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Walker wrote: ↑Fri Sep 16, 2022 2:46 am

Dontaskme wrote: ↑Tue Sep 06, 2022 2:00 pm ALL Human Beings. Y cos there always acting funny. Always up to some sort of Monkey Business.

If you go to 4:56 in this link there's a catchy musical score for the monkey dance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO53Xu6TZBg

It's not a fucking monkey.

Walker wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 2:51 am Bill Burr, Brian Regan, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Stephen Wright, and the King ...

Norm MacDonald.

Norm Macdonald Politically Incorrect Jokes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TciFYCc0WcI

New medical research shows that men and women have different food cravings, men preferring meat and women preferring sweets. Scientists trace this back to cave man days, when men had to go out and hunt for food, while women sat on their fat asses eating chocolates.

Ironic that you would like George Carlin. He hated people like you.

What's ironic is the astonishing level of ignorance that you display by saying such a thing without knowing me.

Could be caused by living about as far into the sticks as one can get.

What that means, VT, is that you're an intellectual hick.

Walker wrote: ↑Fri Sep 16, 2022 3:36 am What's ironic is the astonishing level of ignorance that you display by saying such a thing without knowing me.

Could be caused by living about as far into the sticks as one can get.

What that means, VT, is that you're an intellectual hick.

If you insist on speaking in gibberish and expect everyone else to 'translate' your bullshit, then don't complain when you get misunderstood. Boo hoo hoo...

vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Fri Sep 16, 2022 3:33 am It's not a fucking monkey.

That's right. It's a monkey dance, as stated. Haven't you ever done the monkey dance? Being a monkey is not a requirement to do the monkey dance.

I can't imagine you doing the monkey dance. Can't really imagine you happy.

Walker wrote: ↑Fri Sep 16, 2022 3:44 am

vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Fri Sep 16, 2022 3:33 am It's not a fucking monkey.

That's right. It's a monkey dance, as stated. Haven't you ever done the monkey dance? Being a monkey is not a requirement to do the monkey dance.

I can't imagine you doing the monkey dance. Can't really imagine you happy.

What the fuck does my happiness or otherwise have to do with you? Whatever a 'monkey dance' is, I would like to slap anyone who does it.

If you check out the link at 4:56, is that a banana he's holding?

NORM MACDONALD - "Vagina & Breasts"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0yFxeC1FWU



Good old Norm. He lived close to death most of his life.

Happiness is a precursor but not the cause of the monkey dance, at least for humans. That's sayin' it plain.

vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Fri Sep 16, 2022 3:50 am

Walker wrote: ↑Fri Sep 16, 2022 3:44 am

vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Fri Sep 16, 2022 3:33 am It's not a fucking monkey.

That's right. It's a monkey dance, as stated. Haven't you ever done the monkey dance? Being a monkey is not a requirement to do the monkey dance.

I can't imagine you doing the monkey dance. Can't really imagine you happy.

What the fuck does my happiness or otherwise have to do with you? Whatever a 'monkey dance' is, I would like to slap anyone who does it.

I feel the need for e-prime and your handicap of habitual confusion makes this a good place for practice.

- You should cry the boo-hoo for repeatedly coming up dry as the go-to method for encouraging troof to manifest as thought.

- Misunderstanding and various meandering, choice-filled journeys to meaning can create a resigned laziness. The laziness manifests as a dependence on the verb “to be,” and that makes understanding as elusive as a snow leopard sizing you up for the dual roles of luncheon date and daily special.

- I figure that mental sloth, not bothered by need, accounts for why.

- If one ditches the verb “to be,” then one must dust off word pictures to activate transmissions. Since doing so creates an anathema to the self-proclaimed, well-deserved laziness that has finally figured it all out, then if the waters of misunderstanding fail to part upon command or irrational foot-stamping, then the trusted self-preservation of the known automatically blames the human transmitter, rather than assign cause of befuddlement to empire preservation.

Walker wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:58 am

MagsJ wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 5:53 am When the offerings and suggestions are so dead.. I.. can’t.. even. 🫢

You Bet Your Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5n8CM0BCHo



Some of Charlie Chaplin’s physical comedy, because in the early days of electronic entertainment, simple acts of personal interaction were more of an art form.

Like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZGHR7J1lUQ

Two of my favourites..

Charlie Chaplin - The Lion's Cage.. https://youtu.be/79i84xYelZI


The Wonderful Insults of Groucho Marx.. https://youtu.be/pPHjJnFqs-s

Dane Cook
The Friend That Nobody Likes
https://youtu.be/uEO_28VrJLQ

Many comedians.. under one roof. QI.. it’s gotta be my favourite comedy show.

QI | Innuendos and Rude Bits.. https://youtu.be/TilkHhUXAS0


QI Compilation | Best Of One-Liners and Zingers.. https://youtu.be/1ICUGpQ4L6Q

MagsJ wrote: ↑Mon Sep 19, 2022 1:37 pm Two of my favourites..

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
- Mae West

Walker wrote: ↑Mon Sep 19, 2022 3:06 pm

MagsJ wrote: ↑Mon Sep 19, 2022 1:37 pm Two of my favourites..

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
- Mae West

..a reel funny lady.. great actress.. love the delivery.

Doris Day was another good female comedian, from back in the day.

Doris Delay. Really? That whole goody-goody act with The Rock could have been another level of irony.