Philosophy Now Forum

The largest herd of Shaniquas ever observed in one location. This is an extremely rare event. Notice the brave park rangers trying to control the herd.


https://kaotic.com/video/771a700d_20240729201220_t

I installed three replacement windows for a russian couple yesterday and the wife was totally flirting with me right in front of zee russian guy.

It's one of those situations where when they marry, the guy looks decent, but then the married life makes em overweight and unsexy and the wife is no longer attracted to em but they stay together anyway for family and financial reasons. Poor girl prolly hasn't been fucked right in over a decade.

When i get there she answers the door in sweat pants and a pull over. Fifteen minutes later she comes up stairs and into the room I'm working in wearing jean shorts, a tight t-shirt and she's got her hair down. Then she starts fiddling around with stuff in the room to have an excuse to be up there. I finish the last window and reach for the broom to sweep up but she playfully grabs the broom from me and says she'll do it.

Lol i bet hubby knew what was going on and didn't even care. I made my best effort to not talk to her so I wouldn't make the poor guy upset.

I have to do that alot, actually. Make a concerted effort not to interact with guys' girlfriends in public becuz the guys get jealous and feel threatened. Sometimes this pisses me off too. Stop staring at me dude. I'm not your problem. Your girlfriend is.

https://kaotic.com/video/d97060eb_20240731042544_t

It's unfortunate that these people aren't educated enough to know how important having a balanced diet is. Meats and fruits are essential, but there are no vegetables or starches in this meal.

https://youtu.be/6vk2b1Nl19k

It's like a bunch of chrisians came down from heaven to shoot a commercial. I'm so goddamn happy after seeing this i don't know what to do.

Casey (the cat) and i are practicing Rundgren's Hello It's Me again if u guys wanna hear it. We're still working on the first part tho and haven't made much progress.

https://voca.ro/1njRU380UEes

Oh i just thought of something. Imagine that.

Kay u know how at the earliest stages of human evolution, racial identification and homogeneity was a behavior evolved from utilizing protective measures for survival. Those cavemen across the river don't look like us so watch out, u guys.

Now check this out. Right at about the same time they had evolved an intelligence high enough to be able to recognize the similarity between races and that looking different didn't necessarily constitute a threat, they also became intelligent enough to begin religious/metaphysical thinking and start conceiving of gods... and so any progress they had made toward overcoming that archaic prejudice was immediately sapped by the introduction of a new idea: the races, tribes, societies, etc., are created by different, opposing gods... so we can't be friends.

Thousands and thousands of years of frontal cortex development for naught. The second the sonsabitches were about to shake hands and be like 'hey we're all the same just tryna make a living', they became too goddamn smart to avoid superstitious thinking (which demands and requires a very complex brain) and went right back to war with each other.

Ain't that a bitch?

p.s. this is an original idea so please don't tryda steal it.

Black peoples that vote for Don T got the 'ol Stockholm syndrome. They've been enslaved and disenfranchised by capitalists for so long, they start emulating em.

These are different from house n*ggas, tho. A house n*gga doesn't aspire to be like his master. He just follows orders from em. Today's black conservatives are the small hair salon and clothing line business owners and some of the rappers, drug dealers and gangstas. These are the ones who have the philosophy 'if u can't beat em, join em'.

Just saw a clip of four thuglifes sittin in a hair salon all agreeing with Don T about KUHmala's change of race desgination. They totally dissed a sista and didn't even blink.

I wonder if the total amount of expenditures of social media platforms and news networks for circulating and airing all the critically important information about the... gasp... mispronounciation of Harris's first name is enough to feed and clothe a small country yet. Think so?

Just a guess but maybe the doll doesn't take quarters?

https://kaotic.com/video/dc617faf_20240802214113_t

Do u guys realize we're the first generation in the history of homo erectus intellectulus to have sustained prolonged philosophical dialogue with large groups of people without anyone being physically present?

The internet debate forums kicked off around 2000 A.D., and we were the monkeys being shot into its cyberspace.

https://youtu.be/prFWX-t7aW4

Did that guy's inner dork kid just say p-p-p-p power charge?

Omg look at this potbelly pig, u guys. Isn't he precious? His name is Aiden, and he's been vetted and neutered, so there's a small rehoming fee.

Would this lesbian have beaten the queen alien at the end of the movie faster than Sigourney Weaver did? I say yes.

I think you stated you watched Alien Romulus - how bloody awesome was that shit?

The android from Alien (not Aliens) all fucked up - of course not the same instance of the android, but the same model - so TRUE to the original 1 n 2 Alien films.

..and gues what - an Alien VR game is being release soon - shit my pants time!