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A man walked into a bar
because he was drunk.

A man walked into a bar because bars can't walk.

Dontaskme wrote: ↑Fri Jan 26, 2018 4:18 pm A man walked into a bar because bars can't walk.

Lawyers do...unfortunately.

Arising_uk wrote: ↑Fri Jan 26, 2018 3:54 am I agree because if she liked to talk about it she would have reported it 35 years ago and not stayed silent about it.

Please, where's your sense of humor, she's been talking about it for 35 years to anybody who will listen!

bobevenson wrote: ↑Fri Jan 26, 2018 5:07 pm

Arising_uk wrote: ↑Fri Jan 26, 2018 3:54 am I agree because if she liked to talk about it she would have reported it 35 years ago and not stayed silent about it.

Please, where's your sense of humor, she's been talking about it for 35 years to anybody who will listen!

What the f. is humor?

bobevenson wrote: ↑Fri Jan 26, 2018 5:50 pm Something the British are

Highly intelligent.

bobevenson wrote: ↑Fri Jan 26, 2018 5:50 pmbut don't have a sense of.

Illiterate fools?

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attofishpi wrote: ↑Fri Jan 26, 2018 5:20 pm
What the f. is humor?

If in doubt ask jeeves or alexa

alexa seems to know most things..sometimes she stumbles on knowing, but usually shes pretty knowledgable

Dontaskme wrote: ↑Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:34 pm

bobevenson wrote: ↑Fri Jan 26, 2018 5:50 pm Something the British are but don't have a sense of.

I'm from england and i thought your joke was hilarious, it made me feel ticklish all over. I laughed out loud when i read it.

I apologize for the faux pas.

Bob walks into a police station and says, "I was raped!" The officer asks, "When did this happen?" He says, "About 35 years ago." He asks, "Why are you reporting it now?" He replied, "I'm not reporting it, I just enjoyed being bunted up the bum so much I've been talking about it ever since!".

HO HO HO HO HO. Isn't that super duper funny? Rape is such a larf ... when it happens to those you despise.

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Well everyone knows what a fantastic sense of humour ''PC Progressives'' have.
They must really hate stand-ups then (publicy at least).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB0a5VBo_FM

What isn't funny is when the word 'rape' is over-used and abused by politically motivated morons to the point that it loses its meaning (in the way that 'racist' has).

Dontaskme wrote: ↑Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:54 pm
Monkeys and lions are raped all the time, don't see them complaining.

I'm sorry Greta, but that's just bloody funny.

Most pathetic and nauseating of all is the forced 'apologies' we have to suffer ad nauseum. You can't ORDER someone to apologise. That completely defeats the purpose. Like parents who force their children to do it. An apology is an outward manisfestation of an EMOTION. It's like forcing someone at gunpoint to say 'I love you' (when they actually hate you) and thinking it will change anything.
Are Americans now so shallow and artifical that they have come to believe that their silly movies are real life, and all you need is a script to live your own life by?