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Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2025 8:08 pm
by promethean75
Things have gotten back to normal in Israel now that the hostages are back and things have cooled down a bit.

WARNING: Jewish nudity and sexual content.

https://kaotic.com/video/6bca2edf_20250207064458_t

I love it when the Hebrew people try to do American stuff like this. It's so adorable.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2025 8:34 pm
by promethean75
It could be K2 (spice). One of my homeboys smoked some of that shit in the block and ended up on his back upstairs in front of the bathroom doing what looked like riding/peddling a bike upside-down. He was hollerin and making unintelligible noises, and they didn't want the COs to seem em, so they dragged him into the bathroom behind a toilet stall. Lol, those dudes would have let him die before they got the CO's attention. K2 was big money in there, and a block shake-down was the last thing anybody wanted. Homeboy's gonna have to take one for the team and sweat it out beside the toilet. If he dies, he dies

https://kaotic.com/video/be658d33_20250203002528_t

Betta tell that bitch-ass to get over there. Da fuck wrong with this dude?

Bonus study question: how much freewill does that dude have at that moment?

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2025 8:54 pm
by promethean75
I think Drugs, Inc. on National Geographic is fake. How are these documentary makers finding big drug dealers that'll let em hang out with em and literally accompany them on drug runs and shit? These guys are actors, i think. Think about it: you are a documentary crew that wants to interview a drug dealer in his motel room while he's sitting there with a duffle bag full of cocaine bricks, making twenty bags. Where do you begin?

Excuse me, sir. Are you a drug dealer by chance? If so, we'd like to PUT YOU ON TV. We'd like to film you in possession of enough drugs to get you fifty years and then film you distributing the drugs while riding around in your SUV all night as you explain to us, and therefore the hundreds of thousands of people who watch our show, every detail about your operation, how many people you have, which clubs you sell it at, where you get it, and anything else you wouldn't ever want to tell anybody if you're a drug dealer.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2025 7:34 am
by Gary Childress
promethean75 wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2025 8:54 pm I think Drugs, Inc. on National Geographic is fake. How are these documentary makers finding big drug dealers that'll let em hang out with em and literally accompany them on drug runs and shit? These guys are actors, i think. Think about it: you are a documentary crew that wants to interview a drug dealer in his motel room while he's sitting there with a duffle bag full of cocaine bricks, making twenty bags. Where do you begin?

Excuse me, sir. Are you a drug dealer by chance? If so, we'd like to PUT YOU ON TV. We'd like to film you in possession of enough drugs to get you fifty years and then film you distributing the drugs while riding around in your SUV all night as you explain to us, and therefore the hundreds of thousands of people who watch our show, every detail about your operation, how many people you have, which clubs you sell it at, where you get it, and anything else you wouldn't ever want to tell anybody if you're a drug dealer.
Just what our youth need to see on TV, a drug dealer reality show. The Sopranos was bad enough. :oops:

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2025 8:24 am
by Age
promethean75 wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2025 8:08 pm Things have gotten back to normal in Israel now that the hostages are back and things have cooled down a bit.

WARNING: Jewish nudity and sexual content.

https://kaotic.com/video/6bca2edf_20250207064458_t

I love it when the Hebrew people try to do American stuff like this. It's so adorable.
Just out of curiosity, WHY do you provide A WARNING when human beings are just NAKED and just DOING peaceful loving things, yet provide NO WARNINGS when there IS VIOLENCE and/or KILLINGS among human beings.

And, by the way, this could go for ALL of you adult human beings.

LOL Back in the days when this was being written, adult human beings REALLY FELT A NEED TO WARN others of just the NAKED human body, itself, and/or when adult human beings are just having CONSENSUAL LOVE or PEACE MAKING, YET did NOT FEEL THE NEED, TO WARN, as much or as often, WHEN they HELD GUNS TO each other's heads and 'BLEW them OFF', as some called it, for example.

LOL Back when this was being written, one, of ANY age, could watch MULTIPLE television shows, movies, or film clips on television or on the internet WHERE VIOLENCE, itself, was FAR, FAR MORE ACCEPTANCE, ALLOWED, and even ENCOURAGED, but where, LAUGHINGLY, a NAKED human body, of ALL things, WOULD BE CENSORED, and/or NOT ALLOWED.

The PRIORITIES 'these people' HAD, BACK THEN, would NOT BE BELIEVED if one did NOT LIVE WITHIN it, or it was NOT ABLE TO BE SEEN, and OBSERVED.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2025 7:39 pm
by promethean75
"Just out of curiosity, WHY do you provide A WARNING when human beings are just NAKED and just DOING peaceful loving things"

I only do this out of courtesy for the Hebrew people. As you know, Ham was cursed for looking upon his naked father. So what happens if someone here at PN happens to be that gym guy's son and clicks on the link? He's fucked.

Plus, i don't know how peaceful and loving that first one was. Did you see how fast homegirl grabbed that thing and went to work on it?

Finally, as a reformed exhibitionist (scientific word for flasher perv) I am an advocate for an indecent exposure free world and make efforts to inform my community of any indecent exposing going on.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2025 7:57 pm
by Gary Childress
promethean75 wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2025 7:39 pm Finally, as a reformed exhibitionist (scientific word for flasher perv) I am an advocate for an indecent exposure free world and make efforts to inform my community of any indecent exposing going on.
That's my bud Prom who said that!!!! :D

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2025 8:10 pm
by accelafine
What about that 'celebrity' couple at the grimmys where the woman was naked? Has she been arrested?

