I am pretty sure this goes with out saying but if you liked The Hobbit: An Unexpected Joourney you will love The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug.
It has Stephen Fry in it as the Mayor of Lake Town and a sort of anti capitalist, noble pompous ass, riddled with gout, if you can believe it, that should be on its own enough, but it's a great sequel for Tolkien lovers, fantasy lovers and even people who like Harry Potter. Can't recommend it enough and I am so looking forward to part III, The Battle of the Five Armies is I think going to be epic. I mean Vampires, Werewolves, Orcs, Versus Eagles and Dwarves. You aint gonna miss that, even if you hate fantasy, although you might...
Few criticisms, The Legoland bits seemed needlessly extended, yes he was in The Hobbit in that he lived in that place where the Elves hang out, in Mirkwood, although he's not directly mentioned and plays no major role IIRC; allowing for artistic license though be warned, there's a lot of him: they do tend to use The Orlando Bloom - look at the pretty man, look at his eyes, ooooo those eyes you could get lost in them etc, which if you are a woman and like men you will probably love, but if you are a bloke you may find it a little too ooooooo look at the elf, shiny elf, ooooo, you may not, maybe you have a thing about Orlando Bloom who knows, but forewarned is forearmed - thing a little too much. It's also a little overly concerned with itself and Beorn (Half man half bear skin changer) seems to be making it up as he goes along, Smaug however is brilliantly realised and the Battle at Dol Goldur The HQ of the so called Necromancer (Won't spoiler it, if you loved The Lord of the Rings, let's just say you will absolutely love it.)
Actors to watch well that aren't CGI Thranduil (who you might remember as the Elf Lord in the first part who leaves Thorin to his fate) is brilliantly played as is Bard of Lake Town the son of its once Lord. Legoland's love interest and strangely Kili's (that'd be the artistic license again), also a very good piece of acting. Keep an eye open too for Azog the Defiler, and his henchmen and son Bolg The Bloody Thoroughly Not Nice, excellently well played antagonists, mostly CGI though of course.
SPOILER ALERT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_U6y8kJaY
I posted this on another thread, but it's a spoiler laden clip, so I suggest if you have not seen the film and not read The Hobbit, or by some miracle not seen The Lord of the Rings, never read The Book, and never want to and frankly find all fantasy a pile of shit, and thus by some odd quirk of fate, you want to see it without all the secrets that are revealed, you don't watch it.
SPOILER ALERT:
viewtopic.php?f=20&t=12519
It was this thread and it goes without saying if you don't want the whole set of films spoiled, don't click on the link, if you do and read the whole thing, you only have yourself to blame.
Ash nazg durbatulûk,
Ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk
Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
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One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
If by some miracle you did watch all this, despite all the spoiler alerts you are a dummard. It's not my fault if you ignored the bold type. You are not a wizard or in Orkish a saruku, lit old man, or wise man. Sharku, Saruman, as he is known, old man, Sharkey and so on aka an old wise man and so on. I have no sympathy for your reading comprehension Saruku.
