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thedoc wrote:Just because you say it's not a religion, doesn't make it so.

Let's see, the Church of Ouzo has no places of worship or even members, just a single document, "The Ouzo Prophecy." A most unusual religion, wouldn't you say?

bobevenson wrote:

thedoc wrote:Just because you say it's not a religion, doesn't make it so.

Let's see, the Church of Ouzo has no places of worship or even members, just a single document, "The Ouzo Prophecy." A most unusual religion, wouldn't you say?

There have been worse, but it's not particularly unusual, and false prophets usually try to start a religion just like you are.

thedoc wrote:False prophets usually try to start a religion just like you are.

False prophets do not have my mystically divine credentials.

bobevenson wrote:

thedoc wrote:False prophets usually try to start a religion just like you are.

False prophets do not have my mystically divine credentials.

They have their own... which are just as self-concocted and deceitful and delusional as yours are. You ought to all form a club and wear the same t-shirts so that we can see you coming and run the opposite direction. And then maybe you'd only need to send one crazy-ass representative into any one environment, so we'd only have to deal with one of you, instead of a thousand of you, who all have the same self-absorbed story using customized details. Really, Bob... how can you lack the intelligence to see how ridiculous it is and you are?

Lacewing wrote:

bobevenson wrote:

thedoc wrote:False prophets usually try to start a religion just like you are.

False prophets do not have my mystically divine credentials.

They have their own.

Cite a single divine credential of any of these other so-called prophets.

bobevenson wrote:Cite a single divine credential of any so-called prophet on Earth besides me.

Manden can probably answer you in your own language.

Meanwhile, I'm going to start working on the T-shirt design!

Lacewing wrote:

bobevenson wrote:Cite a single divine credential of any so-called prophet on Earth besides me.

Manden can probably answer you in your own language.

You talk a lot of shit, honey, but you can't get off the pot!

bobevenson wrote:You talk a lot of shit, honey, but you can't get off the pot!

Don't try to cozy up to me. You're getting a propeller beanie with your t-shirt.

bobevenson wrote:Are you and Mr. Oblivious in the same club with your propeller beanies?

Has someone else said that to you too??! WOW! What are the ODDS of that? It must be a divine message.

Lacewing wrote:

bobevenson wrote:Cite a single divine credential of any so-called prophet on Earth besides me.

Manden can probably answer you in your own language.

Meanwhile, I'm going to start working on the T-shirt design!

Can you knit him a strait jacket too?

PhilX

Philosophy Explorer wrote:

Lacewing to bobevenson wrote: I'm going to start working on the T-shirt design!

Can you knit him a strait jacket too?

That is a good idea! Maybe I can just sew the sleeves shut on the t-shirt.

Lacewing wrote:

Philosophy Explorer wrote:

Lacewing to bobevenson wrote: I'm going to start working on the T-shirt design!

Can you knit him a strait jacket too?

That is a good idea! Maybe I can just sew the sleeves shut on the t-shirt.

Make it a long sleeved t-shirt with straps and buckles on the ends of the sleeves.

You would think that is the face of all this opposition Bob would just give up and go away, I would think that any sane person would do that. If he's nothing else, he's persistent and I know of another person on another forum that is the same way, no matter how much opposition and evidence that disproves what she is saying, she persists. It must be some kind of madness that infects fanatics on the internet.

bobevenson wrote:False prophets do not have my mystically divine credentials.

About this bob,

bobevenson wrote:Theist, agnostic, atheist. As Bob the Baptist, I can tell you that the first and third are fools, and absolute fools at that.

bobevenson wrote:Anybody who isn't an agnostic is a fool.

So tell us oh 'prophet' what is this 'divinity' you talk about, is it the 'divinity of the agnostic or the absolute fool?