Actually their arrogant, 'taking themselves soooo seriously' demeanour was the offensive part. What do they even do?

Social media is full of American faux 'feminists' saying she must have been 'coerced' and that she has 'blah blah 'syndrome' as if women are incapable of making any decisions for themselves and as if women can't be perverts too.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2025 9:15 pm
by Gary Childress
accelafine wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2025 8:10 pm What about that 'celebrity' couple at the grimmys where the woman was naked? Has she been arrested?

Actually their arrogant, 'taking themselves soooo seriously' demeanour was the offensive part. What do they even do?

Social media is full of American faux 'feminists' saying she must have been 'coerced' and that she has 'blah blah 'syndrome' as if women are incapable of making any decisions for themselves and as if women can't be perverts too.
Damnit, women ought to be just as entitled to be perverts as us guys! Count me in!

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2025 3:12 pm
by promethean75
So so far, I've had chats with various musicians, but nothing's come through yet. Two reasons, really. I'm working when i have the free time and I'm loath to break down the kit and amp, haul it somehwere, set it up, play it, break it down, haul it somewhere, and set it back up. For every jam session, i will have moved that kit like five times.

Teenage Wrist guy and i just kinda stopped talking. I sent him my Sabrina Carpenter Espresso debut and he never texted me back.

I got an old 80s metal guitar guy who knows all the obscure songs from rock bands with bad hair that nobody knows about, but we too kinda faded out. He did an electric guitar christmas song, and i was like mmkay.

Recently, i responded to an ad looking for a beast-mode level metal drummer with:

"What up man saw your ad. You guys are prolly out of my league, but are you adamant about playing heavier style stuff, or do you mess around with cleaner stuff, too? I've got like zero experience with double-bass drums and couldn't play for long at your tempos, I'm sure.

If you guys don't land a good drummer who's what you need, I might fuck around with ya'll for the hell of it and see what happens."

Bleach, always the gentleman, replied the very next day:

"Hey there,

I totally appreciate the interest.

We don't do anything straight up clean, we do some new metal styles clean verse heavy chorus. But the rest is straight up heavy.

I think the fastest tempo we have are 138 range. But double kick is essential.

Thanks for responding,

Bleach"

Finally there's an old guy who has a whole garage full of bongos and sound boards and shit and he sent some videos of him playing some santana songs with a bunch of Hawaiian shirt wearing old guys and it was just banal as it could be. I think he's just an old rocker who never got really good and just kinda hoped a band would find and keep him. Sorta like me, but i don't actually suck suck. Anyway, nothing against him. I just can't justify all the labor involved only to jam for ten minutes and find out he's uninteresting and/or isn't good enough to get nasty. I need a fuckin studio where i can summon musicians and have tryouts like the maestro did. That's how you find guys like Steve Vai and George Duke.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2025 4:37 pm
by promethean75
So I'm gonna go ahead and get the ol' youtube channel goin' now that I've got some videos and have reason to do so.

The first thing I'll do is find all the sexy beast female drummers on youtube and drop a comment... this then lures them to my channel so they can check me out. There's this one asian sexy beast who plays the drums like an M60 machine gun (it's insane), so i need that sexy beast in my life. Ideally, we would all drop out of society and create an Epicurean musician's cult and play music and have sexy time and tend to gardens and do drugs and art and discuss philosophy and stuff, etc. I would build the compound. Everything. The amphitheater, colosseum, hospitals and schools, military barracks, shipping ports, all of it. Everything one would do in Age of Empires, just is real life instead.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2025 8:22 pm
by accelafine
Have you ever been in love (not including immediate family or non-humans) or have you always just been a sleazy predatory creep?

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2025 1:51 pm
by promethean75
Relax, lady. Those sexy beasts won't pay any attention to me. I'm cramped beside a mattress in the middle of my floor, playing a cheap little electric kit with a backwards cabelas hat on. And i suck. The only thing i have going for me is that i, too, am a sexy beast like them. However, because there are sexy beasts that a) are much better drummers, b) are playing six thousand dollar sets on lighted stages and c) are as sexy or more than me, I'm at the bottom of the sexy youtube musicians order. Plus I'm old af and those little retarded korean speed metal drummer girls who would say to me.... aren't into way older guys unless it's a sugar daddy situation... but when they see that mattress and that black friday special electric kit, they're gonna swipe left.

"Have you ever been in love (not including immediate family or non-humans) or have you always just been a sleazy predatory creep?"

Well i... I've never been in love I don't think.

In fact, I wanna know what love is. I want you to show me. I wanna feel what love is. I know you can show me, veg.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2025 8:28 pm
by promethean75
https://youtube.com/shorts/kP-gaug52ec

Like a boss, veg. You're never too old.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2025 8:45 pm
by promethean75
Here's three of my girls, veg. This is Roberta Plant doing a black sabbath cover. Look at how hot she is with that orthodox grip. That's the real deal holyfield right there, buddy.

https://youtu.be/V2sv1-1n1yw

Here are my A-YEON and Kriss machines. You just give them a fruit smoothie and put them on a drum kit.

https://youtu.be/kvJElTaR5kM
https://youtube.com/shorts/b9VoyU6SoYk