It was only a matter of Time before I made an appearance

[Dalek Prime]

Double post. I blame God.

[Dalek Prime]

You have shit timing. I'm busy. Now piss off.

Busy? That's a shame... One less idiot to deal with.

"Now piss off"? I have an indifferent atheist engaging with me... It would just be plain rude to ignore him. Who knows he may just be won over by my charm and wit. I find wrath tends to lose an audience. Maybe you still have yet to find that out, Dalek Prime.I'm a dystheist, idiot.

Moving swiftly on....

If you (God) and Cthulhu got into a fight, who would win?

Is Satan really the smarty-farty bastard he seems to be, or does he just get bad press?

What's your favorite color?

Why does my soul itch?

Taking your questions point by point:

Cthulhu and I wouldn't get into a fight. He's fictitious, an invention of Lovecraft, and I'm not... but let's say it was possible.... Well, of course I'd win! I don't care how large Cthulu is or how many tentacles he has, you can't wrestle 'He who is without form' to the ground. There's nothing to grip on to. In an intellectual fight? That would have to be Me again. To be honest, I'm not given to fighting as such, that's more what My followers seem to do in My name. If someone pisses Me off, My formless self simply casts them out. Adam and Eve... Cast out of Eden... Lucifer... Cast out of Heaven... Dalek Prime... Not worth the trouble, really. So fucking typical...

It's been a while since I've been asked to comment on Satan. Such a troubled figure, much like Hamlet. Both full of contempt and out for revenge. So beautiful too, incredibly persuasive, very "smarty-farty", with teeth to match. Imagine Roger Moore, as an integer. Satan's beauty quantified can only be described as 'Roger Moore to the power of Roger Moore', that's how much of a beautiful, smooth bugger Satan was. Yes, there's been bad press... but I have a feeling Satan rather indulges it. He is misunderstood and much maligned, and a real pain in My formless arse, but without him the world could not be set to rights.

I have no favourite colour. Just like I have no favourite religion. They're all much of a muchness but if I really had to choose I'd say 'grandasmantis'... Oh wait, you can only see the electromagnetic spectrum you have absolutely no idea what 'grandasmantis' 'looks' (or tastes) like.

Your soul itches because you are lucky enough to have one! Some people are totally devoid of one!

Now that you've made your grand entrance, Piss OFF, we certainly don't need another "Holier-than-thou, authoritarian, know-it-all, telling us the way things are.... If no-one else will, I will at least tell you where to stick your opinions, where the sun don't shine, at least till you relieve your constipation.

I wouldn't describe myself as "holier than thou", just Holy. I welcome you telling me your opinions and look forward to you sharing your extensivly intimate experience and knowledge of "where the sun don't shine" before I consign My opinions there... but what on earth brings you to the conclusion I am constipated??? Many of My opinions formed in the void of the absence of light and to be honest I found eternity without light to have a somewhat restful nature... It just became so boring. Mind you, if you become just as boring, as the way you express yourself seems to be suggesting, retiring to "where the sun don't shine" might well be a welcome vacation spot from you.

Hello, God. How very du jour of you. Can we henceforth assume that any burning bush is just a bush on fire?

Hello uwot. And yes... only to satisfy current health and safety practise. I think in future, if I have to manifest Myself in any sentient form, it would probably be as a West End musical.

... I am reluctant to believe that God would post on a forum in such a cheap, carnival barker style as this. I would expect a much more subtle communication, or even a direct communication to the individual, but that's just me. I'm sure God has his own ideas about how to communicate with others, so far I just don't accept these.

Oh ye of little faith! Perhaps you'd prefer that I private message you? There will always be opinions as to how I do, or should do, things. Whilst so many believe in Me, they disagree in ways they see as fundamental. There will always be dissent in the guise of righteousness. I despair to see how the greatest of My creatures has failed to unify their faith in Me. I'd say the last best attempt was made by Mughal Emperor Akbar, who unsuccessfully tried to do it, in 16th century India.

The majority of the participants of this forum seem to follow suit in their determination to disagree.

[God]

You have shit timing. I'm busy. Now piss off.

Busy? That's a shame... One less idiot to deal with.

"Now piss off"? I have an indifferent atheist engaging with me... It would just be plain rude to ignore him. Who knows he may just be won over by my charm and wit. I find wrath tends to lose an audience. Maybe you still have yet to find that out, Dalek Prime.I'm a dystheist, idiot.

Lose the comma: you're a dystheist idiot, or just a common or garden idiot, as far as I'm concerned. I assumed nothing about your belief in Me. The "indifferent atheist" to whom I was referring was henry quick, who had described himself as such, and was asking Me questions. He was very engaging.

Anyhow, I thought you were too "busy" to have anything to do with me? You're a contradictory idiot.

