's all hot air. He's actually a kind person underneath all that garbage

I know.

You two do know the copter rides flash referenced are about tossin' commies out the door from a high altitude, right?

henry quirk wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 10:28 pm You two do know the copter rides flash referenced are about tossin' commies out the door from a high altitude, right?

I thought it meant you flew very fast and diligently to bring guests home in time for other appointments. That certainly changes my "charitable" comment.

henry quirk wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 10:28 pm You two do know the copter rides flash referenced are about tossin' commies out the door from a high altitude, right?

Geez.

What do you do when your best wisecracks go right past 'em?