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[attofishpi]

So, the best that you can remember is 'many years', correct?

Interesting that you continually focus on the negative

LOL What is, supposedly, 'negative', or 'positive' here, exact?

I was just trying to ascertain if you are a paying subscriber and if you are, then how long you have been for.

Absolutely anything else that you are assuming here could be absolutely Wrong.

-- rather than accepting my point that the ONLINE SUBS account does not have information pertaining to when I started the subs.

one usually does not have to 'look up' anything to have a rough idea how long they have been a paying subscriber of some thing, if they are.

So, you, also supposedly, do not know this as well.


I am pretty sure you will find that "dontaskme" considered 'me' to be an "idiot" also, quite a few times over as well.

On the scale of relevance as per your questioning of me - care fact or zero

Well it was 'you' who introduced and started talking about 'this'. So, if you do not care about 'this' at all, then why did you introduce 'it' and talk about 'it' for, exactly?

'I' was also just Correcting 'you' here, by the way.

- you do portray yourself as an idiot, unfortunately

Why 'unfortunately', exactly?

And, are you aware that 'you' portray as an 'idiot' also, some times?

- but I am certain if you climb down from whatever galactic empire you want to believe you are communicated by, perhaps we can ALL work together to render you far less of an idiot.

LOL The more 'you' people here consider 'me' and 'idiot', then the far better this is actually working here, for 'us'.

(and I am an idiot and proud of it- just one that self-analyses my idiocy and attempts to improve such that I can better fit in to what is required of people in "thinking" mode of 2024)

Why should The Site Owner - the dude that runs this website permit you to continually pile copious amounts of random crap into every thread where people are attempting to have a reasonable discussion -- making everyone have a great effort to read the reasonable responses within piles and piles and piles of your ridiculous lack of comprehension bullshit.

...AND...U DONT PAY A CENT\PENNY for the privelege of ANNOYING EVERYONE.

[FlashDangerpants]

In Britain there are three great institutions, without which life would be incomplete to the point of almost not worth living at all. I speak of course of...
1. The particular Boris bike stand behind which one loses one's frontal virginity.
2. The chip shop, beside which one loses one's other virignity.
3. WH Smiths, where one purchases one's copy of Philosophy Now magazine in order to keep up with the lastest advances in Platonomics.

Chip shop? - french fries don't count. How far do you have to drive out of London to get to a decent English fish n chip shop?

You truly are just a cork-hatted Aussie LARPing as a Brit while you toss shrimp on the barbie if you think London isn't full of chippies. There's one across the road from my house.

All the stuff about God living in your armpit and telling you to eat your own poo is the second maddest thing about you, it pales in comparison to the absurd delusions of Englishness you suffer.

[attofishpi]

In Britain there are three great institutions, without which life would be incomplete to the point of almost not worth living at all. I speak of course of...
1. The particular Boris bike stand behind which one loses one's frontal virginity.
2. The chip shop, beside which one loses one's other virignity.
3. WH Smiths, where one purchases one's copy of Philosophy Now magazine in order to keep up with the lastest advances in Platonomics.

Chip shop? - french fries don't count. How far do you have to drive out of London to get to a decent English fish n chip shop?

You truly are just a cork-hatted Aussie LARPing as a Brit while you toss shrimp on the barbie if you think London isn't full of chippies. There's one across the road from my house.

Shrimp is a USA thang that Hogan did for an ad. It's still prawns down here ya Gala..

All the stuff about God living in your armpit and telling you to eat your own poo is the second maddest thing about you, it pales in comparison to the absurd delusions of Englishness you suffer.

I have no idea wot U are talking about - God living in my armpit and telling me to eat my own poo..

Certainly, as an Englishman of some honour you will explain: (go ahead---explain)

BTW: Fish n Chips - is predominantly about the FISH and the BATTER - so even in Southampton - close to the shore, we pick our favourites --- LONDON - ya, don't like yer chances.

[Age]

Interesting that you continually focus on the negative

LOL What is, supposedly, 'negative', or 'positive' here, exact?

I was just trying to ascertain if you are a paying subscriber and if you are, then how long you have been for.

Absolutely anything else that you are assuming here could be absolutely Wrong.

-- rather than accepting my point that the ONLINE SUBS account does not have information pertaining to when I started the subs.

one usually does not have to 'look up' anything to have a rough idea how long they have been a paying subscriber of some thing, if they are.

