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Re: Public Notice Board

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 4:24 am
by Dalek Prime
Arising_uk wrote:
Dalek Prime wrote:It has come to our attention that there has been an alarming increase over the past millennia in overall malingering and loitering on this planet, and we would like it to cease.

Thank you.

- Management.
The Management can go fuck itself.
Well, all I can suggest is, you go down the hall, to the door on your right, and fill out a complaint form.

Re: Public Notice Board

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 12:36 pm
by thedoc
Hobbes' Choice wrote:
Dalek Prime wrote:
Dalek Prime wrote:It has come to our attention that there has been an alarming increase over the past millennia in overall malingering and loitering on this planet, and we would like it to cease.

Thank you.

- Management.
Welcome to management. Your new office is down the hall to your right. :)
Behind the door marked "BEWARE OF THE TIGER"
Don't forget your flashlight, (torch, to those on the wrong side of the pond).

Re: Public Notice Board

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 12:38 pm
by thedoc
Arising_uk wrote:
Dalek Prime wrote:It has come to our attention that there has been an alarming increase over the past millennia in overall malingering and loitering on this planet, and we would like it to cease.

Thank you.

- Management.
The Management can go fuck itself.
Is that before, or after, they do the secretary?

Re: Public Notice Board

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 12:39 pm
by Dalek Prime
thedoc wrote:
Hobbes' Choice wrote:
Dalek Prime wrote:
Welcome to management. Your new office is down the hall to your right. :)
Behind the door marked "BEWARE OF THE TIGER"
Don't forget your flashlight, (torch, to those on the wrong side of the pond).
Will you two stop warning them, please? I direct them to that office for a reason. :/

Re: Public Notice Board

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 12:47 pm
by Hobbes' Choice
thedoc wrote:
Hobbes' Choice wrote:
Dalek Prime wrote:
Welcome to management. Your new office is down the hall to your right. :)
Behind the door marked "BEWARE OF THE TIGER"
Don't forget your flashlight, (torch, to those on the wrong side of the pond).
Remember where your towel is at.

Re: Public Notice Board

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 12:48 pm
by Hobbes' Choice
Arising_uk wrote:
Dalek Prime wrote:It has come to our attention that there has been an alarming increase over the past millennia in overall malingering and loitering on this planet, and we would like it to cease.

Thank you.

- Management.
The Management can go fuck itself.
Can I watch?

Re: Public Notice Board

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 1:12 pm
by Dalek Prime
Hobbes' Choice wrote:
Arising_uk wrote:
Dalek Prime wrote:It has come to our attention that there has been an alarming increase over the past millennia in overall malingering and loitering on this planet, and we would like it to cease.

Thank you.

- Management.
The Management can go fuck itself.
Can I watch?
Only if you clean up afterwards with said towel. Management prides itself both on organizational 'fluidity' and a 'spotless' record.

Re: Public Notice Board

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 5:21 pm
by Dalek Prime
thedoc wrote:
Arising_uk wrote:
Dalek Prime wrote:It has come to our attention that there has been an alarming increase over the past millennia in overall malingering and loitering on this planet, and we would like it to cease.

Thank you.

- Management.
The Management can go fuck itself.
Is that before, or after, they do the secretary?
Before and after.

Re: Public Notice Board

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 5:59 pm
by Arising_uk
Dalek Prime wrote:Well, all I can suggest is, you go down the hall, to the door on your right, and fill out a complaint form.
Why would I need to complain? As I said...

Re: Public Notice Board

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 6:04 pm
by Dalek Prime
Arising_uk wrote:
Dalek Prime wrote:Well, all I can suggest is, you go down the hall, to the door on your right, and fill out a complaint form.
Why would I need to complain? As I said...
And as I said, go fill out the form.

Re: Public Notice Board

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 8:21 pm
by Arising_uk
As I said...
and its forms.

Re: Public Notice Board

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 10:49 pm
by thedoc
Note all complaints should be written in large legible letters in the space provided below.

Complaints,
[__]
(note, anything outside the space will be disregarded.)
Thankyou.

Re: Public Notice Board

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 10:50 pm
by thedoc
thedoc wrote:Note all complaints should be written in large legible letters in the space provided below.

Complaints,
[__]
(note, anything outside the space will be disregarded.)
Thankyou.

AK, I hope that isn't too much space for you to do your thing.

Re: Public Notice Board

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 10:53 pm
by thedoc
Dalek Prime wrote:
Hobbes' Choice wrote:
Arising_uk wrote: The Management can go fuck itself.
Can I watch?
Only if you clean up afterwards with said towel. Management prides itself both on organizational 'fluidity' and a 'spotless' record.
You let him use a towel?

Re: Public Notice Board

Posted: Mon May 16, 2016 3:32 am
by Dalek Prime
thedoc wrote:
Dalek Prime wrote:
Hobbes' Choice wrote: Can I watch?
Only if you clean up afterwards with said towel. Management prides itself both on organizational 'fluidity' and a 'spotless' record.
You let him use a towel?
In all fairness, you gave AK too much space for his complaint. But no worries on the towel side. We switched it for a small, one-ply paper towel.