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Re: True Story of the Day
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2025 9:53 pm
by promethean75
Re: True Story of the Day
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2025 2:07 am
by promethean75
How to survive crashing into a lake in a bus when the doors won't open and the thing is sinking. You do the thing you think you shouldn't do: open all the goddamn windows as fast as you guys can so the cabin will fill with water. Why. Because until the bus is full of water... any window you open while sinking will have water pouring through it so forcefully that you won't be able to swim through it.
You gotta have that bus full of water before you run out of air, mates, or you won't have enough time to open all the windows one by one.
You guys gotta open em immediately. And if one of the kids shouts, "Are you crazy?!" you say "no I'm a goddamn genius, asshole. Open the fuckin windows."
I just saw this thing on the news about a bus tragedy like that in a texas flood. Got me thinkin', got me problem solvin'.
Re: True Story of the Day
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2025 3:42 pm
by promethean75
You know what's sad 'n fucked up? When you can't express your happiness about some financial gain to the person around you because instead of being happy for you, they'll want some of it... start thinking of ways that you might owe them, start thinking you are now obligated to give more because you have more, etc.
I just made a decent gain on crypto and wouldn't dare say "hey i just made x dollars!" to the cretin who's house I'm trapped in.
But I'm a special case. It is critically important that i don't openly express any happiness to those around me because it allows them to mistakenly depreciate, and therefore ignore, the degree of suffering i endure.
"You got your legs and arms blown off by a grenade, but you just got a free piece of pizza, bro! Why so solemn?"
Re: True Story of the Day
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2025 4:05 pm
by promethean75
On The Insurmountability Of The Loser/Badass Duality Of The Chronic Philosophy Forum Poster -
Tell yourself you aren't a loser when you've spent a decade or more talking more to people you've never even seen before than people in real life, and you're lyin', mate.
Tell yourself you aren't a badass for being so much more intelligent than those people in real life that you can hardly manage a sincere 'have a nice day', much less any real conversation with them, and you're lyin', mate.
Re: True Story of the Day
Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2025 11:12 pm
by promethean75
You guys wanna play I Spy Something Purple?
https://youtu.be/L1TogOC9Uks
What worse is that when pharma commercial producers see this skit, they laugh instead of hanging themselves like they should.
https://youtu.be/Mh_101CxHDo
Re: True Story of the Day
Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2025 12:18 am
by promethean75
Here's my goddamn problem. When you have a cause and a story so awesome that the world should hear it, but for them to do so, you'd have to be caught, imprisoned, and then do all the books and interviews to bring it to the world.
I have to ask myself: would you be willing to spend the rest of your life in prison just so a few million morons can know who i am and what has happened to me?
One alternative ending would be something like this. Wrongly convicted sex offender's life is ruined, and he decides to pull an Eric Rudolph. Naturally, a warrant is put out for his arrest. He stays on the lam for years and kills a total of twenty people (cops, lawyers, gas station clerks, sexy beasts... a guy's gotta get laid, ya know, etc), and then one day after he's grown old and tired, he walks into the sheriff station lookin' like che Guevara and turns himself in.
The book is a best seller and wrongfully or over-charged sex offenders everywhere are now fighting back. One guy burned an apartment complex down because they wouldn't rent to him. Another one cut the head off the judge that convicted him and mailed it to the sheriff with a note: just giving you a heads up!
In the interviews, he explains everything. Breaks the shit totally down. How the data shows the registry is not only ineffective but is actually contributing to causing criminal behavior and how nobody gives a shit because it's not their lives that are being ruined.
The grand irony... what would make him immortal... would be that he raped and murdered countless women because he was made a sex offender by the State.
See what i mean? How could i want to pass such an opportunity up? And yet, the thought of eating collard greens with rocks in em every day and practicing wing chun so i don't get stabbed just to be able to blow the world's mind with a book and a few interviews somehow steals my thunder.
Still to this day, I'm not sure how to do it. Let em get me or off myself during the shootout.
Well, they have a few more years to repeal this SO registry nonsense before i make my move. Maybe by some miracle, they'll get it back in court and repeal it.
Re: True Story of the Day
Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2025 1:00 am
by accelafine
promethean75 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 14, 2025 12:18 am
Here's my goddamn problem. When you have a cause and a story so awesome that the world should hear it, but for them to do so, you'd have to be caught, imprisoned, and then do all the books and interviews to bring it to the world.
I have to ask myself: would you be willing to spend the rest of your life in prison just so a few million morons can know who i am and what has happened to me?
One alternative ending would be something like this. Wrongly convicted sex offender's life is ruined, and he decides to pull an Eric Rudolph. Naturally, a warrant is put out for his arrest. He stays on the lam for years and kills a total of twenty people (cops, lawyers, gas station clerks, sexy beasts... a guy's gotta get laid, ya know, etc), and then one day after he's grown old and tired, he walks into the sheriff station lookin' like che Guevara and turns himself in.