[Dalek Prime]

Hey, you're the loon who's pretending to be God. In the end, I'm just a contradictory idiot. Better than living with whatever mental illness grips you. I'm way ahead of the game. Later, Daffy.

[God]

Hey, you're the loon who's pretending to be God. In the end, I'm just a contradictory idiot. Better than living with whatever mental illness grips you. I'm way ahead of the game.

How can you be so sure I'm pretending to be God? But thank you for confirming you are a contradictory idiot. It shows a measure of insight. That measure is a thimble... but it's a full thimble.

You often resort to insult when you have little else to say. In the past I would have smitten someone like you. Now a quick titter over a cup of tea seems to suit Me better as I take stock of the continued idiocy to come.

[thedoc]

How can you be so sure I'm pretending to be God? But thank you for confirming you are a contradictory idiot. It shows a measure of insight. That measure is a thimble... but it's a full thimble.

You're not the first Juvenile coming onto a forum pretending to be a superior being, so go ahead and post your drivel, there's always the ignore function if it gets too silly.

[thedoc]

If you are god, why aren't you posting in the religion thread, or do the people there know more about God than you do?

[artisticsolution]

Dear God,

Please make me a millionaire...not a billionaire...too much pressure. Just like around 10 to 20 mil....soon please...not like at the end of my life or something mean like that. In jesus name we pray, amen.

[vegetariantaxidermy]

Dear God,

Please make me a millionaire...not a billionaire...too much pressure. Just like around 10 to 20 mil....soon please...not like at the end of my life or something mean like that. In jesus name we pray, amen.

Me too.

[uwot]

I think in future, if I have to manifest Myself in any sentient form, it would probably be as a West End musical.

Will it be based on the original? You might want to drop the Sodom and Gomorrah stuff if you don't wish to alienate a sizeable proportion of musical theatre's natural demographic. Have a word with Andrew Lloyd Webber; he's made a mint from putting you on in the West End.

[Scott Mayers]

You are right, I do believe in God, but I accept that there is no proof that can be held up to show everyone. Actually I accept that God may have communicated with other people all over the world, and just hasn't told us, or perhaps God has and many narrow-minded people refuse to accept it. Who am I to question God's methods or motives? However given that, I am reluctant to believe that God would post on a forum in such a cheap, carnival barker style as this. I would expect a much more subtle communication, or even a direct communication to the individual, but that's just me. I'm sure God has his own ideas about how to communicate with others, so far I just don't accept these.What about this? Should God not be able to see this?

I'm sure that there is some way to test whether God is real here or not.

... I am reluctant to believe that God would post on a forum in such a cheap, carnival barker style as this. I would expect a much more subtle communication, or even a direct communication to the individual, but that's just me. I'm sure God has his own ideas about how to communicate with others, so far I just don't accept these.Private message: How about now? Can you see me here?

Oh ye of little faith! Perhaps you'd prefer that I private message you? There will always be opinions as to how I do, or should do, things. Whilst so many believe in Me, they disagree in ways they see as fundamental. There will always be dissent in the guise of righteousness. I despair to see how the greatest of My creatures has failed to unify their faith in Me. I'd say the last best attempt was made by Mughal Emperor Akbar, who unsuccessfully tried to do it, in 16th century India.

The majority of the participants of this forum seem to follow suit in their determination to disagree.

I agree but am indeterminate whether I'm being sincere or not. Can you tell?

[Dalek Prime]

God, who's more powerful? You or AMod? Could you save your thread if I requested AMod to delete it?

AMod, would you be willing to do this in the philosophical vein of inquiry it is intended, to help me determine the extent of God's power, and advance philosophical integrity and insight?

[Scott Mayers]

God, who's more powerful? You or AMod? Could you save your thread if I requested AMod to delete it?

AMod, would you be willing to do this in the philosophical vein of inquiry it is intended, to help me determine the extent of God's power, and advance philosophical integrity and insight?

This may be done already. Just wait. Besides, couldn't one presume that God is just providing you your wish through the powers of his capacity to influence AMod? Do you even 'know' AMod is 'real'?

[Dalek Prime]

God, who's more powerful? You or AMod? Could you save your thread if I requested AMod to delete it?

AMod, would you be willing to do this in the philosophical vein of inquiry it is intended, to help me determine the extent of God's power, and advance philosophical integrity and insight?

This may be done already. Just wait. Besides, couldn't one presume that God is just providing you your wish through the powers of his capacity to influence AMod? Do you even 'know' AMod is 'real'?

I've considered this, and concluded I can live with the lingering questions. Let's face it, philosophy would be dead if we answered everything to our satisfaction. In the meantime, let's have some fun with God.

[uwot]

Hey, you're the loon who's pretending to be God.

You tell 'em, Dalek!
(I dunno. Makes me laugh.)