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Harbal,

May I take the role of deist's Prime Mover?

seeds wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 5:54 pm

So does every aspect of the human character represent your character?
The "temporary" aspects of the human character are the result of the attenuated ("dampened") level of consciousness that humans are designed to function at during their short duration on earth.

All of that will change once you have experienced (via what you call "death") your second and final birth into the higher dimension of reality where your true and eternal form (the same form as me) will finally be revealed to you.

So being human is a bit like being a caterpillar, and we will all be celestial butterflies in the end. Cool.

Anyway, I understand you are really into being worshiped; so what's that all about, then?

henry quirk wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 7:04 pm Harbal,

May I take the role of deist's Prime Mover?

The role is yours, henry.

Dontaskme wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 6:36 pm This thread is a brilliant idea.

Oh it's nothing, really.

Harbal wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 7:33 pm

Dontaskme wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 6:36 pm This thread is a brilliant idea.

Oh it's nothing, really.

But Harbal, don’t you know how specially special you are.

I know you don’t like drawing too much attention to yourself.

🫣

Dontaskme wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 7:38 pm But Harbal, don’t you know how specially special you are.

Get away with you, there's nothing special about me. Why do you say I'm special?

You can go into detail if you like.

Harbal wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 7:30 pm

henry quirk wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 7:04 pm Harbal,

May I take the role of deist's Prime Mover?

The role is yours, henry.

Very good.

I turn it over to Him...

henry quirk wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 8:09 pm

Very good.

I turn it over to Him...

Which God is the best fighter?

seeds wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 5:54 pm

Harbal wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 7:29 pm So does every aspect of the human character represent your character?

The "temporary" aspects of the human character are the result of the attenuated ("dampened") level of consciousness that humans are designed to function at during their short duration on earth.

All of that will change once you have experienced (via what you call "death") your second and final birth into the higher dimension of reality where your true and eternal form (the same form as me) will finally be revealed to you.

Harbal wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 7:29 pm So being human is a bit like being a caterpillar, and we will all be celestial butterflies in the end. Cool.

Kind of, but only if you are imagining yourself as being a "celestial butterfly" that can create a universe out of the fabric of your own being, like I have done.

Harbal wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 7:29 pm Anyway, I understand you are really into being worshiped; so what's that all about, then?

I'm afraid you are mistaking me for those like your naughty brother Donald T and their need to be worshiped.

Yeah, sorry about that, but that "dampened" level of consciousness I mentioned earlier does have some negative consequences, in that it causes you guys to dimly imagine all kinds of silly assumptions about me.

Again, it's just temporary.
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Harbal wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 8:13 pm

henry quirk wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 8:09 pm

Very good.

I turn it over to Him...

Which God is the best fighter?

seeds wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 5:54 pm

Harbal wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 7:29 pm
So being human is a bit like being a caterpillar, and we will all be celestial butterflies in the end. Cool.

Kind of, but only if you are imagining yourself as being a "celestial butterfly" that can create a universe out of the fabric of your own being,

Of course, one would expect no less of a celestial butterfly.

seeds wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 8:24 pm

Harbal wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 7:29 pm Anyway, I understand you are really into being worshiped; so what's that all about, then?

I'm afraid you are mistaking me for those like your naughty brother Donald T and their need to be worshiped.

Yeah, sorry about that, but that "dampened" level of consciousness I mentioned earlier does have some negative consequences, in that it causes you guys to dimly imagine all kinds of silly assumptions about me.

So the worship thing is just the sillyness of humans? Do you know? I suspected it might be.

Okay, my next question is a bit sensitive, so you might have to whisper the answer. Who really got the "virgin" Mary up the duff?

Harbal wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 8:42 pm

seeds wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 5:54 pm

Harbal wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 7:29 pm
So being human is a bit like being a caterpillar, and we will all be celestial butterflies in the end. Cool.

Kind of, but only if you are imagining yourself as being a "celestial butterfly" that can create a universe out of the fabric of your own being,

Of course, one would expect no less of a celestial butterfly.

seeds wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 8:24 pm

Harbal wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 7:29 pm Anyway, I understand you are really into being worshiped; so what's that all about, then?

I'm afraid you are mistaking me for those like your naughty brother Donald T and their need to be worshiped.

Yeah, sorry about that, but that "dampened" level of consciousness I mentioned earlier does have some negative consequences, in that it causes you guys to dimly imagine all kinds of silly assumptions about me.

So the worship thing is just the sillyness of humans? Do you know? I suspected it might be.

Okay, my next question is a bit sensitive, so you might have to whisper the answer. Who really got the "virgin" Mary up the duff?

I don't like dealing in idle gossip.

However, if you are trying to get at whether or not it was me, the truth is, I don't have a penis or sperm-laden testicles, so I'll just leave it at that...
...(Psst, it was either Joseph, or that lecherous Japanese deity Izanagi who knocked-up his sister Izanami, who then gave birth to the islands of Japan).
And just a heads-up, if you continue on with that sort of salacious line of questioning, I may have to smite you...

...(ha, just kidding, make that cover you in boils and carbuncles).
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seeds wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 9:52 pm
I don't like dealing in idle gossip.

Well put more effort into it then.

seeds wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 9:52 pm
And just a heads-up, if you continue on with that sort of salacious line of questioning, I may have to smite you...

...(ha, just kidding, make that cover you in boils and carbuncles).

Damn, I had my heart set on a plague of frogs.


Next question: How much sin can I unleash by eating an orange. I'm not keen on apples; never have been.

Harbal wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 10:03 pm

seeds wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 9:52 pm
I don't like dealing in idle gossip.

Well put more effort into it then.

seeds wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 9:52 pm
And just a heads-up, if you continue on with that sort of salacious line of questioning, I may have to smite you...

...(ha, just kidding, make that cover you in boils and carbuncles).

Damn, I had my heart set on a plague of frogs.


Next question: How much sin can I unleash by eating an orange. I'm not keen on apples; never have been.

You've run out of coherent questions already?

That's very disappointing.
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Harbal wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 10:03 pm


Next question: How much sin can I unleash by eating an orange. I'm not keen on apples; never have been.

I guess the MacBook Pro is off the menu then?