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[promethean75]

Alphabet Inc launched Google's digital wallet in south afreeka today. Get ready for high tide, boys.

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[promethean75]

What wuz I sayin about ETH yesterday?

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[vegetariantaxidermy]

Oh my, you are working yourself up into quite the frothy orgasm there. I hope you have plenty of tissues on hand

[promethean75]

of all adjectives available for describing an orgasm, I'd not have thought to call one 'frothy'. i dunno sounds too much like an espresso drink and the cognitive dissonance is almost unbearable for me. i don't want to experience or even imagine any association between a delicious coffee beverage i drink everyday and a spermatozoan, ya know?

[promethean75]

Hey yo put a straight beat down fa me with some effects.

spermatozoan is
short lived like leonard cohen

i sail ships like that noah
I'm like Lang
you Balboa

imma show ya
my pagoda
drink Seltzer water
and you, soda
drive a lexus
you, Toyota
you like luke and I'm yoda
started small
but got bolder
like from boulder
colorado a desperado
held up
In key largo
then like pronto
I'm lone ranger
and you.....?

(Recently edited to correct flow)

[promethean75]

Hi veg u should change the name of this thread to Veggies' Lounge 'n Stock Exchange.

[promethean75]

PetroChina is coming out of a slump. And look at Tesla.

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With PetroChina, tomorrow there'll be about a $1 gain per $45 share. i mean you could put $450 in and sell in the morning for $460ish. but here's the thing. that's a fat breakfast plate at the IHOP right there. like by the time you finished your pancakes, you'd have made enough to pay for em.

how can this be wrong? how could you not do this if you had $450 lying around and you wanted to go to IHOP for free basically.

some of this stuff is not risky at all. the data is so extensive on the behavior of a company's stock that you can almost without exception predict minor movements in either direction with surgical precision.

but that's what i mean. you can make little profits a whole lotta times, or bigger profits less often. the end result is same tho, except that you spend more time in the app researching when you're tryna flip little share fractions or the dollar stock of say a small cannabis company in some unknown town in Nebraska.

with bigger money if you are willing to buy amazon at $123 a share yesterday and sell at $134 a share today, i need say no more. that's the equity gained in one day... and you can see and/or plot this in advance by examining the patterns of its activity over and up to five years and the consequences that brought it about, that were in place. Robinhood does all that for you in the app and it's like you have sauron's crystal ball at your fingertips built into the user dashboard.

lesson two; the more preferred a stock is that has a starting price of at least a hunerd a share, the more stable it tends to be and the less you have to study it. if you had one share of tesla at almost $900 (right now), you are guaranteed $20 per share in equity daily over a the next few days as sure as the sun will rise. look at the daily trend. even tho that's the last twelve hours, that graphic basically characterizes Tesla's general movement over the last five years cuz they blowed up in the tech industry.

so every roughly $5,000 you put down in Tesla right now could very well make you $100 by the end of the following day.

now I've almost got five g laying around (well its emergency money I don't fuck wit), and steady takin more jobs that'll all pay three digits.

but I'm scurred boss.  i feel like i might misunderstand something or might have overlooked something. but i haven't. it's all there. it really is that easy. so easy it's obscene when hard laborers in some countries don't make in a week what you make over coffee and pancakes at the IHOP.

[promethean75]

The floor opens in one hour ladies so get your shit together, think positive and don't let it intimidate you. Remember the market belongs to you, not you to it.

c'mon mmmm-hm-hm... mm-hm-mm...

[promethean75]

that's as good as it will get for NIO and APE all day. that three second window that produced those numbers you see won't happen again until tomorrow morning. I'm like a shark bro. i coulda sold right then, made half uh dolla and reinvested it right back in later today when the daily lows hit.

really I'm lyin tho. i wasn't watching for that event... i was notified of it by an option that let's you get news of sporadic price movement in either direction. like Sauron bro I'm sayin.

