Re: True Story of the Day
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 1:48 am
A'ight Age imma tell u the short version of a long story but if u aks me one autistic question in caps lock, imma cut u loose bro.
So it wuz an erotic encounter with three 14 year old girls. very simple. i wuz at the beach and about to park when these three girls crossed in front of me and shot me the inappropriate eye with these sexy-evil grins on their faces as they passed. well i ended up parking beside the van they were walking toward by chance. my window wuz down and before i got out to go in the store they walked up to the passenger side van door to get in so I didn't open my door. one of em goes oh hey and giggles. so now I'm staring at homegirls ass as she's climbing in and she looks back and obviously sees me looking, etc. this whole time they're giggling to each other.
listen man these girls looked older than they were for one thing. anyway that's irrelevant right now.
so I'm high as fuck and horny as hell and i dunno what happened but i looked over at em through the window (theirs wuz up) and when we made eye contact i gestured toward the incorrigible erection now developing in my lap... kinda pointed down as if to aks 'this?' and i shit u not one of em nodded and then started giggling again with the other one. the third one, fatty, wuz in the front on her phone doing something ignoring everything going on.
alright man i just said fuck it and i took Johnson out and kinda raised up a bit in my seat. i look over and they're ogling me in wide eyed amazement... even scooting up to the window to get a better view. but by this time they said something that got fatty's attention and when she turned to investigate, wuz on her phone in a fraction of a second calling mom who wuz actually in that store shopping.
anyway I'll never do that again and I'm torn between regret and gratitude. on one hand, we three quite enjoyed that brief encounter... and it wuzzint creepy, wuzzint unsolicited, becuz we had made a kind of informal eye contact and aquaintance in that minute prior to my raising the flag.
on the other hand.... bro.... what if that were my daughter, ot sister or girlfriend? how would i feel? see how perplexing this becomes? i imagine a case where I'd be able to rationalize the action to one kind of father who, while feeling awkward becuz it wuz his daughter, nonetheless understood how and why what happened wuz 'reasonable' in a certain sense, and sympathize... but not permit, obviously.
plus u could put him in a test and see what he'd do in a situation like that. say he gets a woody while he's sitting there with these gorgeous teen girls right beside goofing off in the van beside him tryna get his attention. what does he do? does he go for it or just remind himself that it's supposed to be wrong and jack off later in the shower while the wife and kids are downstairs watching a movie?
finally i aks u, have u ever been in a position like mine, faced with such tremendous decisions? to wank or not to wank. bro i felt like a sex ed teacher... like i wuz giving a class or something. and lemme tell ya the two of em got an A+, and fatty an F.
okay so we got a felony indecent exposure becuz victims were minors, with additional indecent liberties with a minor (a double jeopardy of sorts... they over-charge u to beef the sentence up and force u to plea bargain to avoid the ridiculous sentence) attached to each exposure charge.... three of those. so six felonies for one incident. a set of felonies for each person present.
i pled guilty to avoid seven years and got a suspended two year sentence with 5 years probation.
fast foward three years. I'm drunk at the mall and I flash this asian chick (adult) but some kid sees me. I'm charged with another set of felonies (when the crime i committed this time is a misdemeanor; the intended victim isn't a minor). i get four years in prison. i get out and the gps goes on my leg becuz imma recidivist... meaning a human being or beings saw my johnson on two separate occasions.
two years out of prison and the state troopers miscommunicate with my complaince officer and put a bogus warrant out for my arrest (not my fault this time) when they don't find me parked at my registered address, the Walmart parking lot.
when they call me in i go on the run instead. fast-forward another five months. I'm apprehended by a police dog tracking team while car shopping in some neighborhood at three in the morning blown out of my mind on Adderall.
so back to prison i go for two more years.... the original bogus warrant felony and several additional larceny felonies for the stolen goods i had.
now regarding the gps questions. the supreme court overturned my state's lifetime monitoring program for being unconstitutional. that judge wuz democrat Beasley, my homegirl.
now u put conservatives in there and being the obnoxious morons that they are, they'll ignore the empirical evidence against the effectiveness of the sex defender registry and reinstate that shit if not add more henious restrictions to it.
