The USA Wins Another Major Golf Championship!

[Hobbes' Choice]

Shame the US can't win a fucking war.

We did kick your ass a while back!

You lost the war of 1812

[Hobbes' Choice]

Yeah well, chalk that one down to home advantage. Besides, up to that point, you were our ass.

But we weren't your arse, were we.

No idea. Anyone know when America changed from arse to ass?

Yeah Americans are so busy buttfucking donkeys, their wires got crossed.

[Arising_uk]

I guess it wasn't simple enough yesterday for you limeys to play. By the way, can you explain why 3 of the 4 major golf championships are played in the United States?

Money?
p.s.
No forget that, I really don't care about Golf.

[bobevenson]

You also have to admire the time and effort you people put into inventing the game.

It's not like you to grant a concession, bob. Maybe your not such an oafish, attention seeking, mean spirited, egocentric, malevolently provocative, lying, cheating knob head, after all.

Please, I'm not Donald Trump.

[bobevenson]

I guess it wasn't simple enough yesterday for you limeys to play. By the way, can you explain why 3 of the 4 major golf championships are played in the United States?

Money?
p.s.
No forget that, I really don't care about Golf.

Right, even though you people invented the game, you can't play it at a competitive level against the Americans!

[Arising_uk]

Right, even though you people invented the game, you can't play it at a competitive level against the Americans!

I'm not Scottish?

And the results from the last ten Ryder Cup competitions are?

[bobevenson]

Shame the US can't win a fucking war.

We did kick your ass a while back!

You lost the war of 1812

Ever stop to think that maybe you don't know anything at all about the War of 1812?
"In the end we ask who won and who lost the War of 1812. The clear loser in this conflict without any doubt is the Native People of North America. In the summer of 1815, the United States signed fifteen treaties with the tribes, guaranteeing their status as of 1811. But it did not return an acre of land. The dream of the Indian state never came true."
-The War of 1812 Website

[vegetariantaxidermy]

From bob, who isn't at all patriotic.

[Dalek Prime]

Whoopee shit. I didn't place a bet on it, so made nothing from it. And wouldn't even have known about it (which would have been preferable) until I clicked on this purposefully annoying thread to find this absolutely useless infotainment. But, finding myself reading random garbage tonight, perhaps I'll look for more, just for a lark.

Thanks for vomiting here.

[Hobbes' Choice]

We did kick your ass a while back!

You lost the war of 1812

Ever stop to think that maybe you don't know anything at all about the War of 1812?

Yeah you made yourself unpopular with ex-pat Americans in Canada by raping their women and turned the whole country against you. Then after a bungled military campaign you had to fuck off home, then the British kicked your stupid arse and set light to the Whitehouse.

[bobevenson]

From bob, who isn't at all patriotic.

I just like to set you idiots straight!

[Arising_uk]

I just like to set you idiots straight!

What, that American governments are liars and cheaters who don't honour their agreements? We knew that already.

[Walker]

American Jim Furyk has a very unorthodox golf swing, and no one has ever scored a better round of golf (58, last week) although plenty have been on pace to do so after the first 9.

[Arising_uk]

He was a bastard to beat on EA's PGA Golf game.

[vegetariantaxidermy]

Why don't you list all the tournaments and tests that other countries have won in the past 10 years?