True Story of the Day

[promethean75]

I have incredible difficulty watching remakes or continuations of old movies becuz the gen Z actors in em are so horrible and empty inside. I did watch Romulus and thought it sucked. Paid fifteen dollars to watch that crap.

[promethean75]

https://youtu.be/A_hIGPJScvQ

What a fucked up situation this is. How else can u advertise a treatment for Peyronie's disease? U can't just show a bent johnson on TV, and u can't use a banana because bananas are all bent. You'd have to contrast a straight banana against a bent one in order to convey the effectiveness of the treatment, and u simply can't do that. Ah. Carrots. It's gotta be carrots, then.

Next, they have to convey how saddened and embarrassed your wife is for u, and how do u do that with the carrots? You put a plate of carrots on the kitchen counter with a bent one on the top of the pile. U and your wife are standing in the kitchen and everything's cool until u two see the bent carrot. U look at her, she looks at u. Everything in the room dissappears but that bent carrot. That goddamn carrot sitting there staring up at u and your wife. It feels like a small eternity has passed but it's only been five seconds. Your wife sees the carrot and then looks at u, her sympathetic and forgiving eyes console u in your moment of grief. 'We'll do this together, honey. We'll do this together' she says as she embraces u.

[promethean75]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxAlhh3G6tG9 ... Ez3VRi89qP

Finally somebody gets it! This guy understands. I am going insane watching these stupid fucking commercials on the TV.

This Rocket Money nonsense. Some fuckin app designer that can't do any real work invents this crap. WTF is it for? Are u tellin me that there ARE people in the world who wouldn't notice losing $700 on subscriptions without having this stupid app to tell them?

Rocket Money: for people who don't know how to click the hotlink in the email that says 'unsubscribe'.

What a stupid fuckin app.

[promethean75]

Why isn't the federal government cloud seeding in the skies over california's fires right now? They can produce torrential rain storms over north Vietnamese supply routes but they can't put out a simple fire in california?

[promethean75]

Every other fuckin day this wretched hag is aksing me to go to the vape shop to get her another vape. I get her off the cigarettes years ago with the vape - vaping is less dangerous and less expensive - and now the goddamn vaping is costing as much as or more than the cigarettes. I tryda get her on the 'On' nicotine pouches and she says she duddint like em.

I get the little novo2 jobs. Fifty bucks. She goes through one in like eight days. Burns em out. Smokes em so hard one vape can't even keep up with her. She's got one or two more charging on standby... if they even work at all. It's the most aburd thing u will ever see. Hunched over the keyboard in a candy crush tournament with some other cat lady. She's got the vape so hot u could spot weld with thing. To the left and right of the computer monitor are stacks of little paper notes that stand at least seven inches off the desk. She doesn't know how to use her computer note pad. I'm on the couch waiting for the Jacuzzi Bath Remodel commercial to come on again and i hear what sounds like Al Capone shout at me to go to the store and get em a vape....


https://voca.ro/1c9tKKx62uIe

[promethean75]

That cat u hear at the end never stops meowing. Never. Except when it sleeps. He, too, is a prisoner in this ninth circle of hell. If i could get somebody to rent to me I'd fuckin steal em from this monster and take him with me becuz he is a cool cat... just overburdened with existential anxiety and grief becuz he's been outside before... but is not allowed outside anymore (becuz he has to be watched or he'll bolt, and for fear of getting fleas)... so he's had a taste of something fantastic he'll never know again. He's constantly pacing about, looking out the storm door or window at the outside world. That strange place where there were no walls or ceilings. And to make it worse, he'll see the neighbors cat Tom across the street or in the yard. This is why we sing Hello It's Me together often.

On some real shit tho that cat will modify his meow to sound more and more like 'hello' if u lead him in conversation. He's like a fuckin parrot almost. If u don't engage, his meows will remain the same structure.

What is the purpose of animal's mimicking behavior in this respect? Parrots, for example. Does any other species produce a grammar that is learned from another species, one which they did not originally have?

Discuss.

[promethean75]

Producer's note to fans and critics alike. The problem of whether or not posting audio recordings like mine is appropriate in a forum, is resolved by considering other social media like podcasting, live streaming, video making, etc.

Better i should say the problem is changed, not resolved. The problem would not be then 'is this appropriate', but is this really inappropriate, here, at a philosophy forum.

Even being devoid of anything philosophical, it still couldn't be inappropriate when placed in a least serious and philosophical thread, could it?

The problem we are faced with is the ontology of the categories or appropriateness and how they correspond to their substances and the defining features of their classification status. Sometimes place X where Y is inappropriate can be identical enough to Z so that it may pass as an appropriate place for Y.

Ergo, through transbivalent discursion I can show that a church is equivalent to a shoddy dive bar in downtown Milwaukee, and therefore vulgar jokes are appropriate in church.

[promethean75]

https://streamable.com/abikkc

[promethean75]

I have a confession to make. I just commited a felony by ordering two sausage biscuits at Hardees.

The drive-through attendant was less than eighteen years old, and by law i am not allowed to converse with minors without informing supervising adults that i am a SEX OFFENDER.

My bad. I totally forgot to park first, go inside, inform the manager that i am a SEX OFFENDER and that I will be ordering from an employee who's a minor, go back to my car, and then proceed through the drive-through. So, I'm turning myself in.

[Harbal]

I have a confession to make. I just commited a felony by ordering two sausage biscuits at Hardees.

The drive-through attendant was less than eighteen years old, and by law i am not allowed to converse with minors without informing supervising adults that i am a SEX OFFENDER.

My bad. I totally forgot to park first, go inside, inform the manager that i am a SEX OFFENDER and that I will be ordering from an employee who's a minor, go back to my car, and then proceed through the drive-through. So, I'm turning myself in.

Can't you just wear a sex offender badge or sticker, so you don't have to bother with informing anybody?

[promethean75]

I'm having t-shirts made.

[attofishpi]

I'm having t-shirts made.

I'd imagine it would be ..."FLASH---???"

Flashcock Offender?

Flash something, since that's all you did..

[promethean75]

Front of shirt: I AM AN EXHIBITIONIST SEX OFFENDER

Back of shirt: What you can do:

1. Find my address online and vandalize my property and/or execute me.
2. Refuse to rent to me
3. Refuse to hire me
4. Ban me from international travel
5. Have me arrested for trespassing when living under a bridge (if 2).
6. Tell friends I'm a rapist
7. Help me pay for breast implants so i can breast feed in public without being arrested.
8. Not arrest 1,276,000 male pornstars for exposing themselves online.
9. Thank John Walsh the statutory rapist SEX OFFENDER for creating the SO registry.
10. Vote republican.

[henry quirk]

A suggestion: shut up about it. Quit advertising it.

It's nuthin' to be proud of. No one admires you for it.

What you did wasn't courageous or startling or transgressive. It was stupid and low.

You demeaned yourself then and you demean yourself now.

Be better.

[promethean75]

No no u dumb bumpkin, all this is above your pay grade so don't try to figure it out.

What I'm doing is leaving an online journal so that if and when i'm like 'a'ight, that's quite enough of this shit' and go into full ninja mode, i can laugh at the fact that the world has read it and is still like 'golly gee gosh, why'd he do it?'