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vegetariantaxidermy wrote: All we get now is bland, bland, bland, with no wit or personality.
Tom,tbieter wrote:A an at social gathering A WOMAN SAID " Mr. C, you are drunk." iC replied: "Madam, you are ugly. IN THE MORNING I WILL BE SOBER.uwot wrote:Winston Churchill was handy with an insult. I forget who he upset, but someone said to him: 'Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your food.' To which he replied: 'Madam, if you were my wife, I'd eat it.'
Do you have a problem reading a thread, this one has been posted already. And your typing is sloppy.tbieter wrote:A an at social gathering A WOMAN SAID " Mr. C, you are drunk." iC replied: "Madam, you are ugly. IN THE MORNING I WILL BE SOBER.
I wouldn't know. I meant politicians world-wide. Who's the bland creature now PMing England? Fuck, I can't even think of his name.thedoc wrote:vegetariantaxidermy wrote: All we get now is bland, bland, bland, with no wit or personality.
New Zealand is such a pretty country, pity they have such nasty people there.
How long ago since you were last there, doc? I lived there for over twenty years and still spend at least 8-10 weeks a year there and I just back from there the week before last. I actually do more business in NZ than I do here and reckon I know the country at least as well as I know this one. Where are these nasty people you speak of?thedoc wrote:New Zealand is such a pretty country, pity they have such nasty people there.
Thick as pigshit is our Tony but I don't think he'll be much longer in his job. Even the members of his own party mock his intellectual shallowness and there's precious few amongst them who have much to brag about themselves in that department. We truly are the lucky country downunder because we've prospered despite a succession of incompetent governments going back for twenty years. The last truly competent Prime Minister we had was Paul Keating, but he was never really very popular with the general population.vegetariantaxidermy wrote:When Tony Abbott says 'I'm all ears' you know he REALLY means it.
Hate to say it, but you used to be the most awesome country on the planet, until you became America's bitch.Obvious Leo wrote:Thick as pigshit is our Tony but I don't think he'll be much longer in his job. Even the members of his own party mock his intellectual shallowness and there's precious few amongst them who have much to brag about themselves in that department. We truly are the lucky country downunder because we've prospered despite a succession of incompetent governments going back for twenty years. The last truly competent Prime Minister we had was Paul Keating, but he was never really very popular with the general population.vegetariantaxidermy wrote:When Tony Abbott says 'I'm all ears' you know he REALLY means it.
We've been America's bitch since 1945, VT. We made our Faustian pact with the devil immediately after WWII and have had ample occasion to regret it ever since.vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Hate to say it, but you used to be the most awesome country on the planet, until you became America's bitch.
Philosophy Explorer wrote:I DID NOT SEE IT.tbieter wrote:A an at social gathering A WOMAN SAID " Mr. C, you are drunk." iC replied: I"Madam, you are ugly. IN THE MORNING I WILL BE SOBER.uwot wrote:Winston Churchill was handy with an insult. I forget who he upset, but someone said to him: 'Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your food.' To which he replied: 'Madam, if you were my wife, I'd eat it.'
Tom,
I hate to tell you this. The second joke about Churchill was already done a few posts up by Obvious Leo (and if that insults you, remember the thread we're on).
PhilX