The book is a best seller and wrongfully or over-charged sex offenders everywhere are now fighting back. One guy burned an apartment complex down because they wouldn't rent to him. Another one cut the head off the judge that convicted him and mailed it to the sheriff with a note: just giving you a
heads up!
In the interviews, he explains everything. Breaks the shit totally down. How the data shows the registry is not only ineffective but is actually contributing to causing criminal behavior and how nobody gives a shit because it's not their lives that are being ruined.
The grand irony... what would make him immortal... would be that he raped and murdered countless women
because he was made a sex offender by the State.
See what i mean? How could i want to pass such an opportunity up? And yet, the thought of eating collard greens with rocks in em every day and practicing wing chun so i don't get stabbed just to be able to blow the world's mind with a book and a few interviews somehow steals my thunder.
Still to this day, I'm not sure how to do it. Let em get me or off myself during the shootout.
Well, they have a few more years to repeal this SO registry nonsense before i make my move. Maybe by some miracle, they'll get it back in court and repeal it.
Isn't there a way to get off the register over there for lower end convictions? Your president is a rapist so perhaps he will show you some mercy if you lick his boots. I see now why there are so many people living in tents over there. I assume they 'just happen' to be nearly all men
Re: True Story of the Day
Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2025 3:33 am
by promethean75
There's no 'just happened to be' to it. Men are thrice the pervs that women are.
Re: True Story of the Day
Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2025 3:51 am
by accelafine
Rather more than 'thrice'. Anyway, there's no way of knowing if your misery is real or not because you're always writing in that weird ironic way. It's just tiresome. Your poor mother
Re: True Story of the Day
Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2025 5:44 am
by promethean75
Where's the sympathy for me?
Ya'll are always defendin' my momma and not me! Lemme explain something to ya'll about my momma.
Momma didn't tell me when i was young. She didn't sat beside me... her only son. She didn't say "listen closely to what i say" and it didn't help me some sunny day, Veg, okay?
See now you got me all shook up and I'm about to cry.
Re: True Story of the Day
Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2025 6:28 am
by promethean75
"Isn't there a way to get off the register over there for lower end convictions?"
If i moved in with Ecmandu in Portland, i think I'd be put in the tier 1 category because the crimes i didn't commit weren't physical assaults of some kind. As a Tier 1 Portland perv, i wouldn't have the crimes i didn't commit, and my info plastered all over the internet.
That's the best i can do sans leaving the country. Vermont (i think it was) is easy on pervs, too.
Shit I wore an ankle bracelet for 4 years. 99 degrees outside, and I'm wearing pants on a roof at work so the guys don't see the thing and start asking questions.
I went through three units; the batteries were malfunctioned. I'd get half the life out of em. Stay plugged in the fuckin wall for hours like a dog chained to a tree. The goddamn thing would start beepin' at work, and I'd grab my phone pretending it was a notification chime.
Oh yeah. They pay for ALL that, rap.
Now get this. Remember the bit about being imprisoned again when I went to VA and had that issue with the local POleec sayin' I can't sleep in my vehicle in city limits and when I parked elsewhere they put the warrant out and I went on the run?
The reason why I was even in VA at all was because they didn't have the ankle bracelet thing there.
See the cascading effect, the cumulative force of these imbecile's lies and incompetence? See the causality?
Re: True Story of the Day
Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2025 6:36 am
by promethean75
That's wrong. I wore it for two years.
What's more, if Beasley didn't overturn that lifetime GPS bullshit I'd have the thing on my leg right now.
Sixteen years later the guy would still be wearing an ankle bracelet... and for the rest of his life if he stayed in that state.
Re: True Story of the Day
Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2025 8:02 am
by accelafine
promethean75 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 14, 2025 5:44 am
Where's the sympathy for me?
Ya'll are always defendin' my momma and not me! Lemme explain something to ya'll about my momma.
Momma
didn't tell me when i was young. She
didn't sat beside me... her only son. She
didn't say "listen closely to what i say" and it
didn't help me some sunny day, Veg, okay?
See now you got me all shook up and I'm about to cry.
You just don't have the 'abused, unloved, un-nurtured, unmothered' vibe about you. You can tell those people a mile off. They are broken adults. They don't look right. They don't 'feel' right. It takes a mother to build a complete human.
Re: True Story of the Day
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2025 8:14 pm
by Phil8659
What is all this bull shit about sex offenders and registration?
Hell, I think they ought to increase registration for example;
Ugly people should have to register.
Gay people should have to register.
Frigid and impotent people should have to register.
Oh, yes, and those who spay animals too.
The list would grow so big, the government would outsource it to some third world country that don't speak English, or any other known language. Then taxes would be increased to computerize the whole thing so that hacker's can steal people's gender or something.
Or, one can turn the whole registry loose to an origami fanatic group who will over populate the earth with flammable animals and kids could sit by the fires and make smores. .
Re: True Story of the Day
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2025 9:11 pm
by promethean75
"What is all this bull shit about sex offenders and registration?'
I've been asking that same question since 2007.