Government is your most dangerous friend...

[Arising_uk]

Oh, now I get it, "drink-driving" is another one of your made-up words, right?

Yeah! That's right you loony goldfish.

[bobevenson]

Well, Shakespeare did it, but you're no Shakespeare.

[Arising_uk]

And you're no 'prophet'.

No don't tell me, my credentials blah de blah de blah for decades now.

[Lacewing]

Bob's sources are non-existent and/or useless. Even he doesn't know what/who they supposedly are. He's just thinking up shit and saying it's divine. He has produced nothing that has helped anyone, and nobody here cares or believes anything he says, so he's a tragic clown punching bag that keeps popping back up every time you punch it. Repetitive... inflexible... dopey... full of stale air.

[bobevenson]

Bob's sources are non-existent and/or useless. Even he doesn't know what/who they supposedly are. He's just thinking up shit and saying it's divine. He has produced nothing that has helped anyone, and nobody here cares or believes anything he says, so he's a tragic clown punching bag that keeps popping back up every time you punch it. Repetitive... inflexible... dopey... full of stale air.

I'm sure John on the isle of Patmos also suffered your ilk.

[Lacewing]

Bob's sources are non-existent and/or useless. Even he doesn't know what/who they supposedly are. He's just thinking up shit and saying it's divine. He has produced nothing that has helped anyone, and nobody here cares or believes anything he says, so he's a tragic clown punching bag that keeps popping back up every time you punch it. Repetitive... inflexible... dopey... full of stale air.

I'm sure John on the isle of Patmos also suffered your ilk.

Oh, well then tell us who your divine source is, Bob. I bet John on the isle of Patmos knew who his was!!! So, if you can't tell us that for yourself, you're full of shit. And you should stop trying to associate yourself with people whose delusions are way more complete than yours. You don't have a source or a clue! Your lame delusion sucks.

[FlashDangerpants]

Oh, well then tell us who your divine source is, Bob.

I remember that one, it was Thor.

[Lacewing]

Oh, well then tell us who your divine source is, Bob.

I remember that one, it was Thor.

No I think the name was Tor... and it was the name of Jesus upon his return, or something like that. (I try not to keep track of Bob's nonsense -- as I don't want it to eat my brain like it has eaten his.) I don't think Bob has ever identified who his divine source is -- rather he seems to be attacked by Satan a lot.

[FlashDangerpants]

Perhaps so... OR!... during one of Satan's ravishings of Bob, that cloven hoofed molester may have stolen the H key from his keyboard. Bob only thinks he is a worshipper of Tor because of this evil deed that was done to him.

[Lacewing]

during one of Satan's ravishings of Bob

See, this would explain so much!! It would reveal why Bob babbles the same things over and over, as a result of trauma and evil possession.

that cloven hoofed molester may have stolen the H key from his keyboard

Or worse... stolen Bob's brain! Thus making Bob a walking zombie... whispering to him of being a prophet... amazing him with tricks and hallucinations... and fiendishly urging him to offer salvation through a game, in order to lure other easy marks. Although, so far, Bob seems to be the only one. And he has the credentials to prove it.

[FlashDangerpants]

[Lacewing]

[Philosophy Explorer]

The dummy looks smarter than Bob.

PhilX

[Ginkgo]

drink-driving

I don't recall anything about drink-driving, but it does sound interesting.

Actually you did.

Bob's Ethical Advice Column
By bobevenson Sun Oct 26, 2014 7:14 am

Let's say you are driving at the speed limit at night on a dark street, and a young boy suddenly darts out from between parked cars and you hit him. He's laying in the street. You had a few beers, but not what you would call intoxicated. What do you do?

P.S.

It's "lying" in the street, not "laying" in the street.

[bobevenson]

Bob's sources are non-existent and/or useless. Even he doesn't know what/who they supposedly are. He's just thinking up shit and saying it's divine. He has produced nothing that has helped anyone, and nobody here cares or believes anything he says, so he's a tragic clown punching bag that keeps popping back up every time you punch it. Repetitive... inflexible... dopey... full of stale air.

I'm sure John on the isle of Patmos also suffered your ilk.

Oh, well then tell us who your divine source is, Bob. I bet John on the isle of Patmos knew who his was!!!

Mine is the same as John's, you goofy bitch!