True Story of the Day

[promethean75]

Ya know i really don't like that i can't post images anymore. I was going to make a funny and say fishpie's return calls for a round of Fosters and then post a pic of Jody Foster and her family and say "oops wrong Fosters" and then post a pic of the beer.

Now, wouldn't that have been funny? Of course it would have.

Rick, how many pounds do you need to bring back the pics? I need images and memes 'n shit. I do some of my best work with em.

[promethean75]

Yeah I dunno what's up with that old battle-axe. Earlier she and Fairy were on the porch knitting socks together when two weeks ago they were ready to kill each other.

[Gary Childress]

Ya know i really don't like that i can't post images anymore. I was going to make a funny and say fishpie's return calls for a round of Fosters and then post a pic of Jody Foster and her family and say "oops wrong Fosters" and then post a pic of the beer.

Now, wouldn't that have been funny? Of course it would have.

Rick, how many pounds do you need to bring back the pics? I need images and memes 'n shit. I do some of my best work with em.

That is pretty funny to visualize and think about.

[accelafine]

Hmm. Loathes mother--check

Loathes women--check

Exposes himself to girls--check

Wants to have the 'freedom' to deposit himself on grass plots close to playgrounds--check.

Is OBSESSED with serial killers--the more depraved the better--and finds them irresistibly sexy--check.

The only one missing is animal torture but that's probably in there somewhere.

[Gary Childress]

Does this mean we can't have the Fosters?

[accelafine]

In fact the ONLY 'empathy' I've seen from him is for the sub-human monster who stabbed those little girls to death and not for the girls or their families whose lives are now ruined.

[promethean75]

But for stopping the bed wetting at the normal age, i was at the top of my class with my macdonald triad score. But i confess, I wasn't terribly mean to animals. Swung a cat around by the tail one time, and i drowned my pet gerbil. This was around 8 years old, i wanna say. Right about the time the old man got custody of me and started in on me with the belt Rocky Mount white trash style. The oldest of six, poor family, alcoholic father never around. My old man had to grow up fast, and four years in the military turned him into a punishing machine. The old lady called social services on him once when she saw the black and blue marks all over my ass and legs. At any rate, what's a kid to do when he can't beat his dad's ass for whippin' em like that? He takes it out on the neighborhood cat.

I always thought fire was kewl and twice did i set something inappropriate on fire. My old lady's peacock feather arrangement in a giant vase and a pile of leaves i put on the sidewalk, set on fire, and scampered off to hide and watch what happened. Well, somebody driving by stopped and stomped it out. It was just a little pile. I didn't set the goddamn woods on fire or nothing.

Yeah, i am definitely a serial killer. I just haven't ever killed anyone. It sucks but it's just something i have to go through... being a poser, living a life as a fake-ass psychopath simping amatuer flasher knowing Ted and the gang are laughing at me right now because i wouldn't ever kill a sexy beast unless she had a machine gun and was getting ready to waste me with it.

Well fuck them. I don't need them and my level of sexual deviance is just fine. I don't need to impress any of those assholes.

[accelafine]

Narcissistic personality; always talking about himself because it's his favourite topic--check.

Animal cruelty--check.

[promethean75]

This old quack reads off a checklist of charges like she's my fuckin biographer and then when i attempt to speak on my behalf, I'm called a narcissist for talking about myself. Unbelievable.

This woman is no forensic psychiatrist. She's a fraud and you can disregard her checklist entirely. Any real forensic psychiatrist would encourage me to talk about myself so they can study me.

[promethean75]

Please ask me about my experiences at summer camp when I was eleven.

[accelafine]

Stop whining. All you have to do is claim to be 'trans', change you name and sex on your birth certificate, put on a horrible cheap wig, and bob's your uncle--you will be lauded as 'stunning and brave'' and have your own entourage of handmaidens to fawn and simper over you. You might even get an olympic gold medal or a 'best actress' oscar and as an added bonus you will get all the access to children you could ever want.

[accelafine]

Gary could do the same thing. He could 'come out' as a 'transbian' and might even finally lose his virginity.

[Age]

How sweet. The two schizoids are having a bromance.

Back off woman. I see you are running with the evil witch of the East personality today.

*People, keep clear of accelafine she's in c~nt mode

How often is "accelafine" NOT in LOATHSOME and HATRED mode?

[Age]

Yeah I dunno what's up with that old battle-axe. Earlier she and Fairy were on the porch knitting socks together when two weeks ago they were ready to kill each other.

Those two can CHANGE from HATING to LOVING, and back again, and even more than once, in an hour or two, let alone in a week or two.

[Age]

Hmm. Loathes mother--check

Loathes women--check

Exposes himself to girls--check

Wants to have the 'freedom' to deposit himself on grass plots close to playgrounds--check.

Is OBSESSED with serial killers--the more depraved the better--and finds them irresistibly sexy--check.

The only one missing is animal torture but that's probably in there somewhere.

Loathes most men AND some children -- check.

And, ONCE AGAIN, if ANY one is Truly INTERESTED and would like the PROOF, then let 'us' have A discussion.