Gary's Corner

[Gary Childress]

I belong in an asylum.

[Gary Childress]

Where are the asylums now that the idiot Foucault got them abolished?

[Gary Childress]

Foucault was evil, just like me. The world was a shitfest for him too. So God gave him AIDS to shut him up.

[Gary Childress]

Did Foucault bring about the death of the clinic, where there was once a birth of the clinic?

[Gary Childress]

Are doctors evil?

[Gary Childress]

It seems to me that doctors are good.

[Gary Childress]

But are doctors as good for the healthy as they are for the sick?

[Gary Childress]

Too much medication makes Gary a dull boy. But it's better to be dull and inert than sharp and dangerous. Right?

[Gary Childress]

The difference between mania and an epiphany is a matter of good and bad. Mania is bad. Epiphanies are good.

[Gary Childress]

I belong in an asylum but God has made the world a prison instead. Or maybe humans have made the world a prison? But if God created humans, then is it not God's fault for how he designed us?

[Gary Childress]

Actually, I'm not in prison. I am free to roam the countryside. Unless, of course, humans decide they don't like what I say, in which case humans put me in an asylum. And when there are no asylums, they make do with prisons. I belong in a containment facility.

[Gary Childress]

The mouth is mightier than the muscle.

[Gary Childress]

Or the mightiest muscles are the ones that move the mouth.

[Gary Childress]

So who is going to go to the asylum, me or you? I'll volunteer to go because I am evil and I know it.

[Gary Childress]

I am evil because I am critical of God, and God is perfect and always right. To be critical of the world's creator is the ultimate evil.