True Story of the Day

[promethean75]

https://kaotic.com/video/f20c53f7_20240622012428_t

Thoughts?
Views?

[promethean75]

https://judaism.stackexchange.com/quest ... hedrin-54b

Woah woah woah. Stop. Why can chicks have sex at three years old but boys gotta wait until they’re nine? That’s not fair at all.

“I came to fulfill the jewish law” - jesus

Yeah i bet u did, buddy.

[promethean75]

https://youtu.be/C_9SqtzfSY4

Hey can u stop doing that thing with your shoulders, hold still, and just read the fuckin script please?

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How does this work. It works only becuz it doesn't work for the vast majority of people who use it. The only way these assholes can afford to pay for your transmission is if five other customers pay their premiums and end up never needing an engine repair.

Your free transmission equals three years of payments made by people who'll never need the service they're paying for (and who will never get their money back).

The insurance industry is a capitalist favorite.

[promethean75]

Regarding the 'suckers and losers' comment Don is alleged to have said, there's a shit ton of other comments alleged to have been made and corroborating statements made by some people seem to confirm it.

I did remember Don's comment about McCain getting caught so he wasn't a hero. Everybody remembers that one.

If u examine all the comments alleged to have been made, you'll get this vision of a secret club of filthy rich scumbags with high blood pressure, semistoned on prescription pain killers and martinis gathered on a golf course smoking cigars and cracking jokes about how they dodged the draft not like those other morons.

[promethean75]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcRco15L8C ... svA5_cvPCo

"We casted further for the pomp and we got the freakin pomp. Let's go dude!"

"We're all in."

Not five minutes before that pompano that dude caught like a thirty pound shark.

[promethean75]

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxuji5PXwKES ... V-3DUDuGR9

Noted, and I'd have never thought of that. I woulda caught that thing and either a) try to pin his tail down with my foot but still get stung and die on the beach, or b) chicken out, cut the line and send him back with the hook still in his grill... and that's an exceptionally uncool thing to do.

[promethean75]

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx_QBOl21U7e ... ouEGvcYptT

Look at Dean and Ricky pullin black drum from under that bridge good gracious!

Mute the above video and play this over it instead.

[promethean75]

Providence and Pompano
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxFNc1F3-R7u ... Nv663nTvJj


Whole school of mullet ridin in that rip tide i betcha. Man's pullin doubles between the breaks on blood worms.

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx9__v1ZPj0T ... g-P1NL4P8o

[promethean75]

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/boa/ ... 11910.html

I'm starting to get carried away and have fantasies and that always leads to doing impulsive shit but bro i could live in the Seaswirl. Straight up. I wonder how that would even work. Isn't there this maritime thing where if i live on a boat i don't technically live in a state in which case I wouldn't need to register an address as a SEX OFFENDER? Have i found a loop hole?

Look at that Striper Seaswirl tho baby. Ain't she handsome? 5.0 liter. Classic, sexy and stout, but she's fast for a big girl. Looks like minimal beer stains on the seats. Owner wasn't too fat becuz the seat cushions aren't flattened.

That's a fine vessel indeed, laddy. What kind of insurance u gotta have for one of these?

[promethean75]

Woah hold up look at this one. An 88, but look at the shape it's in. That's like a corvette on water, mate. But there's no cabin space. Goddamit. Listen i don't wanna have to wait and save up a bunch more. I want a goddamn boat and i want one now. I'm goin hard like Veruca Salt or sumthin. This thing is slick af tho.

https://raleigh.craigslist.org/boa/d/ca ... 93467.html

[promethean75]

Just lost another big job ($1000) I'd have done in 1.5 days, becuz of my record.

Gonna put this one on the state's tab, too. Bro by the time i start collecting debts the state is gonna be so far in my pocket it'll never get out.

Woe to he who has a badge on his shirt or the word 'god' in his mouth. Verily, i say to the state.

[promethean75]

The value of a dollar to a middle class person and a homeless person at the intersection on a hot summer day who can't go into the burger king to drink water from the bathroom faucet becuz the cops get called on em, is so extraordinarily different that it's obscene to even make the comparison.

No? Compare the joy that guy felt when he cracked open a cold pepsi at the gas station to the joy you felt when u spent that dollar.

I don't even care what the dude's story is. What i do know that qualitatively the experience of that pepsi was infinitely better than what i would have experienced spending that dollar.

[promethean75]

As a rational hedonist I am ideologically obligated to give that man a dollar if the thought of his received pleasure from spending it, and how wonderful that would be, pleases me more than the pleasure I believe I'd receive in spending it myself.

[promethean75]

https://kaotic.com/video/1ac2f5cf_20240709035519_t

Bro called Karen's liberal garbage out and she found out. It's perfectly within reason and practice of law to kick-a-ho if u are physically assaulted by one.

On the other hand, was Karen's dasein justified in being angered by his dasein recording her? As with all moral problems of the sort, who's side u take seems only to be the only side u could take in a no god no free will world where human beings, their thoughts and actions, are wholly subsumed by the laws of nature and awash in chance, change and contingency such that at any moment some new experience or knowledge might change them and their views in very substantial ways. It's all so absurd.

Bro i do a better iambiguous than iambiguous does.

Don't I.

[promethean75]

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxr6cQYPou_R ... X0GEINVGaP

This guy is keeping the mullet but tossing the blues and flounder.

What is the meaning of this foolishness?

A blue is rated by many to taste as good or better than mullet and flounder certainly tastes better than both.