Philosophy Now Forum

bobevenson wrote:No, you're totally wrong. Since there is no rational explanation for the SCP letter, it must be an act of God, whether you or anybody else believes it or not. ...

bobevenson wrote:Theist, agnostic, atheist. As Bob the Baptist, I can tell you that the first and third are fools, and absolute fools at that.

bobevenson wrote:Anybody who isn't an agnostic is a fool.

So you are an absolute fool.

bobevenson wrote:

Obvious Leo wrote:Lacewing. Try and keep up. Any event that has no rational explanation must have an irrational one by definition.

Wrong, just because an event has no rational explanation doesn't mean it has an irrational one.

I believe that the definition of an event that has no rational explanation is irrational. I think that we should list the English language as something Bob has no understanding of.

bobevenson wrote: Since there is no rational explanation for the SCP letter, it must be an act of God, whether you or anybody else believes it or not.

Actually there is a rational explanation for the SCP letter, Robert Burrows was just blowing you off so that you wouldn't bother him again with your nonsense.

bobevenson wrote:

Lacewing wrote:

bobevenson wrote:Since there is no rational explanation for the SCP letter, it must be an act of God, whether you or anybody else believes it or not.

Anything that has no rational explanation is an act of God?

Yes, absolutely, if there is no rational explanation, such as the mystical events surrounding Ouzo!

So what do you prophesy for this year 2016?
Tell us all, oh wise one what is going to happen!

Obvious Leo wrote:Lacewing. Try and keep up. Any event that has no rational explanation must have an irrational one by definition.

So what do you prophesy for this year 2016?
Tell us all, oh wise one what is going to happen!

Hobbes' Choice wrote:So what do you prophesy for this year 2016? Tell us all, oh wise one what is going to happen!

Prophet
1. a person who foretells or predicts what is to come.
2. a person who speaks for God or a deity, or by divine inspiration.

You are speaking about Definition No. 1, but I am Definition No. 2.

bobevenson wrote:

Hobbes' Choice wrote:So what do you prophesy for this year 2016? Tell us all, oh wise one what is going to happen!

Prophet
1. a person who foretells or predicts what is to come.
2. a person who speaks for God or a deity, or by divine inspiration.

You are speaking about Definition No. 1, but I am Definition No. 2.

You forgot 3.


3. Those who are totally arrested before the age of three so that they show the attainment of a two-year-old child or less; these are the idiots. Those so retarded that they become permanently arrested between the ages of three and seven; these are imbeciles.

Hobbes' Choice wrote:

bobevenson wrote:

Hobbes' Choice wrote:So what do you prophesy for this year 2016? Tell us all, oh wise one what is going to happen!

Prophet
1. a person who foretells or predicts what is to come.
2. a person who speaks for God or a deity, or by divine inspiration.

You are speaking about Definition No. 1, but I am Definition No. 2.

You forgot 3.

3. Those who are totally arrested before the age of three so that they show the attainment of a two-year-old child or less; these are the idiots. Those so retarded that they become permanently arrested between the ages of three and seven; these are imbeciles.

You're absolutely right, I didn't mean to leave you out.

Hobbes' Choice wrote:

bobevenson wrote:

Hobbes' Choice wrote:So what do you prophesy for this year 2016? Tell us all, oh wise one what is going to happen!

Prophet
1. a person who foretells or predicts what is to come.
2. a person who speaks for God or a deity, or by divine inspiration.

You are speaking about Definition No. 1, but I am Definition No. 2.

You forgot 3.


3. Those who are totally arrested before the age of three so that they show the attainment of a two-year-old child or less; these are the idiots. Those so retarded that they become permanently arrested between the ages of three and seven; these are imbeciles.

What a cowinkidink, Bob has 3 letters in his name, and Bob is doing a #3 in the bathroom.

bobevenson wrote:...
2. a person who speaks for God or a deity, or by divine inspiration.

You are speaking about Definition No. 1, but I am Definition No. 2.[/size][/b]

bobevenson wrote:Theist, agnostic, atheist. As Bob the Baptist, I can tell you that the first and third are fools, and absolute fools at that.

bobevenson wrote:Anybody who isn't an agnostic is a fool.

So you're an absolute fool?

bobevenson wrote:Please, no lame posts.

Then what will you write about from now on?

Dear Mr. Evenson,

It has been brought to our attention that you have an excessive amount of ideas that you have no rational explanation for, which we believe places you in one of our highest rankings. We therefore grant you our PREMIUM CREDENTIAL certificate, which you may display proudly on your wall in a cheap plastic frame.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Center for Relentlessly Absurd Prophesying (CRAP) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . Authenticates the qualifications of Mr. Bob Evenson as Supreme Nutjob . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . All theories put forth from this day forward will be verified with this Authentic Credential . . . . .

Sincerely,

U. Suck
Senior Spokesman for All Things Divine

Lacewing wrote:Dear Mr. Evenson,

It has been brought to our attention that you have an excessive amount of ideas that you have no rational explanation for, which we believe places you in one of our highest rankings. We therefore grant you our PREMIUM CREDENTIAL certificate, which you may display proudly on your wall in a cheap plastic frame.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Center for Relentlessly Absurd Prophesying (CRAP) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . Authenticates the qualifications of Mr. Bob Evenson as Supreme Nutjob . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . All theories put forth from this day forward will be verified with this Authentic Credential . . . . .

Sincerely,

U. Suck
Senior Spokesman for All Things Divine

Wow!

Now we know he's certified to be a nutjob.

PhilX

Lacewing wrote:

bobevenson wrote:Please, no lame posts.

Then what will you write about from now on?

Yes, Bob will have to stop posting altogether, but then what will the rest of us laugh at?