So it wuz an erotic encounter with three 14 year old girls. very simple. i wuz at the beach and about to park when these three girls crossed in front of me and shot me the inappropriate eye with these sexy-evil grins on their faces as they passed. well i ended up parking beside the van they were walking toward by chance. my window wuz down and before i got out to go in the store they walked up to the passenger side van door to get in so I didn't open my door. one of em goes oh hey and giggles. so now I'm staring at homegirls ass as she's climbing in and she looks back and obviously sees me looking, etc. this whole time they're giggling to each other.
listen man these girls looked older than they were for one thing. anyway that's irrelevant right now.
so I'm high as fuck and horny as hell and i dunno what happened but i looked over at em through the window (theirs wuz up) and when we made eye contact i gestured toward the incorrigible erection now developing in my lap... kinda pointed down as if to aks 'this?' and i shit u not one of em nodded and then started giggling again with the other one. the third one, fatty, wuz in the front on her phone doing something ignoring everything going on.
alright man i just said fuck it and i took Johnson out and kinda raised up a bit in my seat. i look over and they're ogling me in wide eyed amazement... even scooting up to the window to get a better view. but by this time they said something that got fatty's attention and when she turned to investigate, wuz on her phone in a fraction of a second calling mom who wuz actually in that store shopping.
anyway I'll never do that again and I'm torn between regret and gratitude. on one hand, we three quite enjoyed that brief encounter... and it wuzzint creepy, wuzzint unsolicited, becuz we had made a kind of informal eye contact and aquaintance in that minute prior to my raising the flag.
on the other hand.... bro.... what if that were my daughter, ot sister or girlfriend? how would i feel? see how perplexing this becomes? i imagine a case where I'd be able to rationalize the action to one kind of father who, while feeling awkward becuz it wuz his daughter, nonetheless understood how and why what happened wuz 'reasonable' in a certain sense, and sympathize... but not permit, obviously.
plus u could put him in a test and see what he'd do in a situation like that. say he gets a woody while he's sitting there with these gorgeous teen girls right beside goofing off in the van beside him tryna get his attention. what does he do? does he go for it or just remind himself that it's supposed to be wrong and jack off later in the shower while the wife and kids are downstairs watching a movie?
finally i aks u, have u ever been in a position like mine, faced with such tremendous decisions? to wank or not to wank. bro i felt like a sex ed teacher... like i wuz giving a class or something. and lemme tell ya the two of em got an A+, and fatty an F.
okay so we got a felony indecent exposure becuz victims were minors, with additional indecent liberties with a minor (a double jeopardy of sorts... they over-charge u to beef the sentence up and force u to plea bargain to avoid the ridiculous sentence) attached to each exposure charge.... three of those. so six felonies for one incident. a set of felonies for each person present.
i pled guilty to avoid seven years and got a suspended two year sentence with 5 years probation.
fast foward three years. I'm drunk at the mall and I flash this asian chick (adult) but some kid sees me. I'm charged with another set of felonies (when the crime i committed this time is a misdemeanor; the intended victim isn't a minor). i get four years in prison. i get out and the gps goes on my leg becuz imma recidivist... meaning a human being or beings saw my johnson on two separate occasions.
two years out of prison and the state troopers miscommunicate with my complaince officer and put a bogus warrant out for my arrest (not my fault this time) when they don't find me parked at my registered address, the Walmart parking lot.
when they call me in i go on the run instead. fast-forward another five months. I'm apprehended by a police dog tracking team while car shopping in some neighborhood at three in the morning blown out of my mind on Adderall.
so back to prison i go for two more years.... the original bogus warrant felony and several additional larceny felonies for the stolen goods i had.
now regarding the gps questions. the supreme court overturned my state's lifetime monitoring program for being unconstitutional. that judge wuz democrat Beasley, my homegirl.
now u put conservatives in there and being the obnoxious morons that they are, they'll ignore the empirical evidence against the effectiveness of the sex defender registry and reinstate that shit if not add more henious restrictions to it.