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Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Thu May 15, 2025 11:26 am
by promethean75
Why call it 'Particle'? Because particle means quantum physics and quantum physics means superadvanced badass science, and that's what i want and am. Look at my Tesla.

Does it matter that this stuff has nothing to do with physics or particles? No, not really. But I don't want to buy face cream that's called Lavender Touch face cream because then when my girlfriend goes into my bathroom and sees it sitting on the sink she won't think I'm a Alpha Male anymore. I'm not, mind you, but she doesn't know that because I've got Particle 6-in-1 face cream on my sink and not Lavender Touch.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Thu May 15, 2025 11:37 am
by promethean75
Okay, maybe you don't understand what i mean.

If a dude like that walked up and tried to sell you something you'd tell him to fuck off.

But if a dude who played a dude like that tried to sell you something, you'd be more likely to buy it because you're impressed by the caricature, more at ease.

Now, what does a capitalist have to do, then, to make the sale. He has to make a parody of himself to win the customer back.

The capitalist parasite is so ruthless in his pursuit of profit that he would even make a joke out of himself to get it. Why does he belittle himself like this. Because he's getting you too when you are taken by his commercials. The bigger joke then is on you.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Thu May 15, 2025 12:22 pm
by promethean75
https://voca.ro/1lpyjekRtEHq

I'm listening to my favorite station for spiritual guidance.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Thu May 15, 2025 1:08 pm
by promethean75
Note to the Leftists. You might get the Right to STFU about abortion already if you were to disuade anti-abortionists from supporting and pushing the agenda. How can you do that. By being a clear and present danger to those institutions and people who enforce the illegality of abortion. Ergo, you threaten to harm the courts that sign it into law and the law enforcement agents that make the arrests.

Do this, without bluffing, and i can assure you the unintelligeable noise you are hearing every day from the Right will grow quiet very quickly.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Thu May 15, 2025 3:06 pm
by promethean75
Biggs you still getting into ILP? I may (hopefully) be banned... it ain't comin up. I was on a roll smashin' skulls and then suddenly... poof.

Look man i made a critical mistake in my last post in the abortion thread. The eligibility date would have been 2017, not 2022.

You gotta post this for me. A very important correction. This means the State is now working on year number 8* of its betraying its social contract, violating my constitutional rights, restricting me from travel and arresting me if i do, sabotaging my social life and branding me as a monster, making it nearly impossible to find a place to rent to me, arresting me if I'm homeless, sabotaging my career by making it difficult to find work, failing to protect me from vigilantees that after finding my address provided by the State vandalise and destroy my property, and several other things but my burrito just dinged in the microwave so I'll stop here.

* however, many of these circumstances began in 2010 (not 2017) and still exist today.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Thu May 15, 2025 3:06 pm
by MagsJ
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ILP has gone offline

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Thu May 15, 2025 3:30 pm
by promethean75
How could people possibly ever want to hang around a guy who claims the greatest sacrifice he has ever made is not exercising his right to kill somebody?

It would be like having some scary alien monster standing there in front of you, wouldn't it? Yer like "bro how could you even say that?!" and usually, that's not a bad question.

Normal people are proud of stuff like graduation, job promotions, things good people have pride in doing. But this guy... this guy says fuck all that... that's easy. I do that shit in my sleep. You wanna know what I'm proud of? You (random normal person) stand here before me holding me in pure, unjustifiable contempt because you think I'm a child molestor, and yet... i have not murdered you. That, my friend, is a level of pride and self respect that you will never understand or be able to attain... and a great part of its quality is the irony involved; this guy you hold in contempt may be a hundred times better than you in every way.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Thu May 15, 2025 5:53 pm
by promethean75

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Thu May 15, 2025 10:54 pm
by accelafine
promethean75 wrote: Tue May 13, 2025 11:47 am Robinhood is supposed to be user-friendly for amateurs like me, and it's not very friendly when it sells me crypto at prices higher than advertised.

If there's this thing called a bid-ask spread, and it means i may not be buying the crypto at the price i see, but actually a higher price that can range from x to z, I WANT TO SEE THAT RANGE. And i can; they can design the app so that it's right there on my screen, and i don't have to go writing graphs and shit and earn a fuckin degree in economics to understand what's going on.

I'm a goddamn amateur and i want to be treated like one.

You got some nerve calling ME the bully here.
If you have over 100k to blow on crypto currency then why would you not use some of it to fix your 'going blind' eye?

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Thu May 15, 2025 11:15 pm
by promethean75
Wut?! No dummy those numbers are the prices of a whole bitcoin. No way could I buy a whole coin.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Thu May 15, 2025 11:30 pm
by accelafine
promethean75 wrote: Thu May 15, 2025 11:15 pm Wut?! No dummy those numbers are the prices of a whole bitcoin. No way could I buy a whole coin.
Wow. Someone gave me some bitcoins back when it started and I thought they were worthless and forgot about them. I'd better dig them out then :shock:

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Fri May 16, 2025 5:01 pm
by promethean75
https://kaotic.com/video/15341fb3_20250515040213_t

That's the worst thing about Russia. All the citizens who go crazy because of Putinism and Rammstein are packed into these fuckin fifty story tall russian wage slave housing facilities where they can all jump off the back balcony.

These people need one and two story houses so when they try to commit suicide they'll only break a leg or something and be able to get back to work. Putin's killing off a lot of his own workforce.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 10:03 am
by promethean75
https://youtu.be/Ye2bcNjcYqY

This commercial infuriates me. See how they're standing there in a little group and jumping around like retards hitting the ball back and forth. Like you wouldn't get all ready for the ball to come to you when the guy was only two feet in front of you like that.

Director: just jump around for a sec while the cameras are rolling.

Actors: but won't that look kinda stupid? Why don't you shoot us actually playing volleyball instead of fidgeting about like uncertain five years who aren't sure they'll be able to hit the ball so they're jumpin' around like overexcited retards to be ready for it?

Director: Because i am part of the secret committee that designs commercials so that the people watching them become imbeciles very slowly over time.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 12:33 pm
by promethean75
What if you found out that if Putin's handlers make him a pair of special shoes that they secretly switch with his normal ones the morning he gets dressed for his meeting with Don, and the shoes add the critical 1.73 inches to his height preventing him from feeling so intimidated by Don when he's standing next to em - thereby not suffering a bout of the Napoleon complex - Putin would be less defensive and much more open to cooperating with Don's requests?

Would you want to try it?

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2025 12:04 am
by promethean75
See the What Are Yuns Doin' thread at ILP for news of my latest (and only) fall off a ladder and two roofs. Thank meager luck that there was another roof to break the fall. I'd be deader'n hell if there wuddint.