On the scale of relevance as per your questioning of me - care fact or zero

Well it was 'you' who introduced and started talking about 'this'. So, if you do not care about 'this' at all, then why did you introduce 'it' and talk about 'it' for, exactly?

'I' was also just Correcting 'you' here, by the way.

- you do portray yourself as an idiot, unfortunately

Why 'unfortunately', exactly?

And, are you aware that 'you' portray as an 'idiot' also, some times?

- but I am certain if you climb down from whatever galactic empire you want to believe you are communicated by, perhaps we can ALL work together to render you far less of an idiot.

LOL The more 'you' people here consider 'me' and 'idiot', then the far better this is actually working here, for 'us'.

(and I am an idiot and proud of it- just one that self-analyses my idiocy and attempts to improve such that I can better fit in to what is required of people in "thinking" mode of 2024)

Why should The Site Owner - the dude that runs this website permit you to continually pile copious amounts of random crap into every thread where people are attempting to have a reasonable discussion

If you just answered the clarifying question that I asked you, openly and honestly, from the outset, and not expect the owner of this site to answer, for you, then all of this completely unnecessary words would not have occurred.

-- making everyone have a great effort to read the reasonable responses within piles and piles and piles of your ridiculous lack of comprehension bullshit.

you started this thread 'virtue signalling'. I just tried to ascertain just how virtuous you, really, are.

Which could have been resolved, relatively, 'a very long time ago, now', again if you were just Truly open and honest from the beginning.

...AND...U DONT PAY A CENT\PENNY for the privelege of ANNOYING EVERYONE.

Why did you even begin to presume that I am not?

[attofishpi]

...AND...U DONT PAY A CENT\PENNY for the privelege of ANNOYING EVERYONE.

Why did you even begin to presume that I am not?

Well? Do you pay anything towards this website?

[FlashDangerpants]

All the stuff about God living in your armpit and telling you to eat your own poo is the second maddest thing about you, it pales in comparison to the absurd delusions of Englishness you suffer.

I have no idea wot U are talking about - God living in my armpit and telling me to eat my own poo..

Certainly, as an Englishman of some honour you will explain: (go ahead---explain)

Ok, I guess God lives in your poo and tells you to lick armpits then. My bad.

It still pales in comparison to your entirely maniacal belief that you are English.

[attofishpi]

All the stuff about God living in your armpit and telling you to eat your own poo is the second maddest thing about you, it pales in comparison to the absurd delusions of Englishness you suffer.

I have no idea wot U are talking about - God living in my armpit and telling me to eat my own poo..

Certainly, as an Englishman of some honour you will explain: (go ahead---explain)

Ok, I guess God lives in your poo and tells you to lick armpits then. My bad.

It still pales in comparison to your entirely maniacal belief that you are English.

I'm starting to think..per your level of immaturity plus arrogance - that you are of a London private school education --- that from my analysis of what 'grows' from their silver spoon fed privilege -----> you clearly are one of their finest breeds ---> a total KUNT.

Certainly, as an Englishman of some honour you will explain: (go ahead---explain)

Getting back to Fish n Chips - which again IS predominantly about the FISH and the BATTER ..I assure U, indeed i ashore U --- you have no idea what a decent FISH n CHIP shop is all about --- so stick to your LONDANISTAN "Chip Shop" - where U did state you could lose your arse virginity to...seriously WTF..

..and I thought one day we could align some kind of accord that aligns with mutual respect.

[FlashDangerpants]

so stick to your LONDANISTAN "Chip Shop"

That seems like the sort of stuff you probably promised to stop writing, if not, it's certainly the sort of thing you very much need to stop writing.

where U did state you could lose your arse virginity to...seriously WTF..

You wouldn't understand the satirical and self-deprecating style of humour the English have. You aren't one of us.

[Age]

...AND...U DONT PAY A CENT\PENNY for the privelege of ANNOYING EVERYONE.

Why did you even begin to presume that I am not?

Well? Do you pay anything towards this website?

According to you I DO NOT PAY A CENT, NOR A PENNY, and in capital letters.

[attofishpi]

where U did state you could lose your arse virginity to...seriously WTF..

You wouldn't understand the satirical and self-deprecating style of humour the English have. You aren't one of us.

REALLY? ..oh, I do love a challenge of WIT.

