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Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:58 pm
by Walker
Intellectual dishonesty is calling non-violent Christians hypocritical because they resist being slaughtered.
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 12:23 pm
by attofishpi
When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:36 pm
by Walker
attofishpi wrote: βFri Jan 24, 2020 12:23 pm
When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
I couldn't find this thread the other day but didn't look too hard, figuring it might have been cut.
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:37 pm
by Walker
When you ration poison into small doses you can build up a tolerance and integrate within those limitations.
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:46 pm
by Impenitent
Walker wrote: βFri Jan 24, 2020 10:37 pm
When you ration poison into small doses you can build up a tolerance and integrate within those limitations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9vq4oOKYF8
-Imp
Hey, where are da white women at?
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 3:01 am
by henry quirk
Sheriff Bart, Blazing Saddles
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 2:18 pm
by attofishpi
Wise men never sit and wail their loss, but cheerily seek how to redress their harms.
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:39 pm
by Impenitent
"So long, and thanks for all the fish..." - Douglas Adams
-Imp
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:29 am
by attofishpi
Impenitent wrote: βFri Jan 31, 2020 10:39 pm
"So long, and thanks for all the fish..." - Douglas Adams
-Imp
haha, pesky bloody dolphins.
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:40 am
by Dubious
Cesar inspired his men by stating "I came, I saw, I went"
When he was assinated he is reported to have said "Me too Brutus!"
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:58 am
by Walker
Double check that third I.
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 12:13 am
by Dubious
Walker wrote: βSun Feb 02, 2020 10:58 amDouble check that third I.
Nothing to double check. It's a direct quote by a college student in a history exam. It comes from a book called Non Campus Mentis and you wouldn't believe the stuff that's in there! There's also a kind of perverted meaning in the way "assinated" combines with "me too Brutus".
Here's another one...
Zorroastrologism was founded by Zorro. This was a dualist religion. The three gods were Good, Bad and Indifferent. These beliefs later resurfaced among the Manatees.
...and speaking of religion....
Judyism had one big god called "Yahoo".
Re Plato...
Plato invented reality. He was teacher to Harris Tottle author of The Republicans. Lust was a must of the Epicureans. Others were the Vegetarians and the Synthetics, who said, "If you can't play with it, why bother?"
Re Socrates...
Socrates was accused of sophmorism and sentenced to die of hemroyds.
"Judyism had one big god called "Yahoo"."
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 2:25 am
by henry quirk
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:48 pm
by Walker
Dubious wrote:β¦
Those are amazing. Looks like a good collection. Real conceptual malapropisms. Kids say the darnest things, only theyβre not kids.
A literal yodel, trademarked yokelly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFxkgsAwBr8
Little old lady who!
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:29 am
by attofishpi
Everybody has a small flame upon a candle that can ignite the true fire of their love, all it takes is others empathy.
atto.