Cents on the dollar. You could make some money like this if you did it 473 times. Anyway for the noobs like me who wanna see real time footage of tangible proof of profiting. Those numbers are the 'total return' of those small shares. NIO is around $20 a share and APE like $8. That's nothing. You got that in the car armrest compartment in change.

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[promethean75]

Check out this bar-top I built tho. Still gotta be stained. So those three supports swing on a hinge to the side and the 2x12 folds down when you ain't using it, concealing the supports behind it.

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[promethean75]

Peloton to begin selling products on Amazon in the U.S. and black friday and Christmas is comin up too? that's the 20% boost you see there. everybody's all excited and grabbin at it fresh off the line. i predict shares will steady out in a drop of that 20% and stay that way until the holidays. this is one where you spend a hunerd if you got it and sit on it. you'll wanna sell when you see some minor crests through Sept and Aug but I'm tellin u, hold out for the holidays. you could very well double your equity.

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[promethean75]

When do people buy indoor fitness cycles? When it's too fuckin cold to ride their bikes. And when is that? Winter. And when are the best sales in the winter season? Thanks givin and after Christmas sales.

Listen I'll fuckin make you rich if you got the money and the minerals. My commission is low and your money is insured when I invest it.

Help me help you.

[promethean75]

we need to establish what your goals are first because i structure your portfolio according to the best way possible to reach that goal in the fastest possible time. do you want short, medium or long term gains? what kinds of investing are you most comfortable with... shares, bonds, OTCs, ETFs... what industries are you looking at for investment. you can buy marijuana, real estate and everything in between.

i can get you commissionless stock with no ADRs so your only fee would be for my services. we can discuss my rate of commission based on your earnings. imma reasonable man.

[promethean75]

btw i wuz wrong about my call that NIO and APE wouldn't peak any higher today. in fact those numbers i showed you doubled hours later. a bad call but conservative nonetheless. we're not familar enough with the stock's fluidity to know whether or not a $.65 rise in price is the best we can get. we just gotta keep watchin her and figure out her rhythm. The market is like a beautiful and mysterious woman, gentlemen.

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I sold the NIO at that spike and kept the APE, which has a 52wk high of $10 per share. so you most likely make that little $3 on $7 if you wait long enough for the big wave.

in fact i think surfing might serve as the best metaphor for trading. you can take any wave you want really, but you pass up the little ones and wait for the fifth breaker that always comes. this is the one that makes all the holding time worthwhile. like lazily paddling on the board at the swell line for ten minutes until that biggun comes... the one that's turnin white a hunerd feet before it even gets to you. you open your real-time charts and ready your thumb on the sell button. this is the one. steady!... not yet!... you can get $.16 more out of it... give it sixty more seconds.


almost... keep holding....







NOW!!

 

[promethean75]

Stock market is shit today, so we're continuing our research in psychopathology and watching serial killer videos instead.

mmhm.... look at that fucker checkin out the window on the down low. he even glances briefly at the guard as he starts to stand up as if to think 'i hope you didn't notice me checkin out that window.'

he admits to training for a while in his cell by jumping off the top bunk to strengthen his legs. he ends up with a minor sprain, but his lack of physical preparedness for six days on the run in the colorado mountains is what got em.

he did the hiding part right tho. shirley you wouldn't spend any time on foot in town looking for a car to steal immediately after escaping. but when he comes back into town to steal a car, and does, his lack of sleep, exhaustion and hunger has already made him delirious enough to drive badly. I'll tell you what that fucker had the worst luck with driving. he wuz a total dumbass about it and everytime they got his ass it was him driving like a dumbass. bro. you don't drive five miles an hour down a neighborhood street with your headlights off at two in the morning. although his story at that particular arrest was pretty solid. he was 'suspicious of his girlfriend cheating with homeboy and was staking out the house looking for homeboys car, etc.' Being that it was so early in the morning, the cop wouldn't want to knock on the door of said house to confirm Bundy's story.

to freedom and beyond @ 6:40

the dreaded recapture: https://youtu.be/tk_XA_J3BDQ

the ted bundy action figure