You stated:

In Britain there are three great institutions, without which life would be incomplete to the point of almost not worth living at all. I speak of course of...
1. The particular Boris bike stand behind which one loses one's frontal virginity.
2. The chip shop, beside which one loses one's other virignity.
3. WH Smiths, where one purchases one's copy of Philosophy Now magazine in order to keep up with the lastest advances in Platonomics.

..so, please point out what I am missing RE any humour in point 2. The chip shop, beside which one loses one's other virignity. (since point 1 was frontal, one can assume Flash is talking about his anal access virginity in the 2. CHIP SHOP).

(must be one of those dodgy London "chip shops" where people are groomed)

[FlashDangerpants]

where U did state you could lose your arse virginity to...seriously WTF..

You wouldn't understand the satirical and self-deprecating style of humour the English have. You aren't one of us.

REALLY? ..oh, I do love a challenge of WIT.

You stated:

In Britain there are three great institutions, without which life would be incomplete to the point of almost not worth living at all. I speak of course of...
1. The particular Boris bike stand behind which one loses one's frontal virginity.
2. The chip shop, beside which one loses one's other virignity.
3. WH Smiths, where one purchases one's copy of Philosophy Now magazine in order to keep up with the lastest advances in Platonomics.

..so, please point out what I am missing RE any humour in point 2. The chip shop, beside which one loses one's other virignity. (since point 1 was frontal, one can assume Flash is talking about his anal access virginity).

What point are you trying to make fishpi? That you do get jokes?

[attofishpi]

You wouldn't understand the satirical and self-deprecating style of humour the English have. You aren't one of us.

REALLY? ..oh, I do love a challenge of WIT.

You stated:

In Britain there are three great institutions, without which life would be incomplete to the point of almost not worth living at all. I speak of course of...
1. The particular Boris bike stand behind which one loses one's frontal virginity.
2. The chip shop, beside which one loses one's other virignity.
3. WH Smiths, where one purchases one's copy of Philosophy Now magazine in order to keep up with the lastest advances in Platonomics.

..so, please point out what I am missing RE any humour in point 2. The chip shop, beside which one loses one's other virignity. (since point 1 was frontal, one can assume Flash is talking about his anal access virginity).

What point are you trying to make fishpi? That you do get jokes?

Point? ..it's obvious you lack any way of explaining how in a LONDISTAN (no I dont compromise) CHIP SHOP one can lose ones arse virginity ---->> and somehow THAT is HUMOUROUS!!

AGAIN, EXPLAIN. (u do under_stand I am only being a c'nt because you treat me like 1)

[FlashDangerpants]

REALLY? ..oh, I do love a challenge of WIT.

You stated:



..so, please point out what I am missing RE any humour in point 2. The chip shop, beside which one loses one's other virignity. (since point 1 was frontal, one can assume Flash is talking about his anal access virginity).

What point are you trying to make fishpi? That you do get jokes?

Point? ..it's obvious you lack any way of explaining how in a LONDISTAN (no I dont compromise) CHIP SHOP one can lose ones arse virginity ---->> and somehow THAT is HUMOUROUS!!

AGAIN, EXPLAIN. (u do under_stand I am only being a c'nt because you treat me like 1)

You wouldn't understand the satirical and self-deprecating style of humour the English have. You aren't one of us.

[attofishpi]

You wouldn't understand the satirical and self-deprecating style of humour the English have. You aren't one of us.

Look, I'm gonna do you a favour and cut off all the other pertinent stuff that doesn't assist your latest post.

So.

I'm not "one" of what?

You know that I am quintessential English - humour, satire, you've seen my self deprecation - (I've seen nothing of yours, and little of actual wit - improve #: ) ..) etc etc... - God invested in me via a bunch of your types - atheists with such attributes of humour that invented "Life of Brian"

..all bollocks from a POV of an atheist.

Imagine if you were in a computer game - and started "sussing" out (analysing) your environment to the the level I have..U wouldn't fathom how to "jailbreak" the REAL_IT_Y we R in.. or..?

More ammo 4 U Dangerpoop.

[FlashDangerpants]

You wouldn't understand the satirical and self-deprecating style of humour the English have. You aren't one of us.

Look, I'm gonna do you a favour and cut off all the other pertinent stuff that doesn't assist your latest post.

Likewise