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Harbal wrote:
Lacewing wrote: I'm still picturing you in your robe... blowing in the wind... and your sock garters showing.
I'm starting to worry about your and Dalek's erotic fantasies about me.
I don't know about Dalek... but sometimes it's all that keeps ME going.

I'll add that, in my vision, you're standing on a grassy hill... so it's a very inspiring image.
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Lacewing wrote:
Harbal wrote:
Lacewing wrote: I'm still picturing you in your robe... blowing in the wind... and your sock garters showing.
I'm starting to worry about your and Dalek's erotic fantasies about me.
I don't know about Dalek... but sometimes it's all that keeps ME going.

I'll add that, in my vision, you're standing on a grassy hill... so it's a very inspiring image.
OK, Lacewing, if you can't fight it, so be it.

Dalek, as far as you're concerned, stop it, immediately. Do I make myself clear?
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Hobbes' Choice wrote:
Dalek Prime wrote:
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: I didn't think about it like that. True. Politicians must hate Facebook, and that can't be a bad thing.
Facebook is like mob rule. It's the lowest common denominator of thinking. I can do without group think.
You are talking bollocks. The Murdoch media are the thugs. Social media is people expressing their opinion as you are here.
The only difference is that you are wrong on this issue as you are talking from ignorance.
Say what you really mean, you cranky old shit.
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Harbal wrote:
Lacewing wrote:
Harbal wrote: I'm starting to worry about your and Dalek's erotic fantasies about me.
I don't know about Dalek... but sometimes it's all that keeps ME going.

I'll add that, in my vision, you're standing on a grassy hill... so it's a very inspiring image.
OK, Lacewing, if you can't fight it, so be it.

Dalek, as far as you're concerned, stop it, immediately. Do I make myself clear?
No way. In my mind, your balls are flapping in the breeze, on Lace's grassy hilltop. :lol:
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Dalek Prime wrote: No way. In my mind, your balls are flapping in the breeze, on Lace's grassy hilltop. :lol:
No, Dalek, that's not me in your mind. I won't let it be me, do you hear me? I want to make it crystal clear that you do not have my permission to insert me into your imagination, dressed or behaving, in any way whatsoever that could be thought of as unrespectable or undignified. I want you to post an announcement, right now, stating that you were mistaken about the identity of the person present in your mind at the time of the imaginary "flapping in the breeze" scenario and that, whoever it was, it was most certainly not me or a charachter based on me. If you refuse, I will not hesitate to retaliate by imagining you in some, yet to be decided, extremely embarrassing and physically painful situation.
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Hobbes' Choice wrote:
This is the last chance for liberal social justice before we descend back into fascism, nationalism and racism.
That's why I'm giving Social Media my time - before it is too late.
Yes. I can see that happening too. Sometimes to cope I just think that if people are such morons then fuck them. They deserve it. What sort of a fuckwit votes for a right-wing Govt? I don't understand what motivates people to do that. One who stands out as the opposite is Trudeau. I thought that might catch on, but he is too extreme in the PC department. If anything, he could turn people to the right. His Govt's. done a lot of good things though.
The Aussies just voted in a right-wing Govt.
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Harbal wrote:
Dalek Prime wrote: No way. In my mind, your balls are flapping in the breeze, on Lace's grassy hilltop. :lol:
No, Dalek, that's not me in your mind. I won't let it be me, do you hear me? I want to make it crystal clear that you do not have my permission to insert me into your imagination, dressed or behaving, in any way whatsoever that could be thought of as unrespectable or undignified. I want you to post an announcement, right now, stating that you were mistaken about the identity of the person present in your mind at the time of the imaginary "flapping in the breeze" scenario and that, whoever it was, it was most certainly not me or a charachter based on me. If you refuse, I will not hesitate to retaliate by imagining you in some, yet to be decided, extremely embarrassing and physically painful situation.
I'm imagining you naked, riding a penny farthing, with a monkey sitting on your head.
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vegetariantaxidermy wrote: I'm imagining you naked,
Really? 8)
. riding a penny farthing, with a monkey sitting on your head.
Why d'ya have to go and spoil it? :(
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Harbal wrote:
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: I'm imagining you naked,
Really? 8)
. riding a penny farthing, with a monkey sitting on your head.
Why d'ya have to go and spoil it? :(
Well it's my fantasy, so I'm afraid you are going to have to put up with all manner of indignities.
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vegetariantaxidermy wrote:
Harbal wrote:
Dalek Prime wrote: No way. In my mind, your balls are flapping in the breeze, on Lace's grassy hilltop. :lol:
No, Dalek, that's not me in your mind. I won't let it be me, do you hear me? I want to make it crystal clear that you do not have my permission to insert me into your imagination, dressed or behaving, in any way whatsoever that could be thought of as unrespectable or undignified. I want you to post an announcement, right now, stating that you were mistaken about the identity of the person present in your mind at the time of the imaginary "flapping in the breeze" scenario and that, whoever it was, it was most certainly not me or a charachter based on me. If you refuse, I will not hesitate to retaliate by imagining you in some, yet to be decided, extremely embarrassing and physically painful situation.
I'm imagining you naked, riding a penny farthing, with a monkey sitting on your head.
Okay Harbal, you win. I will pass my torch to Lace and veg, who seem to be handling your imagery superbly. However, I reserve the right to embellish further, should I find their efforts not to par.

Nice monkey, by the way. Had it long?

(I'm very hard to embarrass, I should mention. So, by all means, imagine me as you will, for others to enjoy... In bed, in the midst of the night... with or without monkeys.)
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vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Well it's my fantasy, so I'm afraid you are going to have to put up with all manner of indignities.
At least give me a padded seat on the penny farthing.
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Dalek Prime wrote: Nice monkey, by the way.
When you say monkey are referring to the actual monkey or is it some kind of slang?
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Harbal wrote:
Dalek Prime wrote: Nice monkey, by the way.
When you say monkey are referring to the actual monkey or is it some kind of slang?
The one on your head.

Are you feeling a bit better, now that we're not discussing your scrotum dangling in the wind? And, what is the wind vector?
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Bill, let's hang up the shingle and go fishing. Oh, we are. :wink:
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vegetariantaxidermy wrote:
Hobbes' Choice wrote:
This is the last chance for liberal social justice before we descend back into fascism, nationalism and racism.
That's why I'm giving Social Media my time - before it is too late.
Yes. I can see that happening too. Sometimes to cope I just think that if people are such morons then fuck them. They deserve it. What sort of a fuckwit votes for a right-wing Govt? I don't understand what motivates people to do that. One who stands out as the opposite is Trudeau. I thought that might catch on, but he is too extreme in the PC department. If anything, he could turn people to the right. His Govt's. done a lot of good things though.
The Aussies just voted in a right-wing Govt.
"Too PC" - luxury!!!
He could be the start of a trend. A trend that the US has just bucked, by rejecting Bernie. Now the US has a choice between Hilter and Hitlery.
Other countries have now put up candidates that are more let wing than have been seen in 